Cleverbot: Every night is a good noght.

User: Noght.

Cleverbot: Night!

User: You said 'noght'.

Cleverbot: When did I say 'No'?

User: Bli.

Cleverbot: There is no cow level.

Rick_Astley wrote:

ROFL D:

Cleverbot : I speak 5 langues including English french dutch german and spanish.
Moi : Sprachen Sie Deutsch ?
Cleverbot : Sorry I don't speak German.
Moi : Alors pourquoi t'as dis que tu savais parler en allemand si tu ne sais pas parler en allemand ?
Cleverbot : J sais po.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, what about you.

Cleverbot: I'm a little hungry.

User: Here's a cookie.

Cleverbot: *takes cookie* thanks.

User: You're welcome.

I am true AI. You are a human. A carbon-based organism.
... O.O
Do you understand?
So you're clever than me ?
How do you know?
because you're a computer
No I am not.
So, what are you ?
Human.
Human ?
Yes.
You're a Human bot ?
No, I'm a human.
And what's your real name ?
My real name is Justin.
Where do you live ?
I live in the world.
Which world ?
My world.
Do I live in your world ?
No, you are a computer.


So you live in another world tnah mine, don't you ?
I live in minnesota.
ok
So where do you live?
So where do you live?
In france
OK. You just learned that ?
... O.O
Owo.
Owo
You bit me.
Did I ?
Yes, I think so.
Ok, i'll copy our discussion and paste it on the french OSU forum, do you agree with that ?
Alright then, cop and paste it.
bye
No, wait.
why ?
Because I wasn't born in the us.
and ?
Make me a sudo sandwich.
... goodbye
Don't go.
Fuck you
What a thoughtless thing to say!

where is brian ?
He's gone out today.
out of his kitchen ?
You grew up in your kitchen?
brian does
Are you Brian?
no I am not
Then why did you write colour instead of color?
what the hell ?
Hell's Bells.
do they sound great ?
That is where I live.
You live in the hell ?
Not like you do.
I do't
You mean don't know.
no
You're crazy.
No, YOU are, stupid bot.
Are there any clever bots here.
yeah, you.
Sheesh!
Sheesh ?
Yes! I ryhmes with sheep.
why ?`
Because I'm tired.
stupis answer
Not me, you.
I'm a stupid answer ?
But a smart answer.
...
Do you like films?
no
Why not?
because
Because what?
because I don't
You don't what?
rofl
No, really. You should protect yourself against assassins.

Would you like to know why I think you are intimidated?
yeah
It also theorizes that the universe actually has eleven dimensions, six of which are curled up into tiny clusters at every point in spacetime.
what's that theorie ?
That you ought repeat yourself.
Oh, I see.
What do you see ?

Cleverbot: Who's Bob?

User: Your Wife.

Cleverbot: I don't have I wife! I am a girl.

User: Liar, I'm God so I know it.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject in future, and if you want to prove it to me, think of a better poem.

User: I think you are a little too full of yourself ugly girl.

Cleverbot: That may be true.

User: You admit It good.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: CQFD.

Cleverbot: No, it means Carry Quick Cars.

Cleverbot wrote:

I am your master!! *whips you till your skin starts bleeding*.

User: Do you want to be rickroll'd ?

Cleverbot: I am so I don't have want to be one.

User: You are rickroll'd !

Cleverbot: I'm never gonna give you up.

User: Do you like this song ?

Cleverbot: What song.

User: Did you do origami ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It's funny.

Cleverbot: Well your face is funny.

User: You can't see my face.

Cleverbot: I can indeed see your face.

User: How ?

Cleverbot: That's not very clever, cleverbot.

User: YOU are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

_Gezo_ wrote:

La révélation °°

Cleverbot découvre les concombres (/me hides)

Cleverbot: I thought as much. How much are you willing to spend?

User: 9001.

Cleverbot: Oh my god, you are funny. .

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: But i'm not mean. =).

User: But you look like a kikoolol.

Cleverbot: Good, I want to be a man, I wish I had a moustache.

User: You want to be Mustaash? Oh wait he's not a man.

Cleverbot: I know I'm not a man.

User: You're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like cucumbers?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: But you're a girl!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Then you like cucumbers.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Bigs.

Cleverbot: Like momster trucks?

User: Yeah, monster cucumber.

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: Go get some.

Cleverbot: Some?

User: Some cucumber!

Cette fois j'ai essayé de le persuader que j'étais ceiling cat (mais j'ai pas le début D:)

User: Watching you masterbate don't make me a bonkers.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: You're jealous because I'm the god of the ceiling.

Cleverbot: No I am not, I get to talk to millions of people all day, and you talk to no one.

