He unblocks you but he fucks up the router BIG TIME and you have to pay for a new one.
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I wish that the next post contains sarcasm.
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A strager is you.
I wish for an understanding of the Fred Meyers playland.
I wish for an understanding of the Fred Meyers playland.
Granted but the genie was on hold...
I wish for kuu
I wish for kuu
granted---ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
i wish for my internet to be cut off
i wish for my internet to be cut off
Granted but you soon realized how tormenting it was and killed yourself.
I wish that my GTA SA would work again... and no 'you had a virus', 'your computer broke down', 'the Genie doesn't believe in theft', or any of that shit.
I wish that my GTA SA would work again... and no 'you had a virus', 'your computer broke down', 'the Genie doesn't believe in theft', or any of that shit.
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Granted, but you can't Ebon Hold a controller or keyboard, let alone play it.
pun of the day
I wish for a better Taiko editor
pun of the day
I wish for a better Taiko editor
Granted, it's better....... by one bug fix.
I wish that summer would last for a couple more weeks.
I wish that summer would last for a couple more weeks.
Granted, but it gets too hot and the polar ice caps melt flooding the whole planet. (which means you die. D:)
I wish for money to grow on a tree in my [secure and secret] backyard.
I wish for money to grow on a tree in my [secure and secret] backyard.
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Granted, but you let it slip from your hand causing a water spillage, you tried getting a cloth to clean the water but you slipped on the water and fell to the stairs, from the 98th floor, it just so happened that the staircase is built to allow rolling balls to fall to the first floor without difficulty, so you fell until the first floor, which resulted in a coma.
(wat)
I wish for the same glass of water
(wat)
I wish for the same glass of water
Granted but the Genie forced you to scoop up the water from the ground into the cup from which it has been spilled from.
I wish that I would get some more e-mails daily, that aren't spam or annoying stupid pointless things.
I wish that I would get some more e-mails daily, that aren't spam or annoying stupid pointless things.
Granted...you have mail.
I wish for quotes.
I wish for quotes.
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Granted, but YOUR retarded grammar killed you.
I wish for this day to fit in a 21-hr patters, because of the all-nighter for the singing meeting.
I wish for this day to fit in a 21-hr patters, because of the all-nighter for the singing meeting.
Granted but you lose your voice for the next 10 months.
I wish for a better avatar.
I wish for a better avatar.
Granted, but someone steals it from you.
I wish I didn't start school this week
I wish I didn't start school this week
Granted, it started two weeks ago.
I wish for world domination with :O.
I wish for world domination with :O.
Granted But yours are :O are now O: (lul)
I wish for more smiely faces to but at my use.
I wish for more smiely faces to but at my use.
Granted, you get smiely faces. But the Genie thought you meant smelly faces instead of smiley faces, so you got smelly faces. And they REEK. ....Of TYPO!!!!
I wish that I'm fully 100%, without a flaw, ready for school tomorrow (not that I need it).
I wish that I'm fully 100%, without a flaw, ready for school tomorrow (not that I need it).
Granted but you're never ready for anything else, like me coming back.
I wish I could think of a hitcircle for my Weegee Skin.
I wish I could think of a hitcircle for my Weegee Skin.
Granted, your skin's on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire...wait, what was your wish again?
I wish I was Batman.
I wish I was Batman.
Granted, you get killed by Darkseid's Omega Sanction and your consciousness gets sent in the distant past as a caveman.
I wish for Marvel VS Capcom 3
I wish for Marvel VS Capcom 3
Granted, but you aren't able to play it or buy it. :<
I wish for
I wish for
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Granted, you have all the time in the world for modding. ALL THE TIME. And only for modding. Go use the time to mod every map in WIP and Pending.
I wish animask had a better avatar.
I wish animask had a better avatar.
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Granted, you're the best after all the good mappers have left osu! (including me)
(also, thx for big fat bump... I missed this thread :O )
I wish I could finish my video....... and homework.... on time.
(also, thx for big fat bump... I missed this thread :O )
I wish I could finish my video....... and homework.... on time.
Granted, you finished on time, but you failed it since you copied it off someone else. conspicuously.
I wish for weegeevsweegee to stop posting on the Internet.
Yes I'm mean.
I wish for weegeevsweegee to stop posting on the Internet.
Yes I'm mean.
Granted, but you're no longer mean.
I wish for me to be better at scansion.
I wish for me to be better at scansion.
Granted, but instead of being at a scansion, the genie misunderstood you and thought you said "scan a mansion".
I wish that i was part of the taikomaster club. Rodoko won't reply to me... ;'_';
I wish that i was part of the taikomaster club. Rodoko won't reply to me... ;'_';
Granted, but you are the worst player.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
I am the worst player.
Granted, but your body crumbles to dust.
I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
Granted, but your body crumbles to dust.
I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
Granted......Internet crumbles.Wojjan wrote:
I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
I wish this thread had more lulz.
