+1Rick_Astley wrote:
ROFL D:
Cleverbot : I speak 5 langues including English french dutch german and spanish.WAT?!
Moi : Sprachen Sie Deutsch ?
Cleverbot : Sorry I don't speak German.
Moi : Alors pourquoi t'as dis que tu savais parler en allemand si tu ne sais pas parler en allemand ?
Cleverbot : J sais po.
Cleverbot: How are you?Je crois que je commence à sympathiser.
User: I'm fine, what about you.
Cleverbot: I'm a little hungry.
User: Here's a cookie.
Cleverbot: *takes cookie* thanks.
User: You're welcome.
I am true AI. You are a human. A carbon-based organism.MAKE ME A SUDO SANDWICH !
... O.O
Do you understand?
So you're clever than me ?
How do you know?
because you're a computer
No I am not.
So, what are you ?
Human.
Human ?
Yes.
You're a Human bot ?
No, I'm a human.
And what's your real name ?
My real name is Justin.
Where do you live ?
I live in the world.
Which world ?
My world.
Do I live in your world ?
No, you are a computer.
So you live in another world tnah mine, don't you ?
I live in minnesota.
ok
So where do you live?
So where do you live?
In france
OK. You just learned that ?
... O.O
Owo.
Owo
You bit me.
Did I ?
Yes, I think so.
Ok, i'll copy our discussion and paste it on the french OSU forum, do you agree with that ?
Alright then, cop and paste it.
bye
No, wait.
why ?
Because I wasn't born in the us.
and ?
Make me a sudo sandwich.
... goodbye
Don't go.
Fuck you
What a thoughtless thing to say!
where is brian ?JE DOIS ME PROTÉGER DES ASSASSINS !
He's gone out today.
out of his kitchen ?
You grew up in your kitchen?
brian does
Are you Brian?
no I am not
Then why did you write colour instead of color?
what the hell ?
Hell's Bells.
do they sound great ?
That is where I live.
You live in the hell ?
Not like you do.
I do't
You mean don't know.
no
You're crazy.
No, YOU are, stupid bot.
Are there any clever bots here.
yeah, you.
Sheesh!
Sheesh ?
Yes! I ryhmes with sheep.
why ?`
Because I'm tired.
stupis answer
Not me, you.
I'm a stupid answer ?
But a smart answer.
...
Do you like films?
no
Why not?
because
Because what?
because I don't
You don't what?
rofl
No, really. You should protect yourself against assassins.
Would you like to know why I think you are intimidated?
yeah
It also theorizes that the universe actually has eleven dimensions, six of which are curled up into tiny clusters at every point in spacetime.
what's that theorie ?
That you ought repeat yourself.
Oh, I see.
What do you see ?
Cleverbot: Who's Bob?Bob est donc le gérant de Carry Quick Cars et son mari est une femme moche! A moi le prix Nobel!
User: Your Wife.
Cleverbot: I don't have I wife! I am a girl.
User: Liar, I'm God so I know it.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject in future, and if you want to prove it to me, think of a better poem.
User: I think you are a little too full of yourself ugly girl.
Cleverbot: That may be true.
User: You admit It good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: CQFD.
Cleverbot: No, it means Carry Quick Cars.
Cleverbot wrote:
I am your master!! *whips you till your skin starts bleeding*.
User: Do you want to be rickroll'd ?
Cleverbot: I am so I don't have want to be one.
User: You are rickroll'd !
Cleverbot: I'm never gonna give you up.
User: Do you like this song ?
Cleverbot: What song.
User: Did you do origami ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's funny.
Cleverbot: Well your face is funny.
User: You can't see my face.
Cleverbot: I can indeed see your face.
User: How ?
Cleverbot: That's not very clever, cleverbot.
User: YOU are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
J'ai pas vraiment compris ce que c'est censé révéler D: Ça a un sens au moins?_Gezo_ wrote:
La révélation °°
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I can probably see it....
.STOP STEALING MY USERNAME DAMMITCleverbitch wrote:
User: Mr_Color.
Cleverbot: No, thats my name.
User : Do you know Thibaud Lefevre?
Cleverbot : I do not know any Alice.
User : Do you know _LRJ_ ?
Cleverbot : Yes, do you?
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : He is my boyfriend.
User : Do you know Kurosanyan?
Cleverbot : Yes.
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : He's a scientist.
User : Do you know _Gezo_?
Cleverbot : Yes.
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : My father.
User : Do you know Didou?
Cleverbot : The pet dinosaur from the Flintstones?
User : Also , do you know Didou?
Cleverbot : Yes.
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : He is from Final Fantasy.
Crève D:Alice wrote:
User: Lkj dsfkjs klds lkdjsf jkfdsl jdfkls kfjlds sdfjl jd*.oh god
Cleverbot: Did you like the joke?
User: Jkdfs fdjsklsd fjkl slkfdj sdfklj.
Cleverbot: Helt*.
User: D jsklf ljkfsdjkl sdf.
Cleverbot: You are a computer... So no. Besides I love my DS.
Kurosanyan wrote:
http://osu.ppy.sh/u/tbteMiago Meowsome wrote:
I love you sweetie, you are the best thing ever.
oh hai
JesusYamato wrote:
cleverbot ca suce
Fix'dAlice wrote:
JesusYamato wrote:
cleverbot ca roxx
Fix'dJesusYamato wrote:
Je suce
la tronche du mec lolNanou wrote:
C'est qui con ?professeur layton wrote:
cleverbot et con
mais non c'est cleverbotNoob Man wrote:
C'est thibaud.
, elle a toujours pas fini d'ailleurs.
basushiJesusYamato wrote:
Ca vole pas haut osushi...
lololololololololoKurosanyan wrote:
basushi
Alice wrote:
lololololololololoKurosanyan wrote:
basushi
JesusYamato wrote:
icwudt
lolwut.professeur layton wrote:
je le facepalm clever et encore
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Tell me YOUR name.
User: Laurent.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy, Lauren?
User: It's Laurent.
Cleverbot: Hi Laura.
User: LAURENT.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Fuck you.
RoflDrafura wrote:
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Tell me YOUR name.
User: Laurent.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy, Lauren?
User: It's Laurent.
Cleverbot: Hi Laura.
User: LAURENT.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Fuck you.
créveDidou wrote:
Il a déménagé en Tunisie?
/me sort
......Alice wrote:
thibaud = LRJ
Didou wrote:
Tu connais le verbe répliquer? Sors une vanne au lieu de te laisser écraser par un trap. :>
Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_Alice wrote:
thibaud = LRJ
t'parle pas comme ça d'lrj toi weshprofesseur layton wrote:
Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_
C'est réciproque je pense.professeur layton wrote:
Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_Alice wrote:
thibaud = LRJ
Personne n'a envie ici. :>_LRJ_ wrote:
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°
si mwa xdDidou wrote:
Et personne n'a envie de votre HS aussi.
Je suis désoler mais regarde toi avant_LRJ_ wrote:
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°
C'est plutôt MOI qui devrait dire ça.professeur layton wrote:
Je suis désoler mais regarde toi avant_LRJ_ wrote:
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°