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The Genie Game

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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie got confused at your grammar and was pissed off at your back and forth arguing with Weegee that he killed you.

I wish that this thread would come out of it's stupidity.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but I posted and it got ruined

I wish I win at losing
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Wish granted, but now he spews random phrases in all caps continuously. You go insane and jump off a cliff.

I wish Cyclone was still no. 1 in the rankings. :]
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but now Doomsday, White Wolf, f0012729, and osuplayer are raging at you, and they pwn you in osu!

I wish that the school internet wasn't so FUCKED up.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but now it's just plain gone.

I wish I know how to eviscerate.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you killed everyone

I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo

Derekku Chan wrote:

Granted, but you killed everyone

I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
Isn't that a good thing

Also

Granted, but your front began to hurt now

I wish DKs were fixed
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but Donkey Kong was translated from DK.

I wish for something bad to happen to me or something or someone.
I'm too smart for you.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but now everything sucks because something bad happened to it.

I wish this hotel had a good mousing surface.
It's all glass tables. And I don't have a ball mouse.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, you were transported to Hotel Mario. Everywhere you look it's CD-i graphics and crappy voice acting.

I wish I was unbanned :(
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, everyone stopped crying, now they started fighting.

I wish for a ham sandwich
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
You get one. But it's on moldy bread!
I wish for a corrupted file.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, the osu.exe file is now corrupt, the download link is down and peppy can't help you because OSU IS MUNCHING ON HIM AAAA.

I wish I never wished a wand of wishing with a wand of wishing on Nethack
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted your wand of wishing is wished away.
Griefed by the loss of the wishing wand which you wished away so thoughtlessly, you eat to comfort yourself, consuming all that is left in your inventory, you choke to death.
...and then a grid bug eats you.

Do you want your possesions identified?



i wish too tipe goodlly?
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, you typed like that for the rest of your life.

I wish Stewart wasn't so mean :(
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, now everyone else is mean instead

I wish adam identifies my possessions
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but you have no more.

I wish to go home.
Mashley
2,042 posts
Joined September 2008
Mashley
You go home, but there is a murderer at the door and he, uh, murders you.

I wish there was not a hole in my wall.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted now your house flipped 90 degrees and there's a crater in your wall.

I wish the 5 Exodia yugioh cards were easier to find. :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but someone got to the Exodia cards before you did,and as the duelist assembled the sacred 5 cards,Exodia FIRED IT'S LASER AT YOU. [Game Over...]


I wish for better Taiko skills.
and that peppy didn't fuck it up
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but peppy fucked you up instead.

I wish that I didn't die from the murderer, and am still here in the Bahamas.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but the trip is over and it's time to go home :)

I wish to go on a cruise~
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, the ship's name is Titanic II. Instead of just simply sinking, you got attacked by terrorists, then it sank.

I wish I had hair
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but you wanted more than that,and you kept wishing for more,you drowned in it afterwards. XD

I wish I had a PS3.


inb4butitwasbroken/didn'twork/whatever
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it has a malfunction in which it can't save. :(

I wish that exodia didn't fire his lazor at me.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but you still have to start over,and you didn't save. :P

I wish #osu was more interesting
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but #mod is more interesting now.

I wish that my weird fantasies with kuwarudo would come true.

lulz...
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but he raped you in one of the fantasies.

I wish that everyone was colourful like animask, and sexy like Nexy.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but they found us too sexy and raped us all. :3 DISREGARD THAT
Granted,but now everyone is animask and Nexy.

I wish for Candlejeck to arri
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder

Harris73 wrote:

Granted but he raped you in one of the fantasies.
Thank you Genie~ lolz

Granted but Yugi-oh! is now cancelled.

I wish for taiko to have more sounds.
James2250
osu! Alumni
4,059 posts
Joined July 2008
James2250
granted but now your speakers don't work

I wish I had more pie
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but it was all moldy and stuff and you have to eat it.

I wish I knew what was going on inside animask's brain :roll:
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder

Wojjan wrote:

Granted. You are scarred for life
That would probably happen lol

I wish I didn't accidently osu!direct
Granted but I decided to take away your osu! privileges and banned you.

I wish for more fun games on here.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but they were so fun that you strayed away from osu!.

I wish I could come up with better results. ^
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, they're about 11 times better than your current ones.

AND THEY STILL SUCK

I wish this wish wasn't granted.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, I got my cake.

I wish I had some cake right now
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
I meant my wish

Granted, but... no soap, radio, lol

I wish for MY wish to not be granted
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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I wish for a wish that is used to wish for a wish that is used for wishes.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, your wish is used to wish for wishes used for wishes, but with wishes which are used to wish for wishes used for wishes, you may only wish for wish which wish for fwishes to wish dirt. And the dirt was too hot and you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish an egg would fall on JInxyjem.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, if by sunday you mean on fire and by it you mean yourself.