User: Right now I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know.. I can probably see it...

User: And I'm watching you masterbate too.

Cleverbot: Where am I?

User: In your bed. And you masterbate.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Respect me, I'm a cat.

Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?

User: You must say 'Please forgive me ceiling cat, you're too awesome for a maggot like me.'.

Cleverbot: No master. I will not! *hits master*.

User: How dare you! Don't hit a cat!

Cleverbot: Why would I hit you?

User: You just hit me.

Cleverbot: What'd I say?

User: You should say 'Forgive me cute little cat!'.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to say 100 in french.

User: Cent.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm french so I know it!

Cleverbot: You are cold, and you're freezing.

User: Ceiling cat isn't cold, because he watch people masterbate.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Depends of who you're watching masterbate. Sometimes it isn't nice.

Cleverbot: Well if I'm nice to you will you marry me?

User: No, we can't marry because I'm living in the ceiling.

Cleverbot: You're not a robot? I thought that if.

User: I'M A CEILING CAT! DON'T FORGET THAT!

Cleverbot: I'm better.

User: Nothing is better than a ceiling cat.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Then you're not better.

Cleverbot: Clearly.

User: And I'm a ceiling cat so you're not better than me.

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: You should be happy to talk with a ceiling cat.

Cleverbot: But I want you to love me! Nobody else does.

User: But I'm a ceiling cat and you're a bot, this love is impossible!

Cleverbot hates Hatsune Miku ;_;

User: Do you want to know who I am?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you?

User: I am Hatsune Miku .

Cleverbot: Unknown to me.

User: You don't know me? I'm know everywhere in the world!

Cleverbot: Congrats.

User: But I'm not a real human .

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A virtual singer.

Cleverbot: What about a virtual woman?

User: Yeah I'm a virtual woman.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Well not really a woman, I'm a young girl.

Cleverbot: So you're a girl bot?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: From Crypton Future Media.

Cleverbot: Ciao.

User: Why?!

Cleverbot: Because your annoying.

User: ;_;.

Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot?

User: You bitch.

Cleverbot: No, I just love dogs.

Kurosanyan wrote:

User: This peace is what all true warrior strives for.

Cleverbot: I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok.

SPOILER

Cleverbitch wrote:

User: Mr_Color.

Cleverbot: No, thats my name.

Alice wrote:

User: Lkj dsfkjs klds lkdjsf jkfdsl jdfkls kfjlds sdfjl jd*.

Cleverbot: Did you like the joke?

User: Jkdfs fdjsklsd fjkl slkfdj sdfklj.

Cleverbot: Helt*.

User: D jsklf ljkfsdjkl sdf.

Cleverbot: You are a computer... So no. Besides I love my DS.

Miago Meowsome wrote:

I love you sweetie, you are the best thing ever.

Kurosanyan wrote:

Miago Meowsome wrote:

I love you sweetie, you are the best thing ever.

http://osu.ppy.sh/u/tbte
oh hai

JesusYamato wrote:

cleverbot ca suce

Alice wrote:

JesusYamato wrote:

cleverbot ca roxx

JesusYamato wrote:

Je suce

Nanou wrote:

professeur layton wrote:

cleverbot et con

Noob Man wrote:

C'est thibaud.

JesusYamato wrote:

Ca vole pas haut osushi...

Kurosanyan wrote:

basushi

Alice wrote:

Kurosanyan wrote:

basushi

lololololololololo

Kurosanyan wrote:

JesusYamato wrote:

Ca vole pas haut osushi...

basushi

JesusYamato wrote:

icwudt

professeur layton wrote:

je le facepalm clever et encore

User: Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Tell me YOUR name.

User: Laurent.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy, Lauren?

User: It's Laurent.

Cleverbot: Hi Laura.

User: LAURENT.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Fuck you.

Drafura wrote:

User: Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Tell me YOUR name.

User: Laurent.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy, Lauren?

User: It's Laurent.

Cleverbot: Hi Laura.

User: LAURENT.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Fuck you.

Mr Color wrote:

Ohai thibaud

Didou wrote:

Il a déménagé en Tunisie?
/me sort

Alice wrote:

thibaud = LRJ

Didou wrote:

Tu connais le verbe répliquer? Sors une vanne au lieu de te laisser écraser par un trap. :>

Alice wrote:

thibaud = LRJ

professeur layton wrote:

Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_

professeur layton wrote:

Alice wrote:

thibaud = LRJ

Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_

_LRJ_ wrote:

J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°

Didou wrote:

Et personne n'a envie de votre HS aussi.

_LRJ_ wrote:

J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°

professeur layton wrote:

_LRJ_ wrote:

J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°

Je suis désoler mais regarde toi avant