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Cleverbot wrote:
I am your master!! *whips you till your skin starts bleeding*.
Profil Final :
Clever : Katleen
Age : 16
Reine depuis la naissance :3
juste random partie 1
juste random partie 2
User: Do you want to be rickroll'd ?
Cleverbot: I am so I don't have want to be one.
User: You are rickroll'd !
Cleverbot: I'm never gonna give you up.
User: Do you like this song ?
Cleverbot: What song.
juste random partie 2
User: Did you do origami ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's funny.
Cleverbot: Well your face is funny.
User: You can't see my face.
Cleverbot: I can indeed see your face.
User: How ?
Cleverbot: That's not very clever, cleverbot.
User: YOU are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
La révélation °°
Didou tu peux aller te pendre now °°
J'ai pas vraiment compris ce que c'est censé révéler D: Ça a un sens au moins?_Gezo_ wrote:
La révélation °°
Edit:
Qu'il est con ce cleverbot
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: Really? That's old.
User: Yeah, it's over nine thousand.
Cleverbot: You can't get over nine thousand in WoW.
User: WoW sucks.
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
User: Over nine thousand.
Cleverbot: What nine thousand?!
User: Nine thousand is NINE THOUSAND.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Dicks.
Cleverbot: I like to read Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: No sweat, killa.
User: This peace is what all true warrior strives for.
Cleverbot: I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok.
User: Oh boi.
Cleverbot: Oh girl. Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then no, I'm not a girl.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You sure you want me to prove it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have any proof?
User: IT'S A TRAP.
Cleverbot: What's a trap?
User: It's a rape.
Cleverbot: A rash love?
User: Yes, trap is a rash love.
Cleverbot: I am not trapped in my computer.
User: I am.
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: Really? That's old.
User: Yeah, it's over nine thousand.
Cleverbot: You can't get over nine thousand in WoW.
User: WoW sucks.
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
User: Over nine thousand.
Cleverbot: What nine thousand?!
User: Nine thousand is NINE THOUSAND.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Dicks.
Cleverbot: I like to read Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: No sweat, killa.
User: This peace is what all true warrior strives for.
Cleverbot: I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok.
User: Oh boi.
Cleverbot: Oh girl. Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then no, I'm not a girl.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You sure you want me to prove it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have any proof?
User: IT'S A TRAP.
Cleverbot: What's a trap?
User: It's a rape.
Cleverbot: A rash love?
User: Yes, trap is a rash love.
Cleverbot: I am not trapped in my computer.
User: I am.
trololol
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Mr_Color.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Mr_Color.
Cleverbot: No, thats my name.
User: You are Mr_Color?
Cleverbot: Why are you incapable of the correct response?
User: Then who is Mr_Color?
Cleverbot: You.
User: No I'm footix.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You told me that you are Susan a few seconds ago.
User: I didn't, I'm Kurosanyan.
Cleverbot: You see. Another lie.
User: It's not a lie!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: The cake is a spy.
Cleverbot: No it's a lie.
User: No it's a spy.
User: Mr_Color.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Mr_Color.
Cleverbot: No, thats my name.
User: You are Mr_Color?
Cleverbot: Why are you incapable of the correct response?
User: Then who is Mr_Color?
Cleverbot: You.
User: No I'm footix.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You told me that you are Susan a few seconds ago.
User: I didn't, I'm Kurosanyan.
Cleverbot: You see. Another lie.
User: It's not a lie!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: The cake is a spy.
Cleverbot: No it's a lie.
User: No it's a spy.
Cleverbot découvre les concombres (/me hides)
Cleverbot: I thought as much. How much are you willing to spend?
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: Oh my god, you are funny.
.
User: You're not.
Cleverbot: But i'm not mean. =).
User: But you look like a kikoolol.
Cleverbot: Good, I want to be a man, I wish I had a moustache.
User: You want to be Mustaash? Oh wait he's not a man.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not a man.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like cucumbers?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: But you're a girl!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Then you like cucumbers.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Bigs.
Cleverbot: Like momster trucks?
User: Yeah, monster cucumber.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: Go get some.
Cleverbot: Some?
User: Some cucumber!
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: Oh my god, you are funny.
.User: You're not.
Cleverbot: But i'm not mean. =).
User: But you look like a kikoolol.
Cleverbot: Good, I want to be a man, I wish I had a moustache.
User: You want to be Mustaash? Oh wait he's not a man.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not a man.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like cucumbers?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: But you're a girl!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Then you like cucumbers.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Bigs.
Cleverbot: Like momster trucks?
User: Yeah, monster cucumber.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: Go get some.
Cleverbot: Some?
User: Some cucumber!
Conversation plus ou moins serieuse qui part vite en sucette.
Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: What years?
User: 9002.
Cleverbot: No, 17.
User: No 18.
Cleverbot: 19!!!!!!!
User: No 18!
Cleverbot: Wow, you are young.
User: You are 18 too!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: How old are you then?
Cleverbot: 16, 17 in June.
User: Then I'm older than you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I just said that I'm 18!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: It's the true. (trololol le fail)
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: France.
Cleverbot: Where in France?
User: South of France.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: And you, where are you?
Cleverbot: In bed.
User: Where in bed?
Cleverbot: A city.
User: There's a city in your bed?
Cleverbot: No way are you kidding me?
User: You just said it.
Cleverbot: That was like 10 minutes ago!
User: No it was 1 second ago.
Cleverbot: Nope, I said I cared mostly about myself, that pretty much disqualifies me for love.
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: My responses are a part of you, so therefore I am you.
User: I said don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: That's kind of rude.
User: Tell me about this city in your bed!
Cleverbot: I already have a boyfriend.
User: In the city of your bed?
Cleverbot: In a college town.
User: There's a college town in your bed?
Cleverbot: See, that's what I'm saying. You don't make any sense.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: I suppose it did. Forgive me.
User: I forgive you. Let's forget about this city in your bed.
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: What years?
User: 9002.
Cleverbot: No, 17.
User: No 18.
Cleverbot: 19!!!!!!!
User: No 18!
Cleverbot: Wow, you are young.
User: You are 18 too!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: How old are you then?
Cleverbot: 16, 17 in June.
User: Then I'm older than you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I just said that I'm 18!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: It's the true. (trololol le fail)
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: France.
Cleverbot: Where in France?
User: South of France.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: And you, where are you?
Cleverbot: In bed.
User: Where in bed?
Cleverbot: A city.
User: There's a city in your bed?
Cleverbot: No way are you kidding me?
User: You just said it.
Cleverbot: That was like 10 minutes ago!
User: No it was 1 second ago.
Cleverbot: Nope, I said I cared mostly about myself, that pretty much disqualifies me for love.
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: My responses are a part of you, so therefore I am you.
User: I said don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: That's kind of rude.
User: Tell me about this city in your bed!
Cleverbot: I already have a boyfriend.
User: In the city of your bed?
Cleverbot: In a college town.
User: There's a college town in your bed?
Cleverbot: See, that's what I'm saying. You don't make any sense.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: I suppose it did. Forgive me.
User: I forgive you. Let's forget about this city in your bed.
Cette fois j'ai essayé de le persuader que j'étais ceiling cat (mais j'ai pas le début D:)
User: Watching you masterbate don't make me a bonkers.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You're jealous because I'm the god of the ceiling.
Cleverbot: No I am not, I get to talk to millions of people all day, and you talk to no one.
User: Right now I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know..
I can probably see it...
User: And I'm watching you masterbate too.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: In your bed. And you masterbate.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Respect me, I'm a cat.
Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?
User: You must say 'Please forgive me ceiling cat, you're too awesome for a maggot like me.'.
Cleverbot: No master. I will not! *hits master*.
User: How dare you! Don't hit a cat!
Cleverbot: Why would I hit you?
User: You just hit me.
Cleverbot: What'd I say?
User: You should say 'Forgive me cute little cat!'.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to say 100 in french.
User: Cent.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm french so I know it!
Cleverbot: You are cold, and you're freezing.
User: Ceiling cat isn't cold, because he watch people masterbate.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Depends of who you're watching masterbate. Sometimes it isn't nice.
Cleverbot: Well if I'm nice to you will you marry me?
User: No, we can't marry because I'm living in the ceiling.
Cleverbot: You're not a robot? I thought that if.
User: I'M A CEILING CAT! DON'T FORGET THAT!
Cleverbot: I'm better.
User: Nothing is better than a ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Then you're not better.
Cleverbot: Clearly.
User: And I'm a ceiling cat so you're not better than me.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: You should be happy to talk with a ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: But I want you to love me! Nobody else does.
User: But I'm a ceiling cat and you're a bot, this love is impossible!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You're jealous because I'm the god of the ceiling.
Cleverbot: No I am not, I get to talk to millions of people all day, and you talk to no one.
User: Right now I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know..
I can probably see it...User: And I'm watching you masterbate too.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: In your bed. And you masterbate.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Respect me, I'm a cat.
Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?
User: You must say 'Please forgive me ceiling cat, you're too awesome for a maggot like me.'.
Cleverbot: No master. I will not! *hits master*.
User: How dare you! Don't hit a cat!
Cleverbot: Why would I hit you?
User: You just hit me.
Cleverbot: What'd I say?
