"Cis scum!" A fat lady sweeping her porch cries as you drag your feet around the village's stone path.
"Sod off!" You shout at the woman.
"Power to the oppressed!"
Realizing it's pointless, you go back on your usual day of not really doing anything of particular importance. Though now that you think about it, it wouldn't be too bad to clear your name as a sex offender. While you did try to rape someone, you got raped instead so it should even out. Hell, you should be compensated for this!
"Yeah..." You mutter out loud. "Where the bluddy 'ell is that Cross girl?"
You look around... Aha!
That was pretty easy.
"Oi, Cross!"
"Eh?" The girl wobbles about with the jar on her head as you run up to her. "Oh, it's you!"
"You're bloody damn right it's me."
"Corin!"
"Yes. Wait, no."
"No?"
"Wot did you just call me?"
"Corin?"
"Don't call me that."
"What's wrong with Corin?" The girl asks you innocently.
"That's the worst name I've ever heard! I'd rather use a name contaminated with underscores and crosses!"
"...But Cornelius is such a mouthful..." Miss Cross looks down.
"I'll give you a bloody mouth...ful..." You turn to the fat lady from before, sternly watching you from the safety of her porch.
...
"Just pay for my lunch; you raped me"
A water jug and some minutes later, you're sitting at a pub with the loco bitcho. You're actually surprised there's a fully-stocked pub out here, but then yet again the place has hardly any business.
You don't really care though because you're eating.
"..."
"OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
Though you should probably do something for the lady sitting awkwardly in front of you. You gulp down your food.
"...Not gonna eat?"
"..."
"Slurped enough semen for the day, that it?"
"W-What are you insinuating!?" The girl loses her composure, shouting as her face turns beet red.
"Haha, just a Brit joke 's all." You wave it off as you take a bite from some chicken leg. "So why're you so wound up?"
"Huh? W-Well, I have work to get back to soon."
"Oh." You ponder for a moment. " 'S all good missy, this won't take long. Even then, I'd have ta ask myself why is a girl like you working in the first place."
"Huh?"
"Why, you're so loaded in pocket and buttock that you wouldn't need to work a day in your life!"
"...Huh?"
"You're a noblewoman."
"W-Wha—" The Cross girl freezes before continuing with just more stuttering. "W-W-What are you talking about? I t-t-told you I'm not a-a—"
"Right, right." You decide to ignore her clear eyes and hair and just focus on spending your lunchtime with a fine lady.
On your way out of the pub, the two of you part ways.
"I'll see you later then, Corin."
"For fuck's sake."
"Oh, and feel free to call me Blanca!" The girl runs away at a brisk pace while saying these words.
"...I'll call you bitch next time."
[] Call it a day, head to the inn
[] Head to the capital, this town is fucking weird
[] Spend some time with your horse, Wallace
[] Go to the lord's estate, get some work