basically like the "give an unusual curse" thread but with superpowers
let's start with shapeshifting
let's start with shapeshifting
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Topic Starter
cool.
Ability to summon blahaj out of thin air.
Ability to summon blahaj out of thin air.
this is cute, and potentially useful, but i liked shapeshifting better
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mute/amplify or otherwise manipulate the volume/texture/pitch of voices, yours and others'
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mute/amplify or otherwise manipulate the volume/texture/pitch of voices, yours and others'
HAHAHA I COULD TROLL MY FRIENDS WITH THIS
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the ability to summon ducks 🦆
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the ability to summon ducks 🦆
I will open my own zoo!
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You can change your voice to female
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You can change your voice to female
I'd become a femboy vtuber uwu 0w0 :3 etc etc
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You can become intangible at will, allowing things to freely pass through you. Also allows you to go through things like walls/floors.
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You can become intangible at will, allowing things to freely pass through you. Also allows you to go through things like walls/floors.
hand it over immediately. now. give it give it give it give it. im coming to collect :))
(im no longer tied to gravity/magnetism and im left behind to die in the dust of earth's orbit)
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you may redistribute your limited sensory resources within yourself at will~
(as in, blind yourself to listen with intense accuracy, taste and smell intensely at the cost of sight and hearing to examine pheromone/hormone signals and determine an organism's health/demeanor or the contents of consumables, lose sense of smell to feel textures with greater detail/sensitivity, grow numb to experience deep visual clarity, et cetera)
(im no longer tied to gravity/magnetism and im left behind to die in the dust of earth's orbit)
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you may redistribute your limited sensory resources within yourself at will~
(as in, blind yourself to listen with intense accuracy, taste and smell intensely at the cost of sight and hearing to examine pheromone/hormone signals and determine an organism's health/demeanor or the contents of consumables, lose sense of smell to feel textures with greater detail/sensitivity, grow numb to experience deep visual clarity, et cetera)
Topic Starter
i already experience brain fuckery with some of my senses, time to experience more!
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you can stretch and mould your limbs into various shapes (though not in a manner shapehsifting would allow/you still overall keep your original appearance, imagine you're like a claymation figure)
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you can stretch and mould your limbs into various shapes (though not in a manner shapehsifting would allow/you still overall keep your original appearance, imagine you're like a claymation figure)
suuure...?
You can drive any car and be in the Top 10 of the best drivers in it.
You can drive any car and be in the Top 10 of the best drivers in it.
I've always wanted to drive a car but I'm not legally old enough to drive so
I could drive the car after I'm legally old enough without being taught how to? accepted.
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I offer you the superpower to be the fastest person in humanity that could summon a thunderstorm just by running around your home very quickly. even people with the fastest reaction times can't catch you
I could drive the car after I'm legally old enough without being taught how to? accepted.
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I offer you the superpower to be the fastest person in humanity that could summon a thunderstorm just by running around your home very quickly. even people with the fastest reaction times can't catch you
and destroy the planet because of how fast i'm running, and then die in space because the nearest star is hundreds of thousands of years away.
you get the ability to solve anything. no problem is a problem for your intellect and wisdom.
i mean, like, yeah?? i would love if it were real
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synthwavesquid wrote:
let's start with shapeshifting
i'll turn into schoolboy, then into his sister and ginger girl
Ok, now you can read people minds but can't stop it (muahaha)
Ok, now you can read people minds but can't stop it (muahaha)
Topic Starter
hate this (and that any part of me cares about the many opinions i'd hear) but then again there's probably some way to abuse it
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you can suck the life-force out of any living organism
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you can suck the life-force out of any living organism
hi its me im v*mpires i enter your home and suck life forces out of you /j
not exactly "yours" though, i just thought you wouldve hated having those worms in your intestines and those tumours in your thyroid glands
thank you for your patronage that will be 0.00 pesos
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sequentially progressive language acquisition-- you will always learn and utilize each new signed/spoken/tactile/written language with more accuracy/clarity/control than the last, partly because you're forgetting and diluting a portion of mastery in each prior language, but also because because you genuinely will be more skilled each time
not exactly "yours" though, i just thought you wouldve hated having those worms in your intestines and those tumours in your thyroid glands
thank you for your patronage that will be 0.00 pesos
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sequentially progressive language acquisition-- you will always learn and utilize each new signed/spoken/tactile/written language with more accuracy/clarity/control than the last, partly because you're forgetting and diluting a portion of mastery in each prior language, but also because because you genuinely will be more skilled each time
Honestly for the guy that has always said “learning a foreign language is a waste of time as eventually computer translation will take care of that for us” this is a funny power to have.
