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[Closed] Corne2Plum3's french osu! shop - osu! stuff, french food and more!

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Corne2Plum3
Corne2Plum3's french osu! shop

(I'll add a picture later 'cause it's 2AM...)

Welcome to my shop where I sell osu! related stuff, dark magic, authentic french food and probably other things in the future, depending how it's going. This is probably the best shop in OT!
The shop is closed for a undetermined amount of time. Come back later.
THE BEST OF OSU! RELATED PRODUCTS


One of our home-made skin, -Night05-

Get the best products to improve your performance at osu! and get the best experience possible with the selected products that you can buy in this shop. For example, we sell tablets, mouses, and even skins.
FRENCH CUISINE


French baguette~ Yummy!

With the request of some customers we now have authentic french products, such as baguette or wine. Buy and eat some of the best food in the world, made in France. If you're not hungry we still have some well known products from France.
OSU! SKINNING DESIGN STUDIO


Our workshop dedicated to osu! skinning

Need the best osu! skin to stop shocking your 200PP plays? In this workshop, in the shop (usually closed to public), we find the skin of your dream, or design it from scratch if needed. This is an experimental service we provide and for now we are just making osu! hitcircle and score counter.
See Corne2Plum3 for more info about it.
THE CAULDRON


The customer on the left is surprised how with the cauldron we can produce many food and potions.

We can't cook very well with conventional ways... But we have a magical cauldron where we put the ingredients, use some magics and your food/drink/potion is ready, in less than 3 minutes. We show in public the preparation of your product, and it's really impressive! Usually intended for cakes, we can make other food too, and you can suggest new food to make and I'll check if it's possible to make. Also, we use french ingredients ^^
POTIONS & MYSTERIOUS MAGICAL STUFF


Yes, we sell potions!

We have magical products that will surprise you! We mostly have potions, with various effects. The mages of OT will love this section, because we have a ton of products for them: books, potions, sticks, power stones and more! We even prepare some potions in this shop.
PUBLIC MINECRAFT ENCHANTING ROOMS


Our minecraft enchanting rooms, with support of level 30 enchants.

I heard that an american store sell Minecraft enchanting room for $100. But in this shop, we have 4 enchanting rooms, which can be used for free! They complete well the magical spots of the shop and we sell the blue stones if you need them.
As you can see, this is obviously the best shop of OT, and customers reviews will prove it if you aren't still convinced.


We also have an online website so you can buy online without going outside.

Enter the shop

Customers reviews

Itz_UwU_Playz wrote:

you own the best shop confirmed.

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind

Cerno wrote:

nah i stand for Corne’s shop, fuck those phony ass americano stores

Farfocele wrote:

good shop

Karmine wrote:

It has croissants, it's the best no doubt.
Cerno
Do u sell any baguettes
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

Cerno wrote:

Do u sell any baguettes
yes, but they will be available tomorrow sorry
Cerno
oh shit yall do?! yah fuck ghoulymart, danny’s sex dungeon and whatever the fuck the 3rd one is, baguettes for the wins lads
ShinRun
Nick I will shove a loaf of hardened wheat bread up your ass
[ Rynn ]
yo corne, do u sell some croissant?
Cerno

ShinRun wrote:

Nick I will shove a loaf of hardened wheat bread up your ass
WITH PLEASURE MATE, SAY LESS
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
I think you want some french food.

Well, I'll command some french food from France and they will be delivered tomorrow.

French food is quality guys, you will like it ^^
[ Rynn ]

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

I think you want some french food.

Well, I'll command some french food from France and they will be delivered tomorrow.

