granted, but if you're moe you'll die
i wish i'm pro
i wish i'm pro
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your definition of pro is "SS Easy diffs" so it's literally noob lol
i wish for a star
i wish for a star
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Granted. But unfortunately, it's an offline/not submitted score.
I wish for a raep
I wish for a raep
Too bad you get raped by... hm i don't want to describe that goddammit why Harumi
I wish for a wish
I wish for a wish
Granted, but the wish will be corrupted.
I wish to win the lottery for 40 million dollars..
I wish to win the lottery for 40 million dollars..
granted but those are blue dollars
i wish for my own place
i wish for my own place
granted, but your place happens to be somewhere you absolutely despise
i wish for this wish to be corrupted
i wish for this wish to be corrupted
Granted, but japan is wiped out with an earthquake and a tsunami (rip rrtyui ;c)
I wish topics would stop unsubscribing themselves.
I wish topics would stop unsubscribing themselves.
Granted but you you are never able to look at a topic again.
I wish I was God of The New World.
I wish I was God of The New World.
Granted but you die 4 years later when Near figures everything out.
Granted but __________.
I wish to be God of the New World and have Nate River's putrid existence wiped off the face of the earth when I do so.
I wish to be God of the New World and have Nate River's putrid existence wiped off the face of the earth when I do so.
Granted but the weight of being God comes with a hefty price and remaining pieces of your feeble human mind cannot take the power that comes with being a god. You take your life in the end by plunging your body 1000000000000 mph into the new world, causing the new world to explode.
I wish for a McDonald's breakfast muffin combo.
I wish for a McDonald's breakfast muffin combo.
Granted but turns out I poisoned it C: hehe
I wish to be Cookiezi.
I wish to be Cookiezi.
Topic Starter
Granted, but your soul transferred into the body right before he was about to get hit by a car.
I wish I could fly!
I wish I could fly!
Granted but you have zero control over your flight. You end up flying straight up into outer space. -Death-
I wish for a third arm.
I wish for a third arm.
granted but each arm now has the number 6 on them
i wish for trading cards
i wish for trading cards
granted but they're all magikarp
I wish I could stop time
I wish I could stop time
Granted but the Continuous-time stochastic process overloads your brain and you collapse onto yourself creating a mini black hole and end up being ripped to shreds, quark by quark.
I wish I could have some barbecue chicken wings
I wish I could have some barbecue chicken wings
Granted, but now you are just Neil. without the Leo
I wish for Steam Trading cards
I wish for Steam Trading cards
Granted, but they are illegal, so you end up going to jail.
I wish I knew Japanese.
I wish I knew Japanese.
granted but you lose your hands while unboxing the tablet
I wish I'ld never have to work
I wish I'ld never have to work
Granted, but you run out of money and end up losing everything you have.
I wish to be in an anime.
I wish to be in an anime.
granted, but you're a background character.
I wish for a delicious pot roast
I wish for a delicious pot roast
Granted but its poisoned
I wish I had a body pillow
I wish I had a body pillow
Topic Starter
Granted, but it turned into a Velociraptor and ran away while yelling "The curse has been broken!"
I wish I could see the future.
I wish I could see the future.
Granted but the only things in the future you can see is the deaths of your loved ones,
and spoilers of your favourite show.
I wish I could teleport
and spoilers of your favourite show.
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you have no idea where you'll end up, and it's not restricted to planet Earth.
I wish for a warm blanket ;w;
I wish for a warm blanket ;w;
granted but its a steel replica of a cookie
I wish I had a life
I wish I had a life
Granted but everytime you open your mouth you get shot in the arm
I wish that everything was pink
I wish that everything was pink
Granted, but because objects absorb every color and reflect the colors they *aren't*, you never see it.
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Granted, but it's literally made of bamboo
I wish everyone would love me
I wish everyone would love me
Topic Starter
Granted but their love is not the normal level of love. They completely obsess over you. And their love devours you. And then one day.... Tentacle raep They decide to kill you and eat your flesh as a labour of love.
i wish the last post had a wish
Granted, but now this one does not.
Topic Starter
Sorry, the internet died so I couldn't edit. I de-railed my own game lol.
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
I wish I had a Nissan 350z