Granted, but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.Metruzero wrote:
I wish I had a bed
I wish this wish will never be granted.
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I wish this wish will never be granted.
Granted, but it came true anyway and you died somehow.
I wish my mouth wasn't on fire
I wish my mouth wasn't on fire
Granted, but it the fire was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.Derekku Chan wrote:
I wish my mouth wasn't on fire
I wish it wasn't too hot and I didn't burn my "tongue" and the rest of my "mouth."
IT BURNED YOUR TEETH
I wish to be shot in the head
I wish to be shot in the head
Granted, but you were shot with a water gun
I wish for airman to be real and be my bfffffffff
I wish for airman to be real and be my bfffffffff
Granted, but he blows you away with his fans.
I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted.
I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted.
Granted, but it got wet instead.
I wish to be the little girl.
I wish to be the little girl.
Granted, but you were swarmed by 4channers and it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish to be the little grill.
I wish to be the little grill.
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Granted. You made your own sign that says "I'm an astronaught", but no one takes you serious since 'astronaught' doesn't mean anything.
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Granted but you can only wish for dirt
I wish my favorite color is blue
I wish my favorite color is blue
Granted, now you're animask
I wish to be animask also.
I wish to be animask also.
Granted, you are now overall hated in secrecy for using unreadable colours
I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.
Granted, but you'll have to eat dirt for breakfast every day.
Granted, but you'll have to swim in the dirt three times a day.
Granted, but you'll have to marry the dirt in space wearing a silly-looking hat.
I wish for a perfectly fine hamburger and a side effect.
Granted, but you'll have to swim in the dirt three times a day.
Granted, but you'll have to marry the dirt in space wearing a silly-looking hat.
I wish for a perfectly fine hamburger and a side effect.
The hamburger was too fine(oooweeeeoooo~) and you can't bring yourself to eat it.
I want to beeeeeeeee~ your SLEDGEHAMMER!
I want to beeeeeeeee~ your SLEDGEHAMMER!
Granted, you place a ton of bees on my sledgehammer. Then they sting you.
I wish I accidentally too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish for a better meme to be invented here.
I wish for a better meme to be invented here.
Granted, your wish was too sharp and you cut your tongue and the rest of your mouth
I wish for something. Anything really.
I wish for something. Anything really.
Granted, it's a delicious pie. However, I already ate most of it.
I wish you lost The Game.
I wish you lost The Game.
Granted, but for mentioning The Game you are an enormous idiot, and you have also lost The Game. But the previous is worse
I wish I would be about 10 cm taller, without any nasty side effects, nor with any effect on the people and environment surrounding me.
I wish I would be about 10 cm taller, without any nasty side effects, nor with any effect on the people and environment surrounding me.
You grow a fro...you look like an idiot.
I'll have what she's having.
I'll have what she's having.
I wish my fro was on fire.Wojjan wrote:
Granted, your wish was too sharp and you cut your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
Granted, but it turned into ashes.
I wish I had some pizza.
inb4toohotmeme
I wish I had some pizza.
inb4toohotmeme
Granted, but it was too cold. So you threw it away/
I wish Sinistro won't go here anymoar.
I wish Sinistro won't go here anymoar.
Granted, but he's now stalking you in real life.
I wish for a nice glass of COLD iced tea :3
I wish for a nice glass of COLD iced tea :3
Granted, but it was too cold and froze your tongue and the rest of you mouth. BUT WAIT! You also have sensitisive teeth and to pain killed you.
I wish the sky was pink.
I wish the sky was pink.
Granted, but it was full of pink gumballs which rained down, hit you in the head, and knocked you unconscious.
Btw I actually do have sensitive teeth ;-;
I wish my teeth weren't sensitive.
Btw I actually do have sensitive teeth ;-;
I wish my teeth weren't sensitive.
Granted, but it became super sensitive.
I wish for milk
I wish for milk
Okay, I've waited long enough to give someone else a chance, now I have to take this free shot.
Granted, but I was too hot and you burned your tounge and the rest of your mouth.
*Is shot*
I wish I could think of something BETTER to grant wishes with.