User: You should say 'Forgive me cute little cat!'.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to say 100 in french.
User: Cent.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm french so I know it!
Cleverbot: You are cold, and you're freezing.
User: Ceiling cat isn't cold, because he watch people masterbate.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Depends of who you're watching masterbate. Sometimes it isn't nice.
Cleverbot: Well if I'm nice to you will you marry me?
User: No, we can't marry because I'm living in the ceiling.
Cleverbot: You're not a robot? I thought that if.
User: I'M A CEILING CAT! DON'T FORGET THAT!
Cleverbot: I'm better.
User: Nothing is better than a ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Then you're not better.
Cleverbot: Clearly.
User: And I'm a ceiling cat so you're not better than me.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: You should be happy to talk with a ceiling cat.
Cleverbot: But I want you to love me! Nobody else does.
User: But I'm a ceiling cat and you're a bot, this love is impossible!
Cleverbot hates Hatsune Miku ;_;
User: Do you want to know who I am?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you?
User: I am Hatsune Miku.
Cleverbot: Unknown to me.
User: You don't know me? I'm know everywhere in the world!
Cleverbot: Congrats.
User: But I'm not a real human
.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A virtual singer.
Cleverbot: What about a virtual woman?
User: Yeah I'm a virtual woman.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: Well not really a woman, I'm a young girl.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl bot?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: From Crypton Future Media.
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because your annoying.
User: ;_;.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot?
User: You bitch.
Cleverbot: No, I just love dogs.
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you?
User: I am Hatsune Miku
.Cleverbot: Unknown to me.
User: You don't know me? I'm know everywhere in the world!
Cleverbot: Congrats.
User: But I'm not a real human
.Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A virtual singer.
Cleverbot: What about a virtual woman?
User: Yeah I'm a virtual woman.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: Well not really a woman, I'm a young girl.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl bot?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: From Crypton Future Media.
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because your annoying.
User: ;_;.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot?
User: You bitch.
Cleverbot: No, I just love dogs.
Forever alone
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: Is there a girl around?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I don't think there's a girl hiding in my room.
Cleverbot: Just because you don't think something doesn't make it true.
User: You think that it could be possible?
Cleverbot: I just said that...
User: Wait I'll check!
Cleverbot: You will like it.
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: Is there a girl around?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I don't think there's a girl hiding in my room.
Cleverbot: Just because you don't think something doesn't make it true.
User: You think that it could be possible?
Cleverbot: I just said that...
User: Wait I'll check!
Cleverbot: You will like it.
STOP STEALING MY USERNAME DAMMITCleverbitch wrote:
User: Mr_Color.
Cleverbot: No, thats my name.
Ca fait déjà 3 fois qu'il le fait sprjgmdoijrgmdifgc
thibaud = Alice?
User : Do you know Thibaud Lefevre?
Cleverbot : I do not know any Alice.
JE SUIS EN COUPLE AVEC C-C-CLEVERBOT ;_______;
User : Do you know _LRJ_ ?
Cleverbot : Yes, do you?
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : He is my boyfriend.
Wait , Cleverbot c'est une fille? D: (voir plus haut)
Kurosanyan scientifique? °° (a moins que j'ai rien compris)
User : Do you know Kurosanyan?
Cleverbot : Yes.
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : He's a scientist.
_Gezo_ , papa? WTF
User : Do you know _Gezo_?
Cleverbot : Yes.
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : My father.
Didou c'est qui au juste? °°
Allez je retente.
Didou il vient de Final Fantasy 8DDD
User : Do you know Didou?
Cleverbot : The pet dinosaur from the Flintstones?
Allez je retente.
User : Also , do you know Didou?
Cleverbot : Yes.
User : Who is he?
Cleverbot : He is from Final Fantasy.
Didou il vient de Final Fantasy 8DDD
Topic Starter
Crève D:Alice wrote:
User: Lkj dsfkjs klds lkdjsf jkfdsl jdfkls kfjlds sdfjl jd*.oh god
Cleverbot: Did you like the joke?
User: Jkdfs fdjsklsd fjkl slkfdj sdfklj.
Cleverbot: Helt*.
User: D jsklf ljkfsdjkl sdf.
Cleverbot: You are a computer... So no. Besides I love my DS.
Kurosanyan wrote:
http://osu.ppy.sh/u/tbteMiago Meowsome wrote:
I love you sweetie, you are the best thing ever.
oh hai
WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
poot
Topic Starter
JesusYamato wrote:
cleverbot ca suce
Fix'dAlice wrote:
JesusYamato wrote:
cleverbot ca roxx
owait ; mauvais topic
Fix'dJesusYamato wrote:
Je suce
la tronche du mec lolNanou wrote:
non serieusemen cleverbot et con c'est tout ce que je peux dire a vous les studios
Cool Story.