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Granted.
I wish that people would stop not wishing.
I wish that people would stop not wishing.
Granted, but the genie was too hot and you burned your mouth and your tongue caught on fi- *shot*
I wish that there was a new game mode.
go on harris. post again.
I wish that there was a new game mode.
go on harris. post again.
Granted, but your house explodes due to a gas leak.
I wish that I had a cat.
I wish that I had a cat.
Granted, but the cat tore down your furniture..... and your room.... and your house.... and your face.
I wish that I had a better graphics card
I wish that I had my own PC with really good graphics, good fan, and everything a gamer could want (to a realistic standard). Also, my parents can't fuck with me about it.
I wish that I had my own PC with really good graphics, good fan, and everything a gamer could want (to a realistic standard). Also, my parents can't fuck with me about it.
Granted, but you get kicked out of your house, without anywhere to go.
I wish Harris could find a place to live.
I wish Harris could find a place to live.
Granted, but Harris' foster mother is the "Other Mother" from Coraline. She forces Harris to sew buttons over his/her (sorry, I don't know your gender xD) eyes and eventually eats his/her soul.
I wish that I could use magic.
I wish that I could use magic.
Granted, but you can only use level 0.5 spells. (Yes I know I made a FF reference. Deal with it.)
I wish for peppy to explain why he 3 second banned me and said I act like a tard. He said that earlier in osu! chat ;_;
I wish for peppy to explain why he 3 second banned me and said I act like a tard. He said that earlier in osu! chat ;_;
Granted but it doesn't need to be explained.
I wish Weegee figured out that he is indeed a tard.
I wish Weegee figured out that he is indeed a tard.
Granted but his tardiness causes him to completely forget about it instantly.
I wish for these wishes to stop relating to the previous post.
I wish for these wishes to stop relating to the previous post.
Granted. Now all of the posts relate to the post that comes after. And you explode, for good measure.
I wish that Michael Jackson was still alive.
I wish that Michael Jackson was still alive.
Granted but now people accuse Michael Jackson of being a monster because he couldn't die. The news reported this and scientists discovered how to create immortality which then caused the recreation of the world by Haruhi.
I wish there was a second dimension.
I wish there was a second dimension.
there is
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Lol. xDsupergarlic wrote:
there is
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I wish I had pizza.
Granted except it's nothing but dough.
Granted.
I wish Weegee would quit forgetting to wish.
I wish Weegee would quit forgetting to wish.
Granted, but he wishes such a pure wish it cannot be altered to have evil outcomes.
I wish that I was a Sith.
I wish that I was a Sith.
granted but the genie doesn't know Star Wars and turns you into one of the rebellion; you get killed by an actual sith later on.
I wish I had a perfectly unstealable tablet pc that could not break, be hacked, catch a virus, have a lost touch pen, and the hard drive could contain 20 times the amount of data of beatmaps stored on osu.ppy.sh, mediafire, and the total data of all of youtube's videos combined. And that it had it's own translator for foreign languages to be converted to english, sent text can be converted to a different language, and all of my files were already on it.
I wish I had a perfectly unstealable tablet pc that could not break, be hacked, catch a virus, have a lost touch pen, and the hard drive could contain 20 times the amount of data of beatmaps stored on osu.ppy.sh, mediafire, and the total data of all of youtube's videos combined. And that it had it's own translator for foreign languages to be converted to english, sent text can be converted to a different language, and all of my files were already on it.
Granted, but unstealable is not a word so your Tablet PC is stolen.
I wish this thread didn't suck.
I wish this thread didn't suck.
Granted, but it becomes filled with so much pure, liquid awesome that osu! shuts down and explodes.
I wish that I had more cowbell.
I wish that I had more cowbell.
granted. that wish is corrupted on its own
I wish Gabi disappeared
I wish Gabi disappeared
Granted, but he might come back.
I wish people would understand I am not a retard.
My average grade level in reading is past high school. >.>
I wish people would understand I am not a retard.
My average grade level in reading is past high school. >.>
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Granted but the Dynamite blows up in your face.
I wish I had 54$
I wish I had 54$
I wish for bad things to happen to people EXCEPT FOR ME OR AFFECTING PEOPLE CLOSE TO MEMittenMasterzz wrote:
Granted but the Dynamite blows up in your face.
Granted but nobody you knew was close to you at the time.
I wish for raining men.
lolol
I wish for raining men.
lolol
Granted But there all morbidly obese
I wish for a tatacon
I wish for a tatacon
Granted but it is an actual drum and does not work with Taiko No Tatsujin/Drum Master. Or osu!'s Taiko mode.
I wish for an easier way to make maps. (I really do.)
I wish for an easier way to make maps. (I really do.)
Granted, but your complete incompetence still makes you fail at making maps.
I wish to be able to sleep one hour and have the energy 12 hours of sleep would normally give me.
I wish to be able to sleep one hour and have the energy 12 hours of sleep would normally give me.
