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LadySuburu
80 posts
Joined June 2008
LadySuburu
Granted, you place a ton of bees on my sledgehammer. Then they sting you.

I wish I accidentally too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a better meme to be invented here.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, your wish was too sharp and you cut your tongue and the rest of your mouth

I wish for something. Anything really.
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
Here since the beginning
Loginer
Granted, it's a delicious pie. However, I already ate most of it.

I wish you lost The Game.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but for mentioning The Game you are an enormous idiot, and you have also lost The Game. But the previous is worse

I wish I would be about 10 cm taller, without any nasty side effects, nor with any effect on the people and environment surrounding me.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
You grow a fro...you look like an idiot.

I'll have what she's having.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

Wojjan wrote:

Granted, your wish was too sharp and you cut your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish my fro was on fire.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but it turned into ashes.

I wish I had some pizza.

inb4toohotmeme
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but it was too cold. So you threw it away/


I wish Sinistro won't go here anymoar.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but he's now stalking you in real life.

I wish for a nice glass of COLD iced tea :3
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but it was too cold and froze your tongue and the rest of you mouth. BUT WAIT! You also have sensitisive teeth and to pain killed you.

I wish the sky was pink.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but it was full of pink gumballs which rained down, hit you in the head, and knocked you unconscious.

Btw I actually do have sensitive teeth ;-;

I wish my teeth weren't sensitive.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but it became super sensitive.

I wish for milk
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted

SPLASH

Wish you were here...
LadySuburu
80 posts
Joined June 2008
LadySuburu
Okay, I've waited long enough to give someone else a chance, now I have to take this free shot.

Granted, but I was too hot and you burned your tounge and the rest of your mouth.

*Is shot*

I wish I could think of something BETTER to grant wishes with.
Larto
4,128 posts
Joined June 2008
Larto
Granted, but I had to clear your brain from every other thought and knowledge so there was enough place for ideas how to reply to wishes ^_^

I wish I could sing better
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted...You now inhabit the body of Miley Cyrus (wait, is that a corruption?)

I wish you could see me for who I really am.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
Granted, but your singing becomes so popular you become a super star and someone decided they don't like you and you get assassinated.
I wish to be the big boy.
Larto
4,128 posts
Joined June 2008
Larto
granted, but due to the fact that you got ninja'd by adam you now are a big male slowpoke

I wish pokebis was faster.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but it's growing out your ears.

I wish for a 36 hour day.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you have to sleep during 20 hours of it.

I wish for a new PC plz
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist

Derekku Chan wrote:

Granted, but you have to sleep during 20 hours of it.
That's not bad. I would love to sleep 20 hours of it. x) haha

GRANTED. It's broken though. And no refunds.

I wish for ad popups to disappear.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but instead every website you go to redirects to a porn site X3

I wish for a comfy leather couch~
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but everytime you sit on it you get redirected to a porn site.

I wish for a pie.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and (ry
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
Granted. Now you don't have to say Candlejack!

I wish for people to be less age
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but everyone becomes a child and everyone accuses you of being a pedo.

I wish for the next person to have a wish granted that isn't manipulated into something bad.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but now the sky is raining chocolate ;)

I wish for a new pair of shoes~
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but now you have man-eating gloves.

I wish Candlejack wasn't so nice any-
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but he's going to kidnap you tonight. (Also you're doing it wrong. You don't put a hyphen at the end)

I wish to be #1 on osu!
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but you just got banned.

I wish for some pepsi
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you accidentally spilled it all over yourself! =O

I wish for a coke bottle
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but you got arrested for possession of cocaine.

I wish for more memory for my laptop
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but your laptop couldn't handle 32GB of RAM and it exploded.

I wish for a cute t-shirt
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but it was so cute that me along with 1 thousand other people turned gay because of the cuteness.

EDIT ( oh and stalkers...yes stalkers... )

I wish for something evil and disgusting that wont kill or harm anyone.
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku

animask wrote:

Granted but it was so cute that me along with 1 thousand other people turned gay because of the cuteness.
Is that a bad thing? XP

Granted, but it killed everyone anyway.

I wish for lots of presents this Christmas :3
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
You get lots and lots of coal.

I wish to unwish my last wish.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, the unwish caused a rip in time and space, causing stuff that usually happens when time dna ecaps si detortsid sneppanh.

-Insert universe exploding-
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
If you wished for anything, it was caught inside the void rip thingie

I wish for the void to close and stop killing my friends ;-;
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. It now kills kitties.

I wish I could make a wish
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you died before you could make one.

I wish to have 9001 ranked beatmaps.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Not granted because I am a magical thing that will not listen to you.
Granted but all your ranked beatmaps are really bad.


I wish for my wish to have someones wish to be granted when my wish has been granted.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Joined March 2009
Derekku
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Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted but you are now bleeding profusely through your nose.

I wish I could touch the stars without dying 8D
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish Candlejack was here ri
Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Joined March 2009
Derekku
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Sushi
osu! Alumni
2,989 posts
Joined October 2008
Sushi
Granted, but you're still failing

I wish people stop eating me
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but now they're molesting you

I wish I was a pixie
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you have no magic and thus cannot grant wishes.