Granted, but I was too hot and you burned your tounge and the rest of your mouth.
*Is shot*
I wish I could think of something BETTER to grant wishes with.
Granted, but I had to clear your brain from every other thought and knowledge so there was enough place for ideas how to reply to wishes ^_^
I wish I could sing better
I wish I could sing better
Granted...You now inhabit the body of Miley Cyrus (wait, is that a corruption?)
I wish you could see me for who I really am.
I wish you could see me for who I really am.
Granted, but your singing becomes so popular you become a super star and someone decided they don't like you and you get assassinated.
I wish to be the big boy.
I wish to be the big boy.
granted, but due to the fact that you got ninja'd by adam you now are a big male slowpoke
I wish pokebis was faster.
I wish pokebis was faster.
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Granted, but it's growing out your ears.
I wish for a 36 hour day.
I wish for a 36 hour day.
Granted, but you have to sleep during 20 hours of it.
I wish for a new PC plz
I wish for a new PC plz
That's not bad. I would love to sleep 20 hours of it. x) hahaDerekku Chan wrote:
Granted, but you have to sleep during 20 hours of it.
GRANTED. It's broken though. And no refunds.
I wish for ad popups to disappear.
Granted, but instead every website you go to redirects to a porn site X3
I wish for a comfy leather couch~
I wish for a comfy leather couch~
Granted, but everytime you sit on it you get redirected to a porn site.
I wish for a pie.
I wish for a pie.
Granted but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and (ry
Granted. Now you don't have to say Candlejack!
I wish for people to be less age
I wish for people to be less age
Granted but everyone becomes a child and everyone accuses you of being a pedo.
I wish for the next person to have a wish granted that isn't manipulated into something bad.
I wish for the next person to have a wish granted that isn't manipulated into something bad.
Granted, but now the sky is raining chocolate 
I wish for a new pair of shoes~
I wish for a new pair of shoes~
Granted but now you have man-eating gloves.
I wish Candlejack wasn't so nice any-
I wish Candlejack wasn't so nice any-
Granted, but he's going to kidnap you tonight. (Also you're doing it wrong. You don't put a hyphen at the end)
I wish to be #1 on osu!
I wish to be #1 on osu!
Topic Starter
Granted but you just got banned.
I wish for some pepsi
I wish for some pepsi
Granted, but you accidentally spilled it all over yourself! =O
I wish for a coke bottle
I wish for a coke bottle
Granted but you got arrested for possession of cocaine.
I wish for more memory for my laptop
I wish for more memory for my laptop
Granted, but your laptop couldn't handle 32GB of RAM and it exploded.
I wish for a cute t-shirt
I wish for a cute t-shirt
Granted but it was so cute that me along with 1 thousand other people turned gay because of the cuteness.
EDIT ( oh and stalkers...yes stalkers... )
I wish for something evil and disgusting that wont kill or harm anyone.
EDIT ( oh and stalkers...yes stalkers... )
I wish for something evil and disgusting that wont kill or harm anyone.
Is that a bad thing? XPanimask wrote:
Granted but it was so cute that me along with 1 thousand other people turned gay because of the cuteness.
Granted, but it killed everyone anyway.
I wish for lots of presents this Christmas :3
You get lots and lots of coal.
I wish to unwish my last wish.
I wish to unwish my last wish.
Granted, the unwish caused a rip in time and space, causing stuff that usually happens when time dna ecaps si detortsid sneppanh.
-Insert universe exploding-
-Insert universe exploding-
If you wished for anything, it was caught inside the void rip thingie
I wish for the void to close and stop killing my friends ;-;
I wish for the void to close and stop killing my friends ;-;
Granted, but you died before you could make one.
I wish to have 9001 ranked beatmaps.
I wish to have 9001 ranked beatmaps.
Not granted because I am a magical thing that will not listen to you.
Granted but all your ranked beatmaps are really bad.
I wish for my wish to have someones wish to be granted when my wish has been granted.
Granted but all your ranked beatmaps are really bad.
I wish for my wish to have someones wish to be granted when my wish has been granted.
