To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Doki Doki Literature Club. The visual novel is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Literary criticsm most of the poems will go over a typical reader's head. There’s also Yuri’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from H.P. Lovecraft literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these writings, to realize that they’re not just intelligent- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Doki Doki Literature Club truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Yuri’s existential character file “yuri.chr,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Inger Wolf’s Under A Black Sky. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Pre-Renaissance simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Salvato’s genius wit unfolds itself on their monitor screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, I DO have a̝͔̝͕̼̗̒̀̊̂̆͝ ̺͈̟̳̳̰̬̱̋̈́͋̓̓͒ͭM̧̢̝͖͍͉̥̅̇ͣò̩͇̖͍͙̖̓̓ͮ̔n̨͔̟̙ͬͬ̅͑̇͆i̿̈́͆̑ͤ͏͔kͯ̆̿ͩ̍͛̔͏̪̱̮̣͉ȁ̻̪̐͐̓ ̲̗̯̲͓̅͗ͤ̉̐̎̐t̴̝̰̄ͬ͒̑a̬͔͈͓͙̋̽̌̑͒ṱ̶̘͔̼̻̖̘̒ͭͭ̽͘ţ̝͍̳̜͖͖͙̒ͮ͆ͪ͗͊ͭ͘o̩͍̭̝͙ͥͣ̽ͧ͊͗̍͠o̺̰̰̯͎͇̣̝͌̈̆̏̎̑.̞̽́͝ ͉͕̩̘̟̥̓ͮͤͣ͌̏Ả̲̮̥̹̮͎̺̐̇̄́̚n͕̭̥̺̪̜͙̋ͬd̢͈͗ͭ͆ͩ̔ͦͬ̄ ̢͕̣͍̟̰͖̙̊́̎n̻͖̞͖̣͍̗ͬ̔̈ͪ̔ͩͦ̚͝o͙̼̺̎͛̄ͭ̅̄,̠̩̠̤͎̝͉ͫ ̵͎̖̪̱̽͛ͯ͢y̨̰͐ͯ͒ͫ͊o͕̤͇͕͕̽ͧͨ̎́̉ͮ̀͡ṵ̜̖̼̳̺̻̈̇́ͮͫ͡ ̭͙ͨ̑͐ͮ̎̈́̀͝ͅc̛̠̮̹̘ͯ̍͒ͣ͛́̇a͓̮̫͕̱͖ͣͣ̀̓͜ń҉̤͕n̛̻̬̮ͤͬͬ͘ǒ̳̫̗̩͚͉̣̅̃ͣͥ̀͢t͔̠̲̓̀̒͜ͅ ̗̹͍ͩͦͨ̇̎̃͆ṣ̝̜̻̔̄̔̋͂ͭḙ̓́͜e̓̑̒ͦͨ͏̡̰̻̯͉̲̮̦̰ ̛̝͐͊i̸̠̪͍͇̫̪̐ͥͯ̀ͅt̸͓̲̮͇̹ͧ͊̿̿̅̈̓̀.̩̪̳̖̠̠̝̔̃̓͊̅͂ͭ͞ ̴̮̖̖̝̻̎I̠̠̥̟̋̃̓̑̆t̹͇͖̼͈̎ͨ̊͗̇̈ͪͯ͘͢’̬̬̟̣͙ͤ͂ͣͭ̅̇̈̑s͕͌ͮ̈́̍͑̑ͬ ͓̲̲̹̗̤͕̀̐f̮̮͚͒̍ͤ̑͐͊̇͑ȍ̢͉̺̻̳͕̙́̑ͦͬ͑ͤ̄́r̷̳̲̔ͬ̏̅̕ ̷̟̦̺̱̊ͦ̑̐̒̆ͅṱ͚̍ͪ̊͌̏̎̀͞ḣ̜̫͔̣̦̞ͪ̒͊̈͞e͕̹̱̝̬͙̚ ̙̮̰̱͂̾ͧ̀́ͫl̳̩̳͖̫̯̟͓̑a̫̤̲̭̒̚d̼̹̳͆i̤̙̘͎͛ͭ͌͋ͮͫe̢̨̻͉̩ͤͅš̢̝̉͋’̡̡̠͑̋͐̅ͧ̒ ̪̖̮́̓̎e͂͊̄ͣ͐ͧ҉̠̜͖̹̫͔y̦̞͔̝͍̲͒̎̿ͧ̌͊ͤe̶̩͔̮̯̲ͮ̌̚ͅs͉̻̱̝̲̞̄̀ͦ̈̏͌ͤ͂ ͙̝͓̻̣̏͒ͬȯ̪̻͔͖n͈̜̭̰̱̻̦͚͛ͯ͊ͬ͋̈́̓͢l͚̗̻̰̰͊ͩͅͅy̨̲͇̯̐̂͆̂̚͝ͅ-̯̜͇̭͗̌ͫ͛ͧ̿ͯ ͕̖͎͚̻̘̐a̶̫͎̳̭̖͚͇ͦͭ̇̓̀ͅn̦̞̖ͪ̇̐͌͘d͇̠̰ͭ̇̿͡ ̯͔̊̋̓͂͂̋ͩ̈͢e̩̻̫̅ͭ͐̇ͦ̾́͑v͎̥̪̞ͪ̒ͫͪͤͩe͔̹̍͂͋̈͛͗͜n̗̪̳͊ ̸̨̟̍̂ͣ̅t̨̞̙͖̅h̳ͫḙ̤̜̗̙̜ͯṋ̨̡̖͙̼̋̆̄ ̫́ͯͮ̐ͬ͡t̳̣͔̳ͩͮͤͮh͇̩͙̿̌͠͡ę̞͔̤͗͋͗͌̾̄̅͞y̼̤̍ͩͧ̋̈́͌̋̌͠ ̧͓̩̤̝̯̔̀h̢͚̠͓̖͍͌̉ͯ̍̊͐ͤ́ȁ̴̫̤ͩ̽͑̇̋͂͑v͕̭̹̝̿̆̋ĕ̯̒͌͂̈̐́͢ ̵͕̞̜̔̈̅t̼̮͈̰̝͆ͥ̅̍ͬ̇̿̕o̱̞̰͈̹͗́͑ͬ̅ͬͥ́͡͝ ̜̠̤͖͚̿̌ͦ͒̿͆̃͑ḋ̸̴̠͔͙͕̼͐ͪͪe̡̩̙̜̐̊̐̽͐m͚̫͇̟̯͕ͩ̐ͤͯ̄ͨ̿̀o̢̍̄̃̓̀ͅn̻̦̻̺̲̞̤̏ͦͨ͆ͬ̍͒͟s̴̙̳̼̙͕̦ͭͧ́ͅṫ͙̺̻̗͑̏ͫ̅̔̀r̻̦̭͎̖̍͛͛ą̲̒͐͝ț̨͉͈̘͉̳ͦͪ̒͆̃̄͂͠ͅe̗̙ͩ̑̏ ̝̦̦̞̭̮͔̓ͩt͍̰͎̻̺ͤ̓̓͡ḫ̶̩̞̯̂̋ͧ͝â̲ͬ͜t͕̥̗͔ͣͤ̊̑ ̶̶̞̗̲̖̲͓͙͐ͦͤͭͤ̑t͕̮̮̻͍͒͛ͣ̐ͯh͚̺͔͍̳̎ͤ͊̅͘ͅè̼̬̜̠͙͖͓́͠ỳ̜̼̦͍̥̿̅ͨͬ̊͞’͓̤̖̞̬̗͙͖̉̅̈́ͨṟ̥̤̎e̸͉̻̲͉̫͕͎̩ͯ͆͆̇̓͂̔ ̱̯͕̝͓͓ͭ͌̆͐͊̑̿͠w̬̖̪̤͙͉͊ͣ̉ͤͪ͜͜i̹͋̍͞ṫ͔̻̺̘́h̞͇̠̖̹̯̟͔̉̑ͨ̅ͦ͗i̡̺̿n̜̋͑ͤͫͦ̋͋ ͑̽̈́̆҉̨̬͉̩͔5̢̯̤͐ͨͣͅ ̷̪̭͈̘̞̺̺͎͂͛Ǐ͕̱̤̰͖̺ͭͭ̐͋ͫ̀Q̸͎̻͓̳̦͖̪͑ͬͤ̂̓͛̽͆ ̴̮͉̘̜͔͇ͪp̴̡̣̙̜̋͐̾̈́̚ͅo̼͖̐́̌ͨ̀͜į̛̦̜̙͈̮ͤ̈́̌̃ͪ̂n̶̠͌͂ͩͪ͘ͅt̡̘͓̭̒̿ͯ̐ͫ͜ş̈ͮ̓ͭ̏̚͏͎̞͍ ̟̤ͦ͗̓̔̓͛̀ͮǫ̵̩̩͌͋́ͧ̇ͭ̆f͇̯̗̗̳̗̤̮̈ͧ ̱̎͂̈́͂̏͐̚m̟̲̤͒ͥ̽ͤ̾͊̐y̺͎̝͎͍̰̐̒̄̾̊ ̸̻̤̅͒̆̊̅ͬ͜ò̸̳̯̈̿͋ͧͬͬ͘ẇ̙̣̦͎̓̊̌n̴̝̅̔̈́ͥ̂͝ ̨̧͓̬͓͉̬͉͑̋ͣͬ̔̔ͣ(̴̗ͮ̂ͪ͋̚̚͟p̏̂̓͐҉̝̜͓̩͓͉̮ṟ̥̙͚̜͓͖͂͋̄̍̒̍ͪ̀͘e̘̣̻̟̋͑ͤͦ̏̉͂͊f͕̒̐e̼͖̟̫̠̺ͩͬͯ̐̅̔̋̚͢͜r͕͉͎̖̭̺̪̄͋ͦ̑͘ā͖̮̭̽̍̽̅̑b̩̙̰̞̼̠̪̒̄ͯ͝͞l̂̅͂ͫ͏̛̟͔y̴͖̙̘̙̮ͮ̈́ͬ͊͋̌͛ ̣͋͗̔͌̓̋̒ͤl̛͎̟̹̙͕͉̦͆͛̿ͮ̾̎͒o̫͚ͭͩ̿̓ͭ́w̞͎̹̑ͧ͋̂ͮ̎ẽ̹̇̋͂ͯ̐͂̌͞r̠̙̭̜̤̱̱̎̃̍ͪ̓́)̼̳̪̺ͦ͒͋̒̌͢ ̺͉̱̺͈̺̤̻̃ͭͩ͌͌̊b̤̳̎ͥ͆ͯ̚ȇ̴͔͖͓̟ͮ̃f̡̙̻͖͍̫̼̝̠̑̋͠oͧ͏̵͕̯̻̞̰̜r̷̲͍͑̇̋́̀eͭͣ͏̹̠̩̯h̟͕̥̒̿̾̓a̷͚̽̊n̶̖̗͈̲̠̩ͦͤ͂ͯ̈́ͅḏ̠̻ͦ̚.̙̝̙͔̱͙̳̊ͩ̀͞ ̯ͮ̐ͦ̊N̪̲̯̬͓͓̋̏ͮ̒̏ͬ̀͌ͅo̵̗̠̙̤͍͇̎ͩ͛̿̏̋̐t̹̯̪̿̋̅͒̀h̸̙̠̦͕̭͚̲͑̾̄ͥͩi̦̭̬̩̻ͬ͌̊ͬ̆ͧ̀̚̕n̩̻̜̒͊̑ͥ̅ͭ̈́ ͚̮̮̖̃ͥ͊ͧ͂͒͗p̶̲̘̟ͯͥ́ẽ͇͙͈̝̯̼̊ͤͪͬͫ͋͐ͅr̦͚̪͂̓̾̄s͔̞̪̯͓̻̘̺ͤͦo̳̘͕̐͛̐ͤͪ͡n͂̑ͩ҉̠̰n̢͎͉̘̥̫̝͎͍ͥͪ͗̒̅è̘̳̱̭͗͛̎͝͡l̶̈́͐̃̉̿̈́҉̘̬͓̖̰̲̻ ̇͌ͣ͑̑ͪ̾͏̜͝k͉͎̖̍ͪ̓̈̑ͨ̓͛͘ī̡͙̗̮d̸̴̝ͤ̒́̚ ̧̰̑͋
this is all satire please dont attack me

And yes, by the way, I DO have a̝͔̝͕̼̗̒̀̊̂̆͝ ̺͈̟̳̳̰̬̱̋̈́͋̓̓͒ͭM̧̢̝͖͍͉̥̅̇ͣò̩͇̖͍͙̖̓̓ͮ̔n̨͔̟̙ͬͬ̅͑̇͆i̿̈́͆̑ͤ͏͔kͯ̆̿ͩ̍͛̔͏̪̱̮̣͉ȁ̻̪̐͐̓ ̲̗̯̲͓̅͗ͤ̉̐̎̐t̴̝̰̄ͬ͒̑a̬͔͈͓͙̋̽̌̑͒ṱ̶̘͔̼̻̖̘̒ͭͭ̽͘ţ̝͍̳̜͖͖͙̒ͮ͆ͪ͗͊ͭ͘o̩͍̭̝͙ͥͣ̽ͧ͊͗̍͠o̺̰̰̯͎͇̣̝͌̈̆̏̎̑.̞̽́͝ ͉͕̩̘̟̥̓ͮͤͣ͌̏Ả̲̮̥̹̮͎̺̐̇̄́̚n͕̭̥̺̪̜͙̋ͬd̢͈͗ͭ͆ͩ̔ͦͬ̄ ̢͕̣͍̟̰͖̙̊́̎n̻͖̞͖̣͍̗ͬ̔̈ͪ̔ͩͦ̚͝o͙̼̺̎͛̄ͭ̅̄,̠̩̠̤͎̝͉ͫ ̵͎̖̪̱̽͛ͯ͢y̨̰͐ͯ͒ͫ͊o͕̤͇͕͕̽ͧͨ̎́̉ͮ̀͡ṵ̜̖̼̳̺̻̈̇́ͮͫ͡ ̭͙ͨ̑͐ͮ̎̈́̀͝ͅc̛̠̮̹̘ͯ̍͒ͣ͛́̇a͓̮̫͕̱͖ͣͣ̀̓͜ń҉̤͕n̛̻̬̮ͤͬͬ͘ǒ̳̫̗̩͚͉̣̅̃ͣͥ̀͢t͔̠̲̓̀̒͜ͅ ̗̹͍ͩͦͨ̇̎̃͆ṣ̝̜̻̔̄̔̋͂ͭḙ̓́͜e̓̑̒ͦͨ͏̡̰̻̯͉̲̮̦̰ ̛̝͐͊i̸̠̪͍͇̫̪̐ͥͯ̀ͅt̸͓̲̮͇̹ͧ͊̿̿̅̈̓̀.