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Post your greatest pick-up lines in this thread!
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Yeah, why?Scyla wrote:
Hi remi, are you a pain reliever?
taken from: community/forums/topics/1277653ClevelandsMyBro wrote:
will you be the lock to my key? because i want to put it in you.
My ass hurts, pls help-Remi wrote:
Yeah, why?Scyla wrote:
Hi remi, are you a pain reliever?
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Good pick-up line, shouldn't have been posted in that threadClevelandsMyBro wrote:
taken from: community/forums/topics/1277653ClevelandsMyBro wrote:
will you be the lock to my key? because i want to put it in you.
kyuuun (≧▽≦)Scyla wrote:
My ass hurts, pls help-Remi wrote:
Yeah, why?Scyla wrote:
Hi remi, are you a pain reliever?
Hey babe, are you a broken door? Because I would like to slam you.
Hey, you must be a future denizen cause I'm measuring several mega-Remi's worth of quality from you!
By definition a pick-up line is just a very bad way to introduce yourself or otherwise try to communicate.
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Holy shit this one made me hornyz0z wrote:
it's not valentine's day
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Hi Hungry, I'm dad.
Hi Hungry, I'm dad.
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(*≧з≦)ﾜｯﾄｻﾞｰﾌｧｯｸStomiks wrote:
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Hi Hungry, I'm dad.
Hi I'm top 10000 in osu and regularly post in in the osu forums with my 12 year old friends also my waifu is rem will you go out with me uwu
hey girl, are u a girl? well that sucks, wish u were a man
thats a good oneCerno wrote:
hey girl, are u a girl? well that sucks, wish u were a man
I clap so hard to this.Cerno wrote:
hey girl, are u a girl? well that sucks, wish u were a man
This is the best oneCerno wrote:
hey girl, are u a girl? well that sucks, wish u were a man
FactualThatGamingGD wrote:
This is the best oneCerno wrote:
hey girl, are u a girl? well that sucks, wish u were a man
me when men men boys
Hey girl, like my aura powers? It's a demo. You could get the full version 😏
Hey girl are you a game, cause the FBI call me the beta tester
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omgeeee top 10000 osu!!!!yoony1 wrote:
Hi I'm top 10000 in osu and regularly post in in the osu forums with my 12 year old friends also my waifu is rem will you go out with me uwu
Hey girl, do you like osu?
top 10 red flags from menAireunaeus wrote:
Hey girl, do you like osu?
if i was the girl i’d just rip ur balls offAireunaeus wrote:
Hey girl, do you like osu?
🥵🥵🥵Cerno wrote:
if i was the girl i’d just rip ur balls offAireunaeus wrote:
Hey girl, do you like osu?
why not the cock too?Cerno wrote:
if i was the girl i’d just rip ur balls offAireunaeus wrote:
Hey girl, do you like osu?
Oh i just shit in my pants mind if i hop into your pants?
i mindlevesterz wrote:
Oh i just shit in my pants mind if i hop into your pants?
stinkylevesterz wrote:
Oh i just shit in my pants mind if i hop into your pants?
Boys boys boys?roufou wrote:
me when men men boys
I pick up a girl from street
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you are monkeyManishh wrote:
I pick up a girl from street
*wink* *wink*Felixland wrote:
Hey girl, like my aura powers? It's a demo. You could get the full version 😏
I'm in mock trial.
(Women instantly surround me, crushing me as they breast boobily)
(Women instantly surround me, crushing me as they breast boobily)
Meow.
It's really hard to think a single pickup line when girls usually picks you and says "mine"
UwU
Yeah I study math, one thing I can do is substract our clothes to add our bodies
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I have a math exam tommorow so I'll be thinking about you[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
Yeah I study math, one thing I can do is substract our clothes to add our bodies
So that's what nerds trying to flirt sound like, hmm[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
Yeah I study math, one thing I can do is substract our clothes to add our bodies
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It's genuinely attractive if I was a woman I'd need to take a day off after hearing that, so I can re-assemble my heartKarmine wrote:
So that's what nerds trying to flirt sound like, hmm[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
Yeah I study math, one thing I can do is substract our clothes to add our bodies
its creative, not attractive lol-Remi wrote:
It's genuinely attractive if I was a woman I'd need to take a day off after hearing that, so I can re-assemble my heartKarmine wrote:
So that's what nerds trying to flirt sound like, hmm[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
Yeah I study math, one thing I can do is substract our clothes to add our bodies
*WINK* *WINK*Felixland wrote:
*wink* *wink*Felixland wrote:
Hey girl, like my aura powers? It's a demo. You could get the full version 😏
gratz on 3000 pp! lets fuck!Felixland wrote:
*WINK* *WINK*Felixland wrote:
*wink* *wink*Felixland wrote:
Hey girl, like my aura powers? It's a demo. You could get the full version 😏
What a coincidence I’ve also reached 3000pp
You might be gay buddy-Remi wrote:
It's genuinely attractive if I was a woman I'd need to take a day off after hearing that, so I can re-assemble my heartKarmine wrote:
So that's what nerds trying to flirt sound like, hmm[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
Yeah I study math, one thing I can do is substract our clothes to add our bodies
girl are you from mississippi?
cause you’re the only miss whose piss i wanna sippie.
cause you’re the only miss whose piss i wanna sippie.
💀💀💀Reyalp51osu wrote:
girl are you from mississippi?
cause you’re the only miss whose piss i wanna sippie.
i hope that a calliber bullet goes through your skull.
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Brother I apologise. You are just like me fr, and I am just like you fr. We are just like each other fr. Our battles, our journeys, the long roads and narrow alleys, they are all tribulations we share. Those eyes of yours, I view them in the mirror every day. Those eyes push me to be greater. I lost No Nut November already, not because of those disgusting 3d beings, but because of those angelic anime waifu doki doki love life double z cup, no, double world cup tiddies. Only a true soldier like me, and now I realise like you, could jack off to such a beautiful being. They all want us fr, my brother.Hatelore0000 wrote:
i hope that a calliber bullet goes through your skull.
this just made me jizz in kilometers hooooly shiiiiittttttttttt-Remi wrote:
Brother I apologise. You are just like me fr, and I am just like you fr. We are just like each other fr. Our battles, our journeys, the long roads and narrow alleys, they are all tribulations we share. Those eyes of yours, I view them in the mirror every day. Those eyes push me to be greater. I lost No Nut November already, not because of those disgusting 3d beings, but because of those angelic anime waifu doki doki love life double z cup, no, double world cup tiddies. Only a true soldier like me, and now I realise like you, could jack off to such a beautiful being. They all want us fr, my brother.Hatelore0000 wrote:
i hope that a calliber bullet goes through your skull.
Happy valentine's day, Valentine, here is ur birthday cake:
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