Granted, you typed like that for the rest of your life.
I wish Stewart wasn't so mean
I wish Stewart wasn't so mean
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Granted, now everyone else is mean instead
I wish adam identifies my possessions
I wish adam identifies my possessions
Granted, but you have no more.
I wish to go home.
I wish to go home.
You go home, but there is a murderer at the door and he, uh, murders you.
I wish there was not a hole in my wall.
I wish there was not a hole in my wall.
granted now your house flipped 90 degrees and there's a crater in your wall.
I wish the 5 Exodia yugioh cards were easier to find.
I wish the 5 Exodia yugioh cards were easier to find.
Granted,but someone got to the Exodia cards before you did,and as the duelist assembled the sacred 5 cards,Exodia FIRED IT'S LASER AT YOU. [Game Over...]
I wish for better Taiko skills.
and that peppy didn't fuck it up
I wish for better Taiko skills.
and that peppy didn't fuck it up
Granted but peppy fucked you up instead.
I wish that I didn't die from the murderer, and am still here in the Bahamas.
I wish that I didn't die from the murderer, and am still here in the Bahamas.
Granted, but the trip is over and it's time to go home 
I wish to go on a cruise~
I wish to go on a cruise~
Granted, the ship's name is Titanic II. Instead of just simply sinking, you got attacked by terrorists, then it sank.
I wish I had hair
I wish I had hair
Granted,but you wanted more than that,and you kept wishing for more,you drowned in it afterwards. XD
I wish I had a PS3.
inb4butitwasbroken/didn'twork/whatever
I wish I had a PS3.
inb4butitwasbroken/didn'twork/whatever
Granted but it has a malfunction in which it can't save.
I wish that exodia didn't fire his lazor at me.
I wish that exodia didn't fire his lazor at me.
Granted but you still have to start over,and you didn't save. 
I wish #osu was more interesting
I wish #osu was more interesting
Granted but #mod is more interesting now.
I wish that my weird fantasies with kuwarudo would come true.
lulz...
I wish that my weird fantasies with kuwarudo would come true.
lulz...
Granted but he raped you in one of the fantasies.
I wish that everyone was colourful like animask, and sexy like Nexy.
I wish that everyone was colourful like animask, and sexy like Nexy.
Granted,but they found us too sexy and raped us all. :3 DISREGARD THAT
Granted,but now everyone is animask and Nexy.
I wish for Candlejeck to arri
Granted,but now everyone is animask and Nexy.
I wish for Candlejeck to arri
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Thank you Genie~ lolzHarris73 wrote:
Granted but he raped you in one of the fantasies.
Granted but Yugi-oh! is now cancelled.
I wish for taiko to have more sounds.
granted but now your speakers don't work
I wish I had more pie
I wish I had more pie
Granted, but it was all moldy and stuff and you have to eat it.
I wish I knew what was going on inside animask's brain
I wish I knew what was going on inside animask's brain
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Granted but I decided to take away your osu! privileges and banned you.Wojjan wrote:
Granted. You are scarred for life
That would probably happen lol
I wish I didn't accidently osu!direct
I wish for more fun games on here.
Granted,but they were so fun that you strayed away from osu!.
I wish I could come up with better results. ^
I wish I could come up with better results. ^
Granted, they're about 11 times better than your current ones.
AND THEY STILL SUCK
I wish this wish wasn't granted.
AND THEY STILL SUCK
I wish this wish wasn't granted.
Granted, I got my cake.
I wish I had some cake right now
I wish I had some cake right now
I meant my wish
Granted, but... no soap, radio, lol
I wish for MY wish to not be granted
Granted, but... no soap, radio, lol
I wish for MY wish to not be granted
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I wish for a wish that is used to wish for a wish that is used for wishes.
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I wish for a wish that is used to wish for a wish that is used for wishes.
Granted, your wish is used to wish for wishes used for wishes, but with wishes which are used to wish for wishes used for wishes, you may only wish for wish which wish for fwishes to wish dirt. And the dirt was too hot and you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish an egg would fall on JInxyjem.
I wish an egg would fall on JInxyjem.
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granted, if by sunday you mean on fire and by it you mean yourself.
I wish for something. It doesn't matter what, I'll be overjoyed. Even if nothing turns up, I'll be happy.
