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The Off-Topic Stew Pot

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Nuuskamuikkunen


Hey there fellow OT Denizens, lurkers and [insert class here]! Christmas might be gone and New Year was a while ago, but there's another thing that still hasn't ended yet: Winter. (If you're in the northern hemisphere.)

Winter is a harsh, cruel and relentless season; as sun shines less, it's bone-chilling cold and overall it's hard to stay ourselves happy. So I came with a warm idea to keep ourselves warm. A COMMUNITY STEW POT!

Okay, I am not rich nor have lots of ingredients to make a stew, so I encourage people to throw in into the pot any ingredient they desire to be in it. Please, ensure the final stew is completely edible or either no one will have not even one spoon of it. So please, don't throw anything dangerous that could kill/harm us in any way while we eat it.

WARNING: DUE TO PAST INCONVENIENTS, IT'S TERMINANTLY FORBIDDEN TO APPROACH A EUPHONIUM AT LESS THAN 5 METERS OF DISTANCE FROM THE POT, IT IS ALSO FORBIDDEN TO THROW ANY BRASS INSTRUMENTS INTO IT.
List of added ingredients
Robin feather.
Sodium glutamate.
Doritos.
Potatoes.
OT!Pill
Cheese.
Stone.
Pokéberries.
VTuber meat.
Macaroni.
Sour cream.
Boxed water.
Canned water.
Spices.
Epic gamer juice.
Hot sauce.
Vinegar.
Lemon juice (not lemonade).
Pepper.
Ginger.
Chicken Tenders.
Unspecified meat.
Rejected ingredients
Weed.
Lewis' underwear.
Sand.
Dirt.
Levesterz's bathwater.
Shunks.
Corne2Plum3
Can I throw some weed?
Hoshimegu Mio
I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Can I throw some weed?
Is weed legal in OT?
Also, i don't know if it would be a good idea.

YyottaCat wrote:

I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
What kind of bird?
Isshiki Kaname
Here is my contribution.
Hoshimegu Mio

eblf2013 wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Can I throw some weed?
Is weed legal in OT?
Also, i don't know if it would be a good idea.

YyottaCat wrote:

I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
What kind of bird?
A robin.
Phantonym

Umami is the best flavor.
But don't add it too much
Corne2Plum3
idk if weed is legit...

Also I'll add some DORITOS.
z0z


here's potatoes
abraker
How can it be an Off-Topic Stew without the A-Breaking Laboratory's OT!Pill?


levesterz
I throw in my bath water in it.
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen

KatouMegumi wrote:

Here is my contribution.

Extra ration for you but SHHHHHHHH

YyottaCat wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Can I throw some weed?
Is weed legal in OT?
Also, i don't know if it would be a good idea.

YyottaCat wrote:

I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
What kind of bird?
A robin.
Good. Just one?

Phantonym wrote:


Umami is the best flavor.
But don't add it too much
THAAAAAANK YOU! Umami is definitely needed.



Corne2Plum3 wrote:

idk if weed is legit...

Also I'll add some DORITOS.
Great, great. Now mountain dew?


z0z wrote:



here's potatoes
Potato be good. Potato in.

abraker wrote:

How can it be an Off-Topic Stew without the A-Breaking Laboratory's OT!Pill?

Just in case, I'd put it.


levesterz wrote:

I throw in my bath water in it.
bruh...
abraker
Sorry axl, authorities have confiscated your post and are now coming to your userpage with a search warrant.
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
Abraker's list of deleted posts when?
Lapizote

abraker wrote:

Sorry axl, authorities have confiscated your post and are now coming to your userpage with a search warrant.
shit- SHIT

fuck it, I'm flying to Mexico.
z0z

axl2468 wrote:

abraker wrote:

Sorry axl, authorities have confiscated your post and are now coming to your userpage with a search warrant.
shit- SHIT

fuck it, I'm flying to Mexico.
the authorities won't let you fly with a warrant

make a boat and ride it yourself to mexico
Cerno
since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
ClevelandsMyBro
i swear this shit is gonna end up like a nutraloaf or smth idk
Noob
cheese!


cheese is good
Hydreigon

Cerno wrote:

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
happy bday Cerno!
Phantonym

Cerno wrote:

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
Happy Birthday!
Hoshimegu Mio

Cerno wrote:

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
I already said happy birthday so I'm not going to say it again but you do know that you can make a birthday thread, right?
levesterz

Cerno wrote:

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
Happy btdy
Winnyace
I think we should add a stone. it makes the soup really tasty
levesterz
Add some sand too for texture
Winnyace
some don't like sand, because they're weird, so we should add some dirt as well
Hoshimegu Mio

Winnyace wrote:

some don't like sand, because they're weird, so we should add some dirt as well
Yes. Dirt is nutricious.
Penguin
I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
Hydreigon
here some berries i found in some tree's

hopefully they can add some nice flavors to the stew :D
Isshiki Kaname
Can i add one more?
pentaqola

macaroni in the stew!
Winnyace

KatouMegumi wrote:

Can i add one more?
leave the sheep out.
z0z
guys we haven't actually added water yet
Isshiki Kaname
z0z

KatouMegumi wrote:

wait, is the liquid in the jar my...?
Winnyace

KatouMegumi wrote:

nice water
Isshiki Kaname

Winnyace wrote:

nice water
that's sour cream, you degenerate
Winnyace
close enough. glad to hear that isn't milk, btw
z0z
sour cream sounds good but we still need water fot the stew
Winnyace
pentaqola

Winnyace wrote:

how the fuck-

edit: nevermind i realized how stupid i was for not thinking a container like that would work hooray
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen

Cerno wrote:

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
That's for dessert. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

NoobDev wrote:

cheese!


cheese is good
YES. CHEESE IS GOOD. IN.

Winnyace wrote:

I think we should add a stone. it makes the soup really tasty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup
I see your intentions.


levesterz wrote:

Add some sand too for texture
No, because:

Penguin wrote:

I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.



Hydreigon wrote:

here some berries i found in some tree's

hopefully they can add some nice flavors to the stew :D
Pokéberries in.


KatouMegumi wrote:

Can i add one more?
Process it first.

pentaqola wrote:


macaroni in the stew!
Goed.

z0z wrote:

guys we haven't actually added water yet
It's okay, I haven't turned the fire on.

KatouMegumi wrote:


KatouMegumi wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

nice water
that's sour cream, you degenerate
I thought it was mayo tbh.



Winnyace wrote:



These are enough.
SkylarJeff45
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen

-Flaky- wrote:

spices good
SkylarJeff45

eblf2013 wrote:

-Flaky- wrote:

spices good
:)
samX500
sneakily bypass the guard to the pot room
keremaru
crashes through the front door using the passion orange guava to dump some epic gamer juice into the stew pot, destroying any and all walls within the vicinity in the process
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen

keremaru wrote:

crashes through the front door using the passion orange guava to dump some epic gamer juice into the stew pot, destroying any and all walls within the vicinity in the process
Uhhh... thanks. Now we need this stew more as walls aren't protecting us from cold.
z0z


i'm going to add a pitcher of red vinegar and a bottle of hot sauce to add more kick to the taste

the stew is going large enough to dilute the spiciness and vinegary taste a lot anyway


i'm also adding a pitcher of lemon juice(not lemonade) to add a lemony taste to the stew
Hoshimegu Mio
I'm going to add some skunks in there.
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