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Granted but you are now bleeding profusely through your nose.
I wish I could touch the stars without dying 8D
I wish I could touch the stars without dying 8D
Granted, but now you're dead.
I wish Candlejack was here ri
I wish Candlejack was here ri
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Granted, but you're still failing
I wish people stop eating me
I wish people stop eating me
Granted but now they're molesting you
I wish I was a pixie
I wish I was a pixie
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Granted, but it's soooo cold that if you were to drink it, your very soul would freeze.
...
What you were expecting something else?
I wish for slightly better vision.
...
What you were expecting something else?
I wish for slightly better vision.
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granted, but they have no genie to grant them
I wish the cake was not a lie
I wish the cake was not a lie
Granted, it's still a lie though, no matter what. You simply can't change that.
I wish for something to do.
I wish for something to do.
Granted,but the something wasn't good enough,and you died of boredom. :>
I wish for eternal life. ._.;
I wish for eternal life. ._.;
Granted, but you'll sleep the entire time.
I wish for a bigggg swimming pool
I wish for a bigggg swimming pool
granted, but you have no water to fill it.
i wish i had eternal youth
i wish i had eternal youth
Granted,but if the wish wears off,you'll go into the age you're currently in SO fast,you won't even realize you're dying. :>
I wish I was 14 so I could exercise. >_>
I wish I was 14 so I could exercise. >_>
Granted but you aged so fast you died.
I wish I was a printer in disguise
I wish I was a printer in disguise
Granted, but you're out of ink.
I wish I thought of this wish faster than I did rather than having to think about it for a minute.
I wish I thought of this wish faster than I did rather than having to think about it for a minute.
Granted but now nothing happened
I wish I can get a table lamp right now
I wish I can get a table lamp right now
Granted, if by lamp you meant fire.
Also you're on fire.
I wish for the next post to be written backwards.
Also you're on fire.
I wish for the next post to be written backwards.
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Granted, but you never get hired because you haven't completed your educational requirements.
I wish for an arcade stick. plz some1 send 2 me.
I wish for an arcade stick. plz some1 send 2 me.
Granted,but it's not the one you want.
I wish that people would post on this topic more.
I wish that people would post on this topic more.
Granted. I went here again.
I wish the bugs were fixed
I wish the bugs were fixed
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Granted. But nothing happened in particular.
I wish I could sell doorknobs.
I wish I could sell doorknobs.
Granted but you're never successful in life.
I wish I could have a living gingerbread man.
I wish I could have a living gingerbread man.
Granted. The man is HUGE and starts running away, trampling towns and cities. You are arrested for making such a creature.
I wish for sweets. That are sweet. Not bitter, sour, salty. Sweet.
I wish for sweets. That are sweet. Not bitter, sour, salty. Sweet.
Granted but you had to go through all the disgusting sweets first.
I wish for my wish to not be granted
I wish for my wish to not be granted
granted, but you wished for your death
I wish i was not working at the moment
I wish i was not working at the moment
animask wrote:
I wish for my wish to not be granted
doesn't that mean he lives?Sushi971 wrote:
granted, but you wished for your death
also, granted. you are now toiling instead of worknig
and you're on fire, your desk is on fire, your forms due to THE VERY NEXT ATTOSECOND are on fire, and a kitten is on fire.
A random wish was granted; nobody knew what your wish was.
*Wish granted, but you start typing like animask.
I wish to win the lottery for a million dollars.
*Wish granted, but you start typing like animask.
I wish to win the lottery for a million dollars.
Granted. But you only keep the money for a day.
I wish I was a real genie.
I wish I was a real genie.
You're a real genie and live in a bottle. I rub your bottle and thus you must offer me three wishes. My first wish is for you to give me the power to grant my own wishes. I then wish for you to be trapped in an empty space until I summon you back.
I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
Granted but there's an age limit to grant wishes and you need to wait 7,000,000 years.
I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
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Granted, everyone is animask fanboy/fangirl ... isn't this corrupted enough already?
I wish to be able to see everything at once.
I wish to be able to see everything at once.
Granted, but you go blind.
I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.