does someone have any advice
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how to turn myself into an anime girl
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Step 1: Puberty blocker
Step 2: Buy some skirts
Step 3: Find a sugar daddy
Step 4: Profit
Step 2: Buy some skirts
Step 3: Find a sugar daddy
Step 4: Profit
become a linux user, buy thigh-highs, learn Japanese
voilà you are a kawaii anime girl
voilà you are a kawaii anime girl
Femboy :>
Also probably HRT somewhere in the equation.-Izuki- wrote:
Step 1: Puberty blocker
Step 2: Buy some skirts
Step 3: Find a sugar daddy
Step 4: Profit
Didn't know there's a wikipedia article on truck-kun.
Use a maskReyalp51 wrote:
does someone have any advice
use some makeup
dont wear too much revealing clothes cus it shows your physique and physique can show what gender really you are
hrt.
shave yourself frequently
wear some femine clothes, like dresses, leg warmers, thigh highs, skirts etc.
play ultrakill
grow your hair alot
also do some exercises, can start with jogging or running
Is it embarrassing that i asked for a face mask on clothing stores?Noreu wrote:
Use a maskReyalp51 wrote:
does someone have any advice
use some makeup
dont wear too much revealing clothes cus it shows your physique and physique can show what gender really you are
hrt.
shave yourself frequently
wear some femine clothes, like dresses, leg warmers, thigh highs, skirts etc.
play ultrakill
grow your hair alot
also do some exercises, can start with jogging or running
obv a magic potion
heres how i cook the anime girl potion personally:
1) prepare the giant pot with fire underneath
2) pour in 1 litre of water
3) add 2 egg yolks, half a banana peel, 2 thigh highs, and 500 grams of sulfer
4) mix until thick paste
5) in the frying pan, add lard and heat and spread melted lard all over pan (improtamt its lard)
6) on the pan add 1 stick, a mandarin (no skin) and 1 kilo of parmesion cheese
7) mix thouroughly
8) take penis of 1 argentine lake duck and smash into pulp
9) add to pan and mix
10) add mixed liquid from pan into giant pot and leave ln medium low heat for 14.5 hours
11) add the rest of the argentine lake duck to the pot — careful, after chopping off its penis it may feel defensive toward you!
12) cook
13) add pink glitter and stir
14) after those are thouroughly mixed, add a dash of sodium nitrste followed by 14 kilograms of astatine rubidium sulfate and 2 kilos ofyttrium bromide hydride
15) stir on high heat
16) add 30 kilos of pink paint and mix
17) 2 grams of bleach add to pot
18) mix and leave overnight in freezer
and thats your anime girl potion! if you wish not to hard animals, you can replace the argentine lake ducks penis with 3 potatos and the entire duck with 19 apples but the taste will be hard to gulp down unlike with the duck which balances it out leading to an overall neutral taste
heres how i cook the anime girl potion personally:
1) prepare the giant pot with fire underneath
2) pour in 1 litre of water
3) add 2 egg yolks, half a banana peel, 2 thigh highs, and 500 grams of sulfer
4) mix until thick paste
5) in the frying pan, add lard and heat and spread melted lard all over pan (improtamt its lard)
6) on the pan add 1 stick, a mandarin (no skin) and 1 kilo of parmesion cheese
7) mix thouroughly
8) take penis of 1 argentine lake duck and smash into pulp
9) add to pan and mix
10) add mixed liquid from pan into giant pot and leave ln medium low heat for 14.5 hours
11) add the rest of the argentine lake duck to the pot — careful, after chopping off its penis it may feel defensive toward you!
