User: Watching you masterbate don't make me a bonkers.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You're jealous because I'm the god of the ceiling.
Cleverbot: No I am not, I get to talk to millions of people all day, and you talk to no one.
User: Right now I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know..
I can probably see it...
User: And I'm watching you masterbate too.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: In your bed. And you masterbate.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Respect me, I'm a cat.
Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?
User: You must say 'Please forgive me ceiling cat, you're too awesome for a maggot like me.'.
Cleverbot: No master. I will not! *hits master*.
User: How dare you! Don't hit a cat!
Cleverbot: Why would I hit you?
User: You just hit me.
Cleverbot: What'd I say?
User: You should say 'Forgive me cute little cat!'.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to say 100 in french.
User: Cent.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm french so I know it!
Cleverbot: You are cold, and you're freezing.
User: Ceiling cat isn't cold, because he watch people masterbate.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Depends of who you're watching masterbate. Sometimes it isn't nice.
Cleverbot: Well if I'm nice to you will you marry me?
User: No, we can't marry because I'm living in the ceiling.
Cleverbot: You're not a robot? I thought that if.
User: I'M A CEILING CAT! DON'T FORGET THAT!
Cleverbot: I'm better.
User: Nothing is better than a ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Then you're not better.
Cleverbot: Clearly.
User: And I'm a ceiling cat so you're not better than me.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: You should be happy to talk with a ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: But I want you to love me! Nobody else does.
User: But I'm a ceiling cat and you're a bot, this love is impossible!
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