I wish for something. It doesn't matter what, I'll be overjoyed. Even if nothing turns up, I'll be happy.
Granted but the genie burned your tongue and th-- *shot
your neglect for wishing made you catch on fi-- *nuked
Exodia fired his laz-- *sucked into black hole
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you got Rickrolled for not wishing.
I wish I wasn't shot, nuked, and then sucked into a black hole.
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you got Rickrolled for not wishing.
I wish I wasn't shot, nuked, and then sucked into a black hole.
Granted, you are now shot, nuked, sucked into a black hole, left to rot, oblitterated, and denied access into the afterlife. And THEN you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish Weegee would understand that I did wish something before, and thus making his corruption worthless.
I wish Weegee would understand that I did wish something before, and thus making his corruption worthless.
I chose your wish to be "I wish to not wish". so
so i made your wish useless and i stared at you.
I wish that rust45 never existed.
so i made your wish useless and i stared at you.
I wish that rust45 never existed.
Granted, but you don't exist either.
I wish that rust45 existed again, but not teh Weegee.
I wish that rust45 existed again, but not teh Weegee.
Granted but Weegee used his stare to exist.
I wish that I would die.
I wish that I would die.
Granted, but since you and Weegee are reviving, and you're requesting to die again, the genie got pissed and killed you both + perm ban.
I wish time would slow down when you're enjoying something, and time speeds up while you're suffering... of course to a reasonable limit.
I wish time would slow down when you're enjoying something, and time speeds up while you're suffering... of course to a reasonable limit.
Granted but you end up repeating time over like the "Endless Eights" segment of The second season of Haruhi.
Also painful things go by so fast you don't remember what happend.
But unfortunately time goes in an infinite loop forever...you've probably posted this wish for the 15,525th time.
I wish for a genie to grant wishes and corrupt them somehow.
Also painful things go by so fast you don't remember what happend.
But unfortunately time goes in an infinite loop forever...you've probably posted this wish for the 15,525th time.
I wish for a genie to grant wishes and corrupt them somehow.
Granted, here I am. But most of my corruptions involve hurting you.
Also, I appeared with my knee in your solar plexus.
Also, I appeared with my knee in your solar plexus.
I wish nobody would post in this thread anymore.
Granted, but I just posted so :p
I wish people wouldn't hate on some games.
I wish people wouldn't hate on some games.
granted. now you start hating on games
(LOLWUT INSULTS!)
I wish that I could breathe underwater and survive in space without equipment.
(LOLWUT INSULTS!)
I wish that I could breathe underwater and survive in space without equipment.
Granted but you're now really ugly.
I wish for your Rick Roll obsession to stop.
I wish for your Rick Roll obsession to stop.
Granted, but then it started again.
I wish that wishes don't do anything.
(lol i couldn't think of anything.)
I wish that wishes don't do anything.
(lol i couldn't think of anything.)
Granted, so the genie burnt your tongue and the rest of-- *shot*
I wish that animask and Harris73 would get that Harris73 made me obsessed with rickrolls.
I wish that animask and Harris73 would get that Harris73 made me obsessed with rickrolls.
Granted but I still don't care.
I wish that WeegeevsWeegee wouldn't be such a Weegee anymore.
I wish that WeegeevsWeegee wouldn't be such a Weegee anymore.
Granted but I'm still a weegee.
I wish harris73 wasn't such afucking assh- *shot.
...A Malleo.
I wish harris73 wasn't such a
...A Malleo.
Granted, but now you're an asshole, oh wait.
I wish Weegee wouldn't get butthurt.
I wish Weegee wouldn't get butthurt.
Granted...but mouth rape occurs with WeeGee often now.
I wish for freedom.
I wish for freedom.
Granted, it became a authoritarian government in your country.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
I wish it was 1984 all over again
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
I wish it was 1984 all over again
Granted but then it became 2009 the second 1984 came.
I wish for a wombo combo.
I wish for a wombo combo.
Granted but you get owned by it,
I wish for a sexy boyfriend!
I wish for a sexy boyfriend
!Granted but he was gay.
I wish for friendship or peace.
I wish for friendship or peace.