The power to control someone else for an hour if they look you in the eyes but with the drawback that if you see your eyes in a mirror that you can be controlled by others for an hour.
The power to control someone else for an hour if they look you in the eyes but with the drawback that if you see your eyes in a mirror that you can be controlled by others for an hour.
not interested in control, more interested in sensation and integration and examination... i think? very much no
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you cannot fail stealth sections
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you cannot fail stealth sections
Topic Starter
...does this apply to real-life too? :eyes:
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you can instantly translate any language you hear/read. this includes languages spoken/expressed by non-human lifeforms
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you can instantly translate any language you hear/read. this includes languages spoken/expressed by non-human lifeforms
this is OP.
Immense leadership skills.
Immense leadership skills.
Topic Starter
sure
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you can explode people with your mind (not a fiery explosion, more like getting gibbed/explosion of blood and body parts)
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you can explode people with your mind (not a fiery explosion, more like getting gibbed/explosion of blood and body parts)
ew
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you can manipulate molecules one electron at a time
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you can manipulate molecules one electron at a time
i could cause some hilarious trolling with this, i'll take it.
Ability to cast all kinds of spells on Pierre Waché, remotely..
Ability to cast all kinds of spells on Pierre Waché, remotely..
I literally have no idea who Pierre Waché is, but sure.
You can change the opacity of any human beings at any moment. The less visible they are, the less we can hear and feel their touch.
You can change the opacity of any human beings at any moment. The less visible they are, the less we can hear and feel their touch.
oh brother i could do so much stuff with that, i can basically be invincible and invisible at the same time.
You can shapeshift, but you have to go through a gruesome process to do so (skin peeling off, bones readjusting, fur/hair popping out of your flesh type shit)
You can shapeshift, but you have to go through a gruesome process to do so (skin peeling off, bones readjusting, fur/hair popping out of your flesh type shit)
the person who made red bull's car a shitboxanaxii wrote:
I literally have no idea who Pierre Waché is, but sure.
OT: yeah i'll pass.
the ability to summon one roll of toilet paper every 12 hours
the covid economy will be booming
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when consuming media (games, videos, movies etc.), you can reach your hands into the screen and pull out items at the scale proportional to the size of the screen
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when consuming media (games, videos, movies etc.), you can reach your hands into the screen and pull out items at the scale proportional to the size of the screen
uhhhhhh
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10x improvement rate at everything but only when you want to
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10x improvement rate at everything but only when you want to
yes.
the ability to constantly curse pierre waché
the ability to constantly curse pierre waché
Topic Starter
welp. time to be evil :]
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perfect memory recall of everything you experience, for every sense. along with this, you're able to navigate these memories (within a 5-meter radius to yourself) as a separate, disembodied entity and see things you weren't able to see in the moment. note you are incapable of altering or affecting anything in these memories but you can pass through walls and objects
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perfect memory recall of everything you experience, for every sense. along with this, you're able to navigate these memories (within a 5-meter radius to yourself) as a separate, disembodied entity and see things you weren't able to see in the moment. note you are incapable of altering or affecting anything in these memories but you can pass through walls and objects
oh cool
X3 mult, 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed at end of round
X3 mult, 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed at end of round
Yummy cavemdish banan
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you can persuade people to not do something (cooldown 5 minutes)
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you can persuade people to not do something (cooldown 5 minutes)
If it works remotely on polics, YES
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You can see everything someone saw on their phone during the lasts 6 hours.
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You can see everything someone saw on their phone during the lasts 6 hours.
Topic Starter
going on a bus ride and spying on random people's personal lives for shits and giggles (it's 90% social media feeds, benign text messages and news articles)
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you can summon and dismiss a very large, ridable dog steed at will. the dog doesn't have any biological needs and is hypoallergenic
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you can summon and dismiss a very large, ridable dog steed at will. the dog doesn't have any biological needs and is hypoallergenic
My class when i pull up on my ridable husky dog:
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You are good at coding, but only in esolangs
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You are good at coding, but only in esolangs
Topic Starter
somehow programming a whole game entirely in... *searches something up* uhhhh thue
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you can phase through walls
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you can phase through walls