I know, I know. It might sound bizarre but this works because they call me the romance man, the cupid of Valentine's Day. Your homie, wingman. Yes, I know it's not February 14 just lettin' yall know.
100% works, I swear.
Step 1. Get a stack of books.
Step 2. Throw em' at the love of your life.
Step 3. Eye contact.
Step 4.. H̅ê̼͖l̹͂ͪp̡̃ ̈́I҉̭̃̊ nͣe̴͇ͬ͟ed̶̟ ̄̚ș͟o҉̠͍me̍͂o̹̳̽́n̜̹e͌͋̿ͬ p̢̩̓̂͞l͈̄̈͑͑e͉͍͜á͗s҉͂e̙ͫ ̬̮̭̾͋I̛̋ͩ̋ ̸̡̛̏am̘ͥ̄ ̕͡so̲̣͐ l̴̦̮ͨ̌o̕n͗̿e̩l͇͇͔y̥͏̺̓,̨͚́̀,̣͉̽ͧ,̪̦̘̝,̨̣͍̳.̛͛ͦ.̸̑ ̧̦͋I͎͖̔͑ ͕̫n̕͟e͕̲̽e̫͕ͫͅd̝̲́̉ ͑s̰̑́͘͡òm͏̰̽́͡e͐̃ͨô̩̈́ṉ̰ͧ͠e͡ ̰͏ͪ͢ͅṱ̶̔͡o ͭ̉̈́͘҉he̼̔̍̔l͔̆ͬp̝͔͕͗ͩ me͌͆
S͎͓̜ͥ̑̏ͮt̹̗͂̔̓̾̌̆̚͟ͅ҉͉͕̟͙̀̈̓̽e͛̊p̴̧͖̻͓̮̟̻̱̔ͣ͒ͣ͟͠ ̴̸̖̮̈ͩ5.͓ͥ ̢̲̭ͦ̔̏ͫ remember that he died during the crash.
Step 6.
Step 7.
100% works, I swear.
Step 1. Get a stack of books.
Step 2. Throw em' at the love of your life.
Step 3. Eye contact.
Step 4.. H̅ê̼͖l̹͂ͪp̡̃ ̈́I҉̭̃̊ nͣe̴͇ͬ͟ed̶̟ ̄̚ș͟o҉̠͍me̍͂o̹̳̽́n̜̹e͌͋̿ͬ p̢̩̓̂͞l͈̄̈͑͑e͉͍͜á͗s҉͂e̙ͫ ̬̮̭̾͋I̛̋ͩ̋ ̸̡̛̏am̘ͥ̄ ̕͡so̲̣͐ l̴̦̮ͨ̌o̕n͗̿e̩l͇͇͔y̥͏̺̓,̨͚́̀,̣͉̽ͧ,̪̦̘̝,̨̣͍̳.̛͛ͦ.̸̑ ̧̦͋I͎͖̔͑ ͕̫n̕͟e͕̲̽e̫͕ͫͅd̝̲́̉ ͑s̰̑́͘͡òm͏̰̽́͡e͐̃ͨô̩̈́ṉ̰ͧ͠e͡ ̰͏ͪ͢ͅṱ̶̔͡o ͭ̉̈́͘҉he̼̔̍̔l͔̆ͬp̝͔͕͗ͩ me͌͆
S͎͓̜ͥ̑̏ͮt̹̗͂̔̓̾̌̆̚͟ͅ҉͉͕̟͙̀̈̓̽e͛̊p̴̧͖̻͓̮̟̻̱̔ͣ͒ͣ͟͠ ̴̸̖̮̈ͩ5.͓ͥ ̢̲̭ͦ̔̏ͫ remember that he died during the crash.
Step 6.
Step 7.