I wish for a glass of iced tea.

SPOILER
Echo added it a couple days ago :3
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, but it's soooo cold that if you were to drink it, your very soul would freeze.

...
What you were expecting something else?

I wish for slightly better vision.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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Sushi
osu! Alumni
2,989 posts
Joined October 2008
Sushi
granted, but they have no genie to grant them

I wish the cake was not a lie
Otium_old
127 posts
Joined February 2009
Otium_old
Granted, it's still a lie though, no matter what. You simply can't change that.

I wish for something to do.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but the something wasn't good enough,and you died of boredom. :>

I wish for eternal life. ._.;
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you'll sleep the entire time.

I wish for a bigggg swimming pool
Sushi
osu! Alumni
2,989 posts
Joined October 2008
Sushi
granted, but you have no water to fill it.

i wish i had eternal youth
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but if the wish wears off,you'll go into the age you're currently in SO fast,you won't even realize you're dying. :>

I wish I was 14 so I could exercise. >_>
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but you aged so fast you died.

I wish I was a printer in disguise
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
Granted, but you're out of ink.
I wish I thought of this wish faster than I did rather than having to think about it for a minute.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but now nothing happened

I wish I can get a table lamp right now
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, if by lamp you meant fire.
Also you're on fire.

I wish for the next post to be written backwards.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
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adam2046
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Joined April 2008
adam2046
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
Granted, but you never get hired because you haven't completed your educational requirements.
I wish for an arcade stick. plz some1 send 2 me.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but it's not the one you want.

I wish that people would post on this topic more.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted. I went here again.

I wish the bugs were fixed
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted. But nothing happened in particular.

I wish I could sell doorknobs.
Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted but you're never successful in life.

I wish I could have a living gingerbread man.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted. The man is HUGE and starts running away, trampling towns and cities. You are arrested for making such a creature.

I wish for sweets. That are sweet. Not bitter, sour, salty. Sweet.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you had to go through all the disgusting sweets first.

I wish for my wish to not be granted
Sushi
osu! Alumni
2,989 posts
Joined October 2008
Sushi
granted, but you wished for your death

I wish i was not working at the moment
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

animask wrote:

I wish for my wish to not be granted

Sushi971 wrote:

granted, but you wished for your death
doesn't that mean he lives?

also, granted. you are now toiling instead of worknig
and you're on fire, your desk is on fire, your forms due to THE VERY NEXT ATTOSECOND are on fire, and a kitten is on fire.
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
A random wish was granted; nobody knew what your wish was.

*Wish granted, but you start typing like animask.

I wish to win the lottery for a million dollars.
Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted. But you only keep the money for a day.

I wish I was a real genie.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
You're a real genie and live in a bottle. I rub your bottle and thus you must offer me three wishes. My first wish is for you to give me the power to grant my own wishes. I then wish for you to be trapped in an empty space until I summon you back.

I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but there's an age limit to grant wishes and you need to wait 7,000,000 years.

I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
Derekku
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Derekku
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adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, everyone is animask fanboy/fangirl ... isn't this corrupted enough already?

I wish to be able to see everything at once.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you go blind.

I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted but it was too hot and you burned (ry

I wish for an egg sunny-side up. On a plate. At the right temperature so it isn't too hot. And it has to appear in my hands, and not have any weird taste other than egg taste. And it must be yummy. And I can't be on fire.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, everything is so normal that you are driven to insanity and kill yourself before you can even eat your egg.

I wish I was :D instead of :cry: but only if I can :idea: at the :arrow:
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, you are so :D that it makes others :) just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is :lol: so hard that after their :) all that's left of emotions are >:( and :evil: and :x and :( and :| and :twisted:
This makes you go :oops: and you kill yourself.

I wish these emoticons would stop animating
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder

Wojjan wrote:

granted, you are so :D that it makes others :) just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is :lol: so hard that after their :) all that's left of emotions are >:( and :evil: and :x and :( and :| and :twisted:
This makes you go :oops: and you kill yourself.

I wish these emoticons would stop animating
Granted but now your post looks boring.

I wish I had a talking stuffed penguin with super powers.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're a boy with aids in Africa.

I wish I could sleep more in summer school.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you obviously fail.

I wish for a field of flowers.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but their poisonous flowers and you die.

I wish for one dollar and 62.7 cents
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but you lose .1 of a cent. You become emo and jump off a cliff.

I wish I have an unlimited texting plan for free.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but you have stuffed bears for hands so you cant text.

I wish I was pretty.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Derekku
Granted, but everyone else died so there's no one to tell you that you're pretty.

I wish for a box of chocolate~
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you can't eat it

I wish for some tissues to blow my nose with
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted, but it's poisoned and you're dead.

I wish for a pencil
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but it was new and you did not have a sharpner. The next shop that sells one is on the other side of Earth.

I wish all these corruptions made by everyone wouldn't suck so bad.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
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