12) cook
13) add pink glitter and stir
14) after those are thouroughly mixed, add a dash of sodium nitrste followed by 14 kilograms of astatine rubidium sulfate and 2 kilos ofyttrium bromide hydride
15) stir on high heat
16) add 30 kilos of pink paint and mix
17) 2 grams of bleach add to pot
18) mix and leave overnight in freezer
and thats your anime girl potion! if you wish not to hard animals, you can replace the argentine lake ducks penis with 3 potatos and the entire duck with 19 apples but the taste will be hard to gulp down unlike with the duck which balances it out leading to an overall neutral taste
I don't have a fire, can I use a electric stove instead?Slowpoke1135 wrote:
obv a magic potion
heres how i cook the anime girl potion personally:
1) prepare the giant pot with fire underneath
2) pour in 1 litre of water
3) add 2 egg yolks, half a banana peel, 2 thigh highs, and 500 grams of sulfer
4) mix until thick paste
5) in the frying pan, add lard and heat and spread melted lard all over pan (improtamt its lard)
6) on the pan add 1 stick, a mandarin (no skin) and 1 kilo of parmesion cheese
7) mix thouroughly
8) take penis of 1 argentine lake duck and smash into pulp
9) add to pan and mix
10) add mixed liquid from pan into giant pot and leave ln medium low heat for 14.5 hours
11) add the rest of the argentine lake duck to the pot — careful, after chopping off its penis it may feel defensive toward you!
12) cook
13) add pink glitter and stir
14) after those are thouroughly mixed, add a dash of sodium nitrste followed by 14 kilograms of astatine rubidium sulfate and 2 kilos ofyttrium bromide hydride
15) stir on high heat
16) add 30 kilos of pink paint and mix
17) 2 grams of bleach add to pot
18) mix and leave overnight in freezer
and thats your anime girl potion! if you wish not to hard animals, you can replace the argentine lake ducks penis with 3 potatos and the entire duck with 19 apples but the taste will be hard to gulp down unlike with the duck which balances it out leading to an overall neutral taste
get isekai'd
yeah, its fine, as long as it heats up the pot its fine. i personally use the fire as its more fun for me. if anyone wants any more recipies for anything just ask im happy to teach cookinghyperastro wrote:
I don't have a fire, can I use a electric stove instead?Slowpoke1135 wrote:
obv a magic potion
heres how i cook the anime girl potion personally:
1) prepare the giant pot with fire underneath
2) pour in 1 litre of water
3) add 2 egg yolks, half a banana peel, 2 thigh highs, and 500 grams of sulfer
4) mix until thick paste
5) in the frying pan, add lard and heat and spread melted lard all over pan (improtamt its lard)
6) on the pan add 1 stick, a mandarin (no skin) and 1 kilo of parmesion cheese
7) mix thouroughly
8) take penis of 1 argentine lake duck and smash into pulp
9) add to pan and mix
10) add mixed liquid from pan into giant pot and leave ln medium low heat for 14.5 hours
11) add the rest of the argentine lake duck to the pot — careful, after chopping off its penis it may feel defensive toward you!
12) cook
13) add pink glitter and stir
14) after those are thouroughly mixed, add a dash of sodium nitrste followed by 14 kilograms of astatine rubidium sulfate and 2 kilos ofyttrium bromide hydride
15) stir on high heat
16) add 30 kilos of pink paint and mix
17) 2 grams of bleach add to pot
18) mix and leave overnight in freezer
and thats your anime girl potion! if you wish not to hard animals, you can replace the argentine lake ducks penis with 3 potatos and the entire duck with 19 apples but the taste will be hard to gulp down unlike with the duck which balances it out leading to an overall neutral taste
no its normal pretty muchAireunaeus wrote:
Is it embarrassing that i asked for a face mask on clothing stores?Noreu wrote:
Use a maskReyalp51 wrote:
does someone have any advice
use some makeup
dont wear too much revealing clothes cus it shows your physique and physique can show what gender really you are
hrt.
shave yourself frequently
wear some femine clothes, like dresses, leg warmers, thigh highs, skirts etc.