French food is quality guys, you will like it ^^
you own the best shop confirmed.
ghoulybits
IMPOSTER STORE.
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
We got a ton of new products, mostly french, including baguettes, croisants and more!
Julian_Kaiser
This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
thanks for your comment ^^
z0z

ghoulybits wrote:

IMPOSTER STORE.
lmao
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

ghoulybits wrote:

IMPOSTER STORE.
what are you talking about? Your shop?
Cerno
nah i stand for Corne’s shop, fuck those phony ass americano stores
abraker

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Dawnday's Bar
[ Rynn ]
corne's shop is the best
Julian_Kaiser

abraker wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Dawnday's Bar
I drink no alcohol.
z0z

abraker wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Dawnday's Bar
it's been practically abandoned
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Dawnday's Bar
it's been practically abandoned
Isn't in ruins?
z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Dawnday's Bar
it's been practically abandoned
Isn't in ruins?
it is?

but it hasn't been ruined yet, just abandoned?
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

This shop is best OT shop, you can't change my mind
Dawnday's Bar
it's been practically abandoned
Isn't in ruins?
it is?

but it hasn't been ruined yet, just abandoned?
I'm not sure. Maybe the bar started to collapse
Farfocele
good shop
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
WE ARE WORKING ON NEW PRODUCTS!
You are really happy about the store and the numbers of customers increases. Thanks you for your support.
I managed to get new articles, that will come soon. But I got 1 mysterious product, that I'm unsure to sell it. I have 11 bottles full of potions:

I gonna tell you the story about this product, because this is probably the most insane product that I project to sell. So yesterday afternoon, I walked across the streets to go to the Abreaker's shop and maybe find interesting stuff. In a backstreet, among some garbage and cats, I found a mysterious package, incredibly in a good state (it wasn't dirty at all). There isn't any name on it, but I thought this package was abandoned.

I took this package and I go back to my shop. I open it and I see 12 bottles (50 cl each) of a mysterious drink. The liquid was pink and seemed to be magical as f*ck. So I took one of the bottle and I could see "GROWTH POTION". I know almost nothing about potions, but the text tell a lot of the effects. But grow what? I put some potion (about 50-100 ml) on a plant of the shop, and nothing seemed to happens. But 1 hour later, I noticed that the plant grew, about 15% of its initial size. I wanted to know more about it, because it seems to be something pretty cool.

I did some search on the internet, about making growth potion. It was kinda hard to find some information, but I don't know why, maybe because this is originally a secret, illegal, or dangerous idk... After 30 minutes of search, I found a YouTube tutorial, with only 70 views and no comments, how to make a growth potion, and the result is similar of what I have with my bottles. The women in the video says that it works only on organic living stuff (so the potion does nothing on machines, rocks or dead entities for example). I was literally like this while watching this video: OwO. With the other information given I was able to go deeper with my searches. The plant that I gave some potion grew again, it was about 1.5 times it's original size.

I continued the searches. It's now 7pm. I literally found a forum, something similar of osu! forums, you know, a normal forum, except that the website looks like it was made in 2004 and that there is witches, black/white mages, ... You know, only people that into this kind of mysterious magic. I found a thread (created in 2013) about growth potion, and I seen a more detailed recipe (I don't have the ingredients ;_;) and they discussed about the (side) effects. This was intended for young humans that want to be (physically) like an adult, because they can't wait.

So you drink the potion, and you grow. It takes some times and it's really working when you sleep. Depending of the quantity you drink the more you grow (it's kinda obvious). With a entire bottle, a 6 years old human reaches his adult size the next day (and doesn't grow after). The effects when you are already full grown are negligible: if a human adult drink a full bottle, he will grow like about 1 cm, no more. The most known side effect is you will want to sleep more, especially in the first week, and (not yet confirmed, they are still debating about it) will live way shorter than excepted. They talked about -5, -10 or even -20 years for an human life. That a lot. Also, you may be taller than excepted. The effects and the power of the potion would varies according to the specie the potion is used: with some beasts, I does literally nothing, for others, the effects can be... way too much.

I wanted to know, as a not totally full grown anthro goat, what happens if I drink this potion. With some search (about my specie or stuff like that), I discovered something an information, I wasn’t ready, and you are not ready too. So, if I drink the potion, I’ll grow, but not a little. If I drink the potion, the next day, I would be… at least 230 centimeters tall (without horns), probably over 240 cm and maybe over 250 cm (I’m around 150 cm for reference)!!!!!!! I was literally like this: O_O. I would be tall as f*ck! And honestly I really trust them (I seen the proof several time, with some stats, scientific stuff, ...). Maybe I’ll be the tallest OT denizen ever seen, and maybe I should start a professional basket player career lol.