Granted, you get your energy, but since you're always pumped up after 1 hour, you can't feel your body becoming overworked. You crumble to dust.
I wish we wouldn't repeat wishes.
I wish we wouldn't repeat wishes.
Granted but you cannot wish again because every wish has been wished before.
I wish for a wish that hasn't been wished before.
I wish for a wish that hasn't been wished before.
Granted
Here's your volcano made from volcanoes
I wish for a less painful internet connection
Here's your volcano made from volcanoes
I wish for a less painful internet connection
Granted, the pain is now transferred to a little kitty
OHGODWHATHAVEYOUDONE
I wish to release the kitty of its pain
OHGODWHATHAVEYOUDONE
I wish to release the kitty of its pain
Granted, it goes to you and rust45. YAY! 
I wish people knew I wasn't a retard.
I'M NOT A RETARD, GOD DAMMIT!
I wish people knew I wasn't a retard.
I'M NOT A RETARD, GOD DAMMIT!
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It was granted, and you think I'M the retard.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
Granted, it goes to you and rust45. YAY!
I wish that I wouldn't have to get a high rank to be known around here...
All I read.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
I'M the retard.
All I read.supergarlic wrote:
I'M the retard.
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/derail
(Going off of Weegee's post)
Granted, but you don't need a high rank in the first place and the Genie kills you for making a useless wish.
I wish topics derailed less.
Granted, but you don't need a high rank in the first place and the Genie kills you for making a useless wish.
I wish topics derailed less.
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Topic Starter
Granted but now all the topics are topics you hate talking about.
I wish for a new TV.
I wish for a new TV.
Metruzero wrote:
Granted but now all the topics are topics you hate talking about.
Granted but it's a new crappy TV.
I wish that Forum Games/Random were separate forums.
Granted, but all the games derail and get sent to random anyway.
I wish to never get songs stuck in my head unless I want them to.
I wish to never get songs stuck in my head unless I want them to.
Granted but trolls don't get wishes granted for being subatomically-brained /b/tards that cannot prove anything.
I wish rust knew that if I were a tard (as in stupid), that his brain would be well below subatomic.
I wish rust knew that if I were a tard (as in stupid), that his brain would be well below subatomic.
strager wrote:
It can't be called a brain if it's subatomic, idiot.
Ignoring the drama and since Weegee's wish is nothing good to go off of, I'll just grant my own.
Granted, but when the song gets stuck in your head, it never leaves, even after other songs get stuck in there, eventually your brain blows up from too many songs playing at once.
I wish Weegee would quit being a drama fag.
Granted, but when the song gets stuck in your head, it never leaves, even after other songs get stuck in there, eventually your brain blows up from too many songs playing at once.
I wish Weegee would quit being a drama fag.
I just saw the last few Weegee posts.
Granted, but Weegee takes it up a notch and sends you a PM filled with smilies and size=200 font about his feelings.
I wish for the Mibbit client to work.
Granted, but Weegee takes it up a notch and sends you a PM filled with smilies and size=200 font about his feelings.
I wish for the Mibbit client to work.
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granted but your ISP cut off the internet
I wish the old topic was back
I wish the old topic was back
granted but,
OOPS, LOCKED!
I wish for friends on Mario Kart Wii(C) that are not hackers, cheaters, liars, idiots, cheap, perverted, mean, rude, trolls, cyberbullies, or imaginary. >:3 Beat that, bitches.
OOPS, LOCKED!
I wish for friends on Mario Kart Wii(C) that are not hackers, cheaters, liars, idiots, cheap, perverted, mean, rude, trolls, cyberbullies, or imaginary. >:3 Beat that, bitches.
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you what your what? The genie didn't see the word "wish" in there, so he didn't do anything.
I wish that I have the determination to finish all my homework as soon as I get home from school.
I wish that I have the determination to finish all my homework as soon as I get home from school.
Granted, but it takes so long you have no freetime.
I wish I had more holidays in the year.
I wish I had more holidays in the year.
Granted! Just kidding!
I wish I could find gold coins at the end of a rainbow :'(
I wish I could find gold coins at the end of a rainbow :'(
Granted but they weren't the kind of gold coins you were expecting.
I wish we wouldn't get flooded again
I wish we wouldn't get flooded again
Granted.
I wish, that my school, wouldn't have such a stupid librarian (she's new) with such stupid rules on backpacks on the hooks in the library, the loaner laptops, the laptops in general, the laptop's image that she likes to use so often to reimage everyone's laptops, and every other stupid thing she does, I wish would just go away.
I wish, that my school, wouldn't have such a stupid librarian (she's new) with such stupid rules on backpacks on the hooks in the library, the loaner laptops, the laptops in general, the laptop's image that she likes to use so often to reimage everyone's laptops, and every other stupid thing she does, I wish would just go away.
TL;DR: Granted but you suck
I wish this wish was corrupted.
I wish this wish was corrupted.
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