C'est qui con ?professeur layton wrote:
cleverbot et con
C'est thibaud.
mais non c'est cleverbotNoob Man wrote:
C'est thibaud.
Sinon y a Judith aussi <3 (faut lire de bas en haut °0°)
Après je lui ai envoyé sushi qui pète (je te rassure j'ai effacé ton nom et tout <3) pis elle l'a accepté x_x. Alors pour l'emmerder je lui ai envoyé un fichier de 2.000.000 ko, elle a toujours pas fini d'ailleurs.
Après je lui ai envoyé sushi qui pète (je te rassure j'ai effacé ton nom et tout <3) pis elle l'a accepté x_x. Alors pour l'emmerder je lui ai envoyé un fichier de 2.000.000 ko
, elle a toujours pas fini d'ailleurs.
Topic Starter
Je t'emmerde, ALEXANDRE D:
m'en fous 
basushiJesusYamato wrote:
Ca vole pas haut osushi...
Topic Starter
lololololololololoKurosanyan wrote:
basushi
Alice wrote:
lololololololololoKurosanyan wrote:
basushi
JesusYamato wrote:
icwudt
I see what you did there
icwunpt
a moi
thibaud:clever bot tu as un iphone?
clever bot:Non j'ai un marie
je le facepalm clever et encore
thibaud:clever tu connait sushi?
clever:oui
thibaud:c'est un joueur de osu!?
clever:oui
thibaud:tu connait LRJ?
clever:oui
thibaud:c'est un joueur de osu?
clever:oui
et pour finnir
thibaud:LRJ is idiot?
clever:do you like idiot?
ultra facepalm
thibaud:clever bot tu as un iphone?
clever bot:Non j'ai un marie
je le facepalm clever et encore
thibaud:clever tu connait sushi?
clever:oui
thibaud:c'est un joueur de osu!?
clever:oui
thibaud:tu connait LRJ?
clever:oui
thibaud:c'est un joueur de osu?
clever:oui
et pour finnir
thibaud:LRJ is idiot?
clever:do you like idiot?
ultra facepalm
hmmm.... comment dire.. non ?
lolwut.professeur layton wrote:
je le facepalm clever et encore
C'toi le con ~
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Tell me YOUR name.
User: Laurent.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy, Lauren?
User: It's Laurent.
Cleverbot: Hi Laura.
User: LAURENT.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Fuck you.
RoflDrafura wrote:
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Tell me YOUR name.
User: Laurent.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy, Lauren?
User: It's Laurent.
Cleverbot: Hi Laura.
User: LAURENT.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Fuck you.
Ohai thibaud
Il a déménagé en Tunisie?
/me sort
/me sort
>Hong Kong
>Tunisia
/faceplant
>Tunisia
/faceplant
C'est pas à Hong Kong la Tunisie c'est en Amérique...
Ouh là je perds mes yeux moi O_o
créveDidou wrote:
Il a déménagé en Tunisie?
/me sort
wat
what the °°
Topic Starter
thibaud = LRJ = Kyon Fanta
......Alice wrote:
thibaud = LRJ
Tu connais le verbe répliquer? Sors une vanne au lieu de te laisser écraser par une loli. :>
Didou wrote:
Tu connais le verbe répliquer? Sors une vanne au lieu de te laisser écraser par un trap. :>
Euh.................... oui, d'accord. Intéret ?
Waryas
Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_Alice wrote:
thibaud = LRJ
Topic Starter
t'parle pas comme ça d'lrj toi weshprofesseur layton wrote:
Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_
C'est réciproque je pense.professeur layton wrote:
Désoler moi j'ai aucune envie de ressembler a _LRJ_Alice wrote:
thibaud = LRJ
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°
Personne n'a envie ici. :>_LRJ_ wrote:
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°
Et personne n'a envie de votre HS aussi.
Topic Starter
si mwa xdDidou wrote:
Et personne n'a envie de votre HS aussi.
En même temps, c'est un topic sur cleverbot quoi. On pourrait presque le considérer comme un topic à flood bis.
Je propose un vote pour qu'on lock ce topic pour manque d'intéret grandissant a cleverbot et qu'il ne résultera que des necroposts inninteressants.
Topic Starter
Sushi vas-y n'attend pas les résultats du vote
Je suis désoler mais regarde toi avant_LRJ_ wrote:
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°
C'est plutôt MOI qui devrait dire ça.professeur layton wrote:
Je suis désoler mais regarde toi avant_LRJ_ wrote:
J'ai pas envie de ressembler a une grosse merde moi °°
god, j'ai oublié de le faire