̩̪̳̖̠̠̝̔̃̓͊̅͂ͭ͞ ̴̮̖̖̝̻̎I̠̠̥̟̋̃̓̑̆t̹͇͖̼͈̎ͨ̊͗̇̈ͪͯ͘͢’̬̬̟̣͙ͤ͂ͣͭ̅̇̈̑s͕͌ͮ̈́̍͑̑ͬ ͓̲̲̹̗̤͕̀̐f̮̮͚͒̍ͤ̑͐͊̇͑ȍ̢͉̺̻̳͕̙́̑ͦͬ͑ͤ̄́r̷̳̲̔ͬ̏̅̕ ̷̟̦̺̱̊ͦ̑̐̒̆ͅṱ͚̍ͪ̊͌̏̎̀͞ḣ̜̫͔̣̦̞ͪ̒͊̈͞e͕̹̱̝̬͙̚ ̙̮̰̱͂̾ͧ̀́ͫl̳̩̳͖̫̯̟͓̑a̫̤̲̭̒̚d̼̹̳͆i̤̙̘͎͛ͭ͌͋ͮͫe̢̨̻͉̩ͤͅš̢̝̉͋’̡̡̠͑̋͐̅ͧ̒ ̪̖̮́̓̎e͂͊̄ͣ͐ͧ҉̠̜͖̹̫͔y̦̞͔̝͍̲͒̎̿ͧ̌͊ͤe̶̩͔̮̯̲ͮ̌̚ͅs͉̻̱̝̲̞̄̀ͦ̈̏͌ͤ͂ ͙̝͓̻̣̏͒ͬȯ̪̻͔͖n͈̜̭̰̱̻̦͚͛ͯ͊ͬ͋̈́̓͢l͚̗̻̰̰͊ͩͅͅy̨̲͇̯̐̂͆̂̚͝ͅ-̯̜͇̭͗̌ͫ͛ͧ̿ͯ ͕̖͎͚̻̘̐a̶̫͎̳̭̖͚͇ͦͭ̇̓̀ͅn̦̞̖ͪ̇̐͌͘d͇̠̰ͭ̇̿͡ ̯͔̊̋̓͂͂̋ͩ̈͢e̩̻̫̅ͭ͐̇ͦ̾́͑v͎̥̪̞ͪ̒ͫͪͤͩe͔̹̍͂͋̈͛͗͜n̗̪̳͊ ̸̨̟̍̂ͣ̅t̨̞̙͖̅h̳ͫḙ̤̜̗̙̜ͯṋ̨̡̖͙̼̋̆̄ ̫́ͯͮ̐ͬ͡t̳̣͔̳ͩͮͤͮh͇̩͙̿̌͠͡ę̞͔̤͗͋͗͌̾̄̅͞y̼̤̍ͩͧ̋̈́͌̋̌͠ ̧͓̩̤̝̯̔̀h̢͚̠͓̖͍͌̉ͯ̍̊͐ͤ́ȁ̴̫̤ͩ̽͑̇̋͂͑v͕̭̹̝̿̆̋ĕ̯̒͌͂̈̐́͢ ̵͕̞̜̔̈̅t̼̮͈̰̝͆ͥ̅̍ͬ̇̿̕o̱̞̰͈̹͗́͑ͬ̅ͬͥ́͡͝ ̜̠̤͖͚̿̌ͦ͒̿͆̃͑ḋ̸̴̠͔͙͕̼͐ͪͪe̡̩̙̜̐̊̐̽͐m͚̫͇̟̯͕ͩ̐ͤͯ̄ͨ̿̀o̢̍̄̃̓̀ͅn̻̦̻̺̲̞̤̏ͦͨ͆ͬ̍͒͟s̴̙̳̼̙͕̦ͭͧ́ͅṫ͙̺̻̗͑̏ͫ̅̔̀r̻̦̭͎̖̍͛͛ą̲̒͐͝ț̨͉͈̘͉̳ͦͪ̒͆̃̄͂͠ͅe̗̙ͩ̑̏ ̝̦̦̞̭̮͔̓ͩt͍̰͎̻̺ͤ̓̓͡ḫ̶̩̞̯̂̋ͧ͝â̲ͬ͜t͕̥̗͔ͣͤ̊̑ ̶̶̞̗̲̖̲͓͙͐ͦͤͭͤ̑t͕̮̮̻͍͒͛ͣ̐ͯh͚̺͔͍̳̎ͤ͊̅͘ͅè̼̬̜̠͙͖͓́͠ỳ̜̼̦͍̥̿̅ͨͬ̊͞’͓̤̖̞̬̗͙͖̉̅̈́ͨṟ̥̤̎e̸͉̻̲͉̫͕͎̩ͯ͆͆̇̓͂̔ ̱̯͕̝͓͓ͭ͌̆͐͊̑̿͠w̬̖̪̤͙͉͊ͣ̉ͤͪ͜͜i̹͋̍͞ṫ͔̻̺̘́h̞͇̠̖̹̯̟͔̉̑ͨ̅ͦ͗i̡̺̿n̜̋͑ͤͫͦ̋͋ ͑̽̈́̆҉̨̬͉̩͔5̢̯̤͐ͨͣͅ ̷̪̭͈̘̞̺̺͎͂͛Ǐ͕̱̤̰͖̺ͭͭ̐͋ͫ̀Q̸͎̻͓̳̦͖̪͑ͬͤ̂̓͛̽͆ ̴̮͉̘̜͔͇ͪp̴̡̣̙̜̋͐̾̈́̚ͅo̼͖̐́̌ͨ̀͜į̛̦̜̙͈̮ͤ̈́̌̃ͪ̂n̶̠͌͂ͩͪ͘ͅt̡̘͓̭̒̿ͯ̐ͫ͜ş̈ͮ̓ͭ̏̚͏͎̞͍ ̟̤ͦ͗̓̔̓͛̀ͮǫ̵̩̩͌͋́ͧ̇ͭ̆f͇̯̗̗̳̗̤̮̈ͧ ̱̎͂̈́͂̏͐̚m̟̲̤͒ͥ̽ͤ̾͊̐y̺͎̝͎͍̰̐̒̄̾̊ ̸̻̤̅͒̆̊̅ͬ͜ò̸̳̯̈̿͋ͧͬͬ͘ẇ̙̣̦͎̓̊̌n̴̝̅̔̈́ͥ̂͝ ̨̧͓̬͓͉̬͉͑̋ͣͬ̔̔ͣ(̴̗ͮ̂ͪ͋̚̚͟p̏̂̓͐҉̝̜͓̩͓͉̮ṟ̥̙͚̜͓͖͂͋̄̍̒̍ͪ̀͘e̘̣̻̟̋͑ͤͦ̏̉͂͊f͕̒̐e̼͖̟̫̠̺ͩͬͯ̐̅̔̋̚͢͜r͕͉͎̖̭̺̪̄͋ͦ̑͘ā͖̮̭̽̍̽̅̑b̩̙̰̞̼̠̪̒̄ͯ͝͞l̂̅͂ͫ͏̛̟͔y̴͖̙̘̙̮ͮ̈́ͬ͊͋̌͛ ̣͋͗̔͌̓̋̒ͤl̛͎̟̹̙͕͉̦͆͛̿ͮ̾̎͒o̫͚ͭͩ̿̓ͭ́w̞͎̹̑ͧ͋̂ͮ̎ẽ̹̇̋͂ͯ̐͂̌͞r̠̙̭̜̤̱̱̎̃̍ͪ̓́)̼̳̪̺ͦ͒͋̒̌͢ ̺͉̱̺͈̺̤̻̃ͭͩ͌͌̊b̤̳̎ͥ͆ͯ̚ȇ̴͔͖͓̟ͮ̃f̡̙̻͖͍̫̼̝̠̑̋͠oͧ͏̵͕̯̻̞̰̜r̷̲͍͑̇̋́̀eͭͣ͏̹̠̩̯h̟͕̥̒̿̾̓a̷͚̽̊n̶̖̗͈̲̠̩ͦͤ͂ͯ̈́ͅḏ̠̻ͦ̚.̙̝̙͔̱͙̳̊ͩ̀͞ ̯ͮ̐ͦ̊N̪̲̯̬͓͓̋̏ͮ̒̏ͬ̀͌ͅo̵̗̠̙̤͍͇̎ͩ͛̿̏̋̐t̹̯̪̿̋̅͒̀h̸̙̠̦͕̭͚̲͑̾̄ͥͩi̦̭̬̩̻ͬ͌̊ͬ̆ͧ̀̚̕n̩̻̜̒͊̑ͥ̅ͭ̈́ ͚̮̮̖̃ͥ͊ͧ͂͒͗p̶̲̘̟ͯͥ́ẽ͇͙͈̝̯̼̊ͤͪͬͫ͋͐ͅr̦͚̪͂̓̾̄s͔̞̪̯͓̻̘̺ͤͦo̳̘͕̐͛̐ͤͪ͡n͂̑ͩ҉̠̰n̢͎͉̘̥̫̝͎͍ͥͪ͗̒̅è̘̳̱̭͗͛̎͝͡l̶̈́͐̃̉̿̈́҉̘̬͓̖̰̲̻ ̇͌ͣ͑̑ͪ̾͏̜͝k͉͎̖̍ͪ̓̈̑ͨ̓͛͘ī̡͙̗̮d̸̴̝ͤ̒́̚ ̧̰̑͋