The plant stopped growing since the last time I checked.

What do you think about a such potion? I kept the link to the recipe found earlier and maybe I can find the ingredients. Do you think it’s a good idea to add it to my shop? Do you think I should try the potion on me before (I personally don’t think this is a good idea…)?

For the prince idk, maybe around 25 € per bottle.

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OT: You can now leave comments on the shop web page.
ShinRun
I wonder if you can grow specific parts of your body
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

ShinRun wrote:

I wonder if you can grow specific parts of your body
Nope, according to the informations I could found about the potion I found. There are others spells or potions that do what you described, but not the one I have, which grows your whole body to an adult level.
z0z
sounds dangerous
synthwavesquid
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abraker
I can attest that this potion is a must have in your shop. In fact A-Breaking Laboratory is ready to sponsor it! Heck, I'll even distribute it on your behalf.
Hoshimegu Mio
Is your shop ready to be advertised?
Farfocele
sus
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
I think I'll sell the growth potion for 30 € per bottle, idk if I'll add sponsors but I want to be the only that sell this kind of potion. In the forum I found you have a lot of interesting potions, in addition to the one that can make me above 230 cm. I'll do some search and try to get the ingredients. I'll have limited stocks because I have to prepare the potion myself but I think it wouldn't be an huge problem.

Edit: the potion is now available on the website ^^
Julian_Kaiser

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

...The most known side effect is you will want to sleep more, especially in the first week, and (not yet confirmed, they are still debating about it) will live way shorter than excepted. They talked about -5, -10 or even -20 years for an human life. That a lot.
Good luck to whoever is willing to sacrifice their life for this.
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

...The most known side effect is you will want to sleep more, especially in the first week, and (not yet confirmed, they are still debating about it) will live way shorter than excepted. They talked about -5, -10 or even -20 years for an human life. That a lot.
Good luck to whoever is willing to sacrifice their life for this.
I think every time you're supposed to grow is lost, if you are already adult, you will lost almost nothing, but some users reported that adults can grow with it, but the growth is negligible (like 1 cm), without losing so much lifespan...
If the fact you're loosing life time is confirmed
Julian_Kaiser
Oh, that does justify the reason for losing all those years.
It's basically speed up potion without time travelling for individuals who haven't crossed the limit of their height.
While it offers a negligible boost of height for the individuals who have surpassed the age limit for their maximum height capability.

I'm assuming it also reduces the lifespan for the older individuals by a lower margin.
z0z
you could die by drinking said potion while you're elderly
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

you could die by drinking said potion while you're elderly
I'm pretty sure you don't die. Just nothing will happens as the potion does nothing with adults
KeikiEnjoyer
What's the best kind of cheese do you have
Karmine
It has croissants, it's the best no doubt.
[RUE]Bambinex
Une baguette pas trop cuite stp
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

NotRaffi wrote:

What's the best kind of cheese do you have
We don't have cheese for now but I'll add some cheese in the shop.



bambinex wrote:

Une baguette pas trop cuite stp
Tiens, voilà ta baguette -> 🥖
kujubuo
do u have kebab on it
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

kujubuo wrote:

do u have kebab on it
sorry but no...
kujubuo

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

kujubuo wrote:

do u have kebab on it
sorry but no...
damn i shouldnt have thought there was a kebab on french shop. give me something tasty
abraker

kujubuo wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

kujubuo wrote:

do u have kebab on it
sorry but no...
damn i shouldnt have thought there was a kebab on french shop. give me something tasty
open a turkish shop
kujubuo

abraker wrote:

kujubuo wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

kujubuo wrote:

do u have kebab on it
sorry but no...
damn i shouldnt have thought there was a kebab on french shop. give me something tasty
open a turkish shop
sure
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
The shop will be closed for a few time because I will make the shop bigger and add some features and products. I'll reopen as soon as possible. As the shop under construction, no customer can enter...
Cerno
oh shit guys it’s closed, boutta rob this place clean
z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

The shop will be closed for a few time because I will make the shop bigger and add some features and products. I'll reopen as soon as possible. As the shop under construction, no customer can enter...
maybe make a map of the shop?
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