play ultrakill
grow your hair alot
also do some exercises, can start with jogging or running
estrogen + a testosterone blocker + time + schoolgirl outfit does wonders
I see lmaooo. It's just because i asked them and i felt like some of them made weird or confused faces so i just tried finding it myself without being weird or smthNoreu wrote:
no its normal pretty muchAireunaeus wrote:
Is it embarrassing that i asked for a face mask on clothing stores?Noreu wrote:
Use a maskReyalp51 wrote:
does someone have any advice
use some makeup
dont wear too much revealing clothes cus it shows your physique and physique can show what gender really you are
hrt.
shave yourself frequently
wear some femine clothes, like dresses, leg warmers, thigh highs, skirts etc.
play ultrakill
grow your hair alot
also do some exercises, can start with jogging or running
ФСБ это запомнит-Izuki- wrote:
Step 1: Puberty blocker
Step 2: Buy some skirts
Step 3: Find a sugar daddy
Step 4: Profit
И наградит меня) Заметь, я пишу это иностранцуIsshiki Kaname wrote:
ФСБ это запомнит
The schoolgirl outfit will attract old japanese men.MistressRemilia wrote:
estrogen + a testosterone blocker + time + schoolgirl outfit does wonders
Good reason to wear thisKarmine wrote:
The schoolgirl outfit will attract old japanese men.
-Izuki- wrote:
Good reason to wear thisKarmine wrote:
The schoolgirl outfit will attract old japanese men.
📸📸📸📸📸-Izuki- wrote:
Good reason to wear thisKarmine wrote:
The schoolgirl outfit will attract old japanese men.
why is everyone gae-Izuki- wrote:
Good reason to wear thisKarmine wrote:
The schoolgirl outfit will attract old japanese men.
Ça ne te plaît pas ?Noreu wrote:
why is everyone gae
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?-Izuki- wrote:
Ça ne te plaît pas ?Noreu wrote:
why is everyone gae
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o-oKarmine wrote:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?-Izuki- wrote:
Ça ne te plaît pas ?Noreu wrote:
why is everyone gae
Ce n'est pas encore le moment.Karmine wrote:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
mais je veux vous voir faire l'amour-Izuki- wrote:
Ce n'est pas encore le moment.Karmine wrote:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Damn I'm bad at flirting and now there's a voyeur.
𝙾𝚑 𝙷𝚎𝚢 𝙸 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐 ! 𝚡𝙳Karmine wrote:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
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this map is fire though... am I, an anime girl???????BlueChinchompa wrote:
FC this map
Bonus perks if you SS
well your a magic girl thats for sureWimpy Cursed wrote:
this map is fire though... am I, an anime girl???????BlueChinchompa wrote:
FC this map
Bonus perks if you SS
well. LUCKY for me, because I have exactly 1,110x combo. That's right, I MISSED on a slider of good fucking luck.
I'm half-magical girl
I'm half-magical girl
NonKarmine wrote:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?-Izuki- wrote:
Ça ne te plaît pas ?Noreu wrote:
why is everyone gae
xD
whoops got turned into a fishScyla wrote:
The only answer is isekai
It's isekai gachaBlueChinchompa wrote:
whoops got turned into a fishScyla wrote:
The only answer is isekai
0.05% chance of turning into an anime girl
30% fish
No pity system
SSR chance at becoming a vending machine.Scyla wrote:
It's isekai gachaBlueChinchompa wrote:
whoops got turned into a fishScyla wrote:
The only answer is isekai
0.05% chance of turning into an anime girl
30% fish
No pity system
Watched this animeCLICKMACHINE wrote:
SSR chance at becoming a vending machine.Scyla wrote:
It's isekai gachaBlueChinchompa wrote:
whoops got turned into a fishScyla wrote:
The only answer is isekai
0.05% chance of turning into an anime girl
30% fish
No pity system
His foods gives buffs
I died and got turned into a server rack in contabos head quarters?@!??
I died and reincarnated in an anime-stone
Just die and hope for the best