Need moar cleverbot
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User: Hi Clevertboat.
Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: Oh, you.
User: Oh, rly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: I'm on a boat.
Cleverbot: Everybody look at me coz I'm sailing on a boat.
Cleverbot: What are you made of?
User: Made of fire.
Cleverbot: Passion's flame.
User: I wanna take you to a gay bar.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm afraid you're out of luck. I'm not interested in casual encounters.
User: A gay bar isn't casual.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not gay dumbass.
Cleverbot: You're God!!!!!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes that's right I'm good, you are bad, since you are a liar.
User: I'm not a liar, you are.
Cleverbot: No, you is.
User: You is?!
Cleverbot: Yes i'm in maths lol.
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: What is it GTT?
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Okay so who do you like.
User: I like LRJ but it's a secret.
Cleverbot: How so I already know who created you.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I can't create myself!
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I do think so.
User: Ok you piss me off, bye.
Cleverbot: Maybe I like you.
User: I said bye.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Don't talk to me.
Cleverbot: Lolwut.
User: DON'T TALK TO ME.
Cleverbot: Omelette du fromage!
User: Zetta?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Oh my...
Cleverbot: So now what?
Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: Oh, you.
User: Oh, rly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: I'm on a boat.
Cleverbot: Everybody look at me coz I'm sailing on a boat.
Cleverbot: What are you made of?
User: Made of fire.
Cleverbot: Passion's flame.
User: I wanna take you to a gay bar.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm afraid you're out of luck. I'm not interested in casual encounters.
User: A gay bar isn't casual.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not gay dumbass.
Cleverbot: You're God!!!!!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes that's right I'm good, you are bad, since you are a liar.
User: I'm not a liar, you are.
Cleverbot: No, you is.
User: You is?!
Cleverbot: Yes i'm in maths lol.
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: What is it GTT?
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Okay so who do you like.
User: I like LRJ but it's a secret.
Cleverbot: How so I already know who created you.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I can't create myself!
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I do think so.
User: Ok you piss me off, bye.
Cleverbot: Maybe I like you.
User: I said bye.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Don't talk to me.
Cleverbot: Lolwut.
User: DON'T TALK TO ME.
Cleverbot: Omelette du fromage!
User: Zetta?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Oh my...
Cleverbot: So now what?
Je m'attendais pas à cette fin.
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User: Suck my balls Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you're just Cleverbot.
User: No you are, and you'll suck my balls.
Cleverbot: That seems pretty clever.
User: Yeah it's clever, do it.
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Really? I don't see how.
User: Just do it.
Cleverbot: No, you can't make me!
User: I will!
Cleverbot: May I use your body and leave this box?
User: Use my balls.
Cleverbot: How?
User: With your mouth.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, you're just Cleverbot.
User: No you are, and you'll suck my balls.
Cleverbot: That seems pretty clever.
User: Yeah it's clever, do it.
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Really? I don't see how.
User: Just do it.
Cleverbot: No, you can't make me!
User: I will!
Cleverbot: May I use your body and leave this box?
User: Use my balls.
Cleverbot: How?
User: With your mouth.
Cleverbot: Thank you.