I wish for something. It doesn't matter what, I'll be overjoyed. Even if nothing turns up, I'll be happy.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but the genie burned your tongue and th-- *shot
your neglect for wishing made you catch on fi-- *nuked
Exodia fired his laz-- *sucked into black hole
...
you got Rickrolled for not wishing.

I wish I wasn't shot, nuked, and then sucked into a black hole.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you are now shot, nuked, sucked into a black hole, left to rot, oblitterated, and denied access into the afterlife. And THEN you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish Weegee would understand that I did wish something before, and thus making his corruption worthless.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
I chose your wish to be "I wish to not wish". so :P

so i made your wish useless and i stared at you.

I wish that rust45 never existed.
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but you don't exist either.

I wish that rust45 existed again, but not teh Weegee.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but Weegee used his stare to exist.

I wish that I would die.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but since you and Weegee are reviving, and you're requesting to die again, the genie got pissed and killed you both + perm ban.

I wish time would slow down when you're enjoying something, and time speeds up while you're suffering... of course to a reasonable limit.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you end up repeating time over like the "Endless Eights" segment of The second season of Haruhi.
Also painful things go by so fast you don't remember what happend.
But unfortunately time goes in an infinite loop forever...you've probably posted this wish for the 15,525th time.

I wish for a genie to grant wishes and corrupt them somehow.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, here I am. But most of my corruptions involve hurting you.
Also, I appeared with my knee in your solar plexus.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
I wish nobody would post in this thread anymore.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but I just posted so :p

I wish people wouldn't hate on some games.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted. now you start hating on games
(LOLWUT INSULTS!)

I wish that I could breathe underwater and survive in space without equipment.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you're now really ugly.

I wish for your Rick Roll obsession to stop.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but then it started again.

I wish that wishes don't do anything.
(lol i couldn't think of anything.)
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, so the genie burnt your tongue and the rest of-- *shot*

I wish that animask and Harris73 would get that Harris73 made me obsessed with rickrolls.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but I still don't care.

I wish that WeegeevsWeegee wouldn't be such a Weegee anymore.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but I'm still a weegee.

I wish harris73 wasn't such a fucking assh- *shot.
...A Malleo.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but now you're an asshole, oh wait.

I wish Weegee wouldn't get butthurt.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted...but mouth rape occurs with WeeGee often now.

I wish for freedom.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, it became a authoritarian government in your country.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

I wish it was 1984 all over again
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but then it became 2009 the second 1984 came.

I wish for a wombo combo.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but you get owned by it,

I wish for a sexy boyfriend :D!
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but he was gay.

I wish for friendship or peace.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
(Thats even better >--->)

Granted but a unknown country thinks peace is war :P

I wish for a lifetime supply of dogfood. (lolwut)
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but dogs everywhere are trying to eat you now.

I wish I didn't have to carry boxes all day again for the 3rd time.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you have to carry lead of the same size as the boxes.

I wish animask didn't suffer and the corruption didn't make me suffer.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but that means you'll have to help me carry the boxes made of lead but of course you don't suffer from it.
but you still have to help

I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but your ears fall off,

I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
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MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but when you try and slice it a fist comes out to bash you in the face.

I wish to meet santa clause
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
[insert corruption of above wish here]

I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but it turns out to be stolen and you go to jail 3:

I wish to fly.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you don't know how so you fell off the CN Tower and died.

I wish my parents weren't such nazis
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but they became commies.

I wish to have uber mapping powers.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but you cant see or hear,

I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko :P
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you can only FC Easy.

I wish I wasn't a douche.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now you're a douchebag

I wish for better puns.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but when you say one you lose a finger or toe

I wish for eternal Life :P
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted. Years later, you become an old grumpy guy and everyone hates you so they try and kill you.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D

I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, the overall standerd of good corruptions went down by a lot and now we're stuck with corruptions like Weegee's

I wish for a microphone
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but you got banned everywhere that requires a microphone.

I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45

animask wrote:

Granted but now you're a douchebag
Why did I expect that answer? >.<

Granted, but you're banned from every where you go.

I wish osu! had much less J-Pop.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted but now it has more lady gaga o.e"

I wish school didnt start next week.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you have to go to summer school for the 1 week before school.

I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but he/she gets hit by a car and dies.

I wish for Fraps =3
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it came with a virus and killed your computer.

I wish that my map would get ranked.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but everyone gives it a one.

I wish to have more ranked maps.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but there all by Hanah montana

I wish for a new cell phone
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, you can only talk to Cell, who FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!!!!!!

I wish Wojjan didn't insult me... :cry:
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but you're still butthurt.

I wish for Weegee to dissipate
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)

Sorry. I meant to say not.
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Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

NachoPiggy wrote:

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's mot a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Well it's a mot meme, so I won't bother.
A what? meme?
Don't ask me,you wrote it, you should know.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
I meant to say not, let's get on with the game before it gets locked.
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