(Thats even better >--->)
Granted but a unknown country thinks peace is war
I wish for a lifetime supply of dogfood. (lolwut)
Granted but a unknown country thinks peace is war
I wish for a lifetime supply of dogfood. (lolwut)
Granted but dogs everywhere are trying to eat you now.
I wish I didn't have to carry boxes all day again for the 3rd time.
I wish I didn't have to carry boxes all day again for the 3rd time.
Granted but you have to carry lead of the same size as the boxes.
I wish animask didn't suffer and the corruption didn't make me suffer.
I wish animask didn't suffer and the corruption didn't make me suffer.
Granted but that means you'll have to help me carry the boxes made of lead but of course you don't suffer from it.
but you still have to help
I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
but you still have to help
I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
Granted but your ears fall off,
I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
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Granted but when you try and slice it a fist comes out to bash you in the face.
I wish to meet santa clause
I wish to meet santa clause
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[insert corruption of above wish here]
I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
Granted but it turns out to be stolen and you go to jail 3:
I wish to fly.
I wish to fly.
Granted but you don't know how so you fell off the CN Tower and died.
I wish my parents weren't such nazis
I wish my parents weren't such nazis
Granted, but they became commies.
I wish to have uber mapping powers.
I wish to have uber mapping powers.
Granted but you cant see or hear,
I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko
I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko
Granted but you can only FC Easy.
I wish I wasn't a douche.
I wish I wasn't a douche.
Granted but now you're a douchebag
I wish for better puns.
I wish for better puns.
Granted but when you say one you lose a finger or toe
I wish for eternal Life
I wish for eternal Life
Granted. Years later, you become an old grumpy guy and everyone hates you so they try and kill you.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D
I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D
I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Granted, the overall standerd of good corruptions went down by a lot and now we're stuck with corruptions like Weegee's
I wish for a microphone
I wish for a microphone
Granted, but you got banned everywhere that requires a microphone.
I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
Why did I expect that answer? >.<animask wrote:
Granted but now you're a douchebag
Granted, but you're banned from every where you go.
I wish osu! had much less J-Pop.
granted but now it has more lady gaga o.e"
I wish school didnt start next week.
I wish school didnt start next week.
Granted but you have to go to summer school for the 1 week before school.
I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
Granted but he/she gets hit by a car and dies.
I wish for Fraps =3
I wish for Fraps =3
Granted but it came with a virus and killed your computer.
I wish that my map would get ranked.
I wish that my map would get ranked.
Granted but everyone gives it a one.
I wish to have more ranked maps.
I wish to have more ranked maps.
Granted but there all by Hanah montana
I wish for a new cell phone
I wish for a new cell phone
Granted, you can only talk to Cell, who FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!!!!!!
I wish Wojjan didn't insult me...
I wish Wojjan didn't insult me...
Granted, but you're still butthurt.
I wish for Weegee to dissipate
I wish for Weegee to dissipate
Granted but you started to dissipate too.
I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Sorry. I meant to say not.
I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Sorry. I meant to say not.
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Don't ask me,you wrote it, you should know.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
A what? meme?NachoPiggy wrote:
Well it's a mot meme, so I won't bother.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
Granted but you started to dissipate too.
I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's mot a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
I meant to say not, let's get on with the game before it gets locked.
Granted but it's retarded anyway.
I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
Granted but it's your first wish and it failed (the genie didn't get it) so now you have a bad reputation and the genie banned you.
I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
Granted but they all suck.
I wish I could map good easies and normals
I wish I could map good easies and normals
Granted but no one likes them.
I wish I could map.
I wish I could map.
Granted but your mapping sucks.
I wish that I had access to an unlimited amount of emoticons.
My wish got granted.
I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
My wish got granted.
I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
Granted but now they hate you
I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works
I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works
Granted,but the bachi are broken.
I wish I could work out more without being tired.
inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
I wish I could work out more without being tired.
inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
Granted. You started working out and got wheeled.
I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
Granted but once they convert you get rickrolled.
I wish for faster fingers
I wish for faster fingers
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granted but at 11:59pm tommorow your most prized posetion blows up
I wish for paypal
I wish for paypal
Granted, and you owe them money.
Pay up, pal.
I wish I could go home nao
Pay up, pal.
I wish I could go home nao
Granted, you're now in a dumpster
I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
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{Insert non-existant corruption here}
I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA