Throwing chess pieces at you until you die.

Checkmate, bitch.

*chess pieces fall to the ground*

...

huh?

mmkay then.

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rook checks with a4 to a2, your king escapes check, bishop takes e6 pawn, and after your king moves, queen checkmates c1 king from e1.

i'll scratch you with my sharp pencil until you die or commit death

i'll scratch you with my fingernails until you die or commit death.

Achromalia wrote:

Right-Hand Reveal.

ouch

ot: force you to play chess with puzzle and watch cat videos until you die of boredom

I'm going to transport you and an absolutely massive amount of air to a black hole, and put you next to it. There's going to be so much fucking air, that just for a fraction of a second, just an absolute millisecond before all of the air rushes off into space and inexorably towards the black hole, you'll be able to hear the sound of all of those particles vibrating and moving. The sound will reach your ears, and you will be the only human being to have ever heard a black hole. It will be so loud, and so violent, that you will probably die just from hearing the noise.

If not, you will certainly die soon after as you are sucked into the black holes event horizon. Curiously, if I somehow managed to drop you off close enough to it (which I would have to do for you to be able to hear anything); and assuming your body isn't ripped apart by the massive gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, time will cease to exist for you. You will be stuck in that one moment, forever, for the rest of eternity, watching your body - not necessairily from the tidal forces of the black hole - but from the distortion of reality. It won't be painful. You won't feel a thing. You'll simply be stuck there, in time, a spaghetti noodle man. Unfortunately, you also won't be able to see this occuring, because light will not reach your eyes. You also will not be able to process and comprehend it, because no time will occur in which you are able to understand what is happening. For all intents and purposes, you will vanish from reality, stuck in a limbo and purgatory that you will never be able to experience - infinite, concious, and unconcious stillness.

EDIT: FUCK I GOT NINJA'D

make you swallow your fish babies

Journal wrote:

make you swallow your fish babies

seems like that could be very literal. interesting.

but not really fatal. just weird. kinky, perhaps, but eh.

unless that much could be produced to the extent you drown in it or something.

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get chopped down with an axe, like all the other paper-producing trees.

I'd use a very heavy mace to easily break all of the bone.

*cue sans undertale powers of skewering and violently impaling the human on several serrated bones.*

Roll over him with a Panzer IV

just let her doing like this for the rest of her life

I would never kill those fine men getting it on

But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.

I would drown them

Overload cute pictures of newborn animals.

Ashton wrote:

I would never kill those fine men getting it on

But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.

duh

push them off the chair

Use something that can revert the lasers from their eyes.

Revert the curse, so that he will be back to human.

He will die within his sadness, no need to do anything else.

Push them off the Grand Canyon

hack his computer

hit him with that rod

Use a mirror, it's light after all

take away his doggy treats

force him to play on nothing but j8

Let the darkness grow over Light.

Saturation to 0%
Or use a b/w filter.

Do i have to answer?

doot doot

take her to an uninhabited island that's full of poisonous teas.

take that plant out of the soil and let everybody step on it

Headshot.
I lack creativity

cover them in clouds and choke them with clouds

its not even a person

pulls out a mirror and have his own lazer eyes kill him

Herbicides.

thats the cruelest thing...

50 years of self-isolation, simple but deadly

Have a cure for a deadly tea.

Necropost.

stab with that pencil

Saying "You have the whole squad laughing out there".

ninjad

give him chocolate?

Easy:

Pistol

Uninstall Deltarune.

gun

listen Susie

Not deleting anything.

Hunting Rifle

with a big rock.

So, she's still alive?

Not anymore if I don't pay bills.

Shave the beard and the eyebrow.

Adding a signature

knife

Strap them down and play something near them at 200 decibels. the air embolism will kill.

12 in the noon.

Just you and me.

We step three steps further each other.

And I shot first.

cancel her show

Kill ZUN

lock you in a box and fill it with cement than bury you alive

I would say worse but osu! gives me big ban everytime

Delete all Reforms' map.

Change their Zero to One.

throw water on it

Click the circles.

kiss him

Rip off all his skin and fur and make this furry where it again

child neglect.

snap neck

Social seppuku

Polluting more.

Lock you in an airtight seal

1-UP mushroom.

HERE ARE THE STEP'S I WILL TAKE

First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't recommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep & diagonally to slit the femoral arteries; then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. This reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition while providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.

You can destroy the Animal Crossing cartridge as well, it's easier, it takes less time and money.

Anyway.

Just torture him with furries.

Download in his body:

1. Bonzi buddy
2. "Free v-bucks generator"
3. MEMZ
4. Some 18+ pictures
5. The Valorant anti-cheat

Snag the gun

*Bang*

Gun fight, draw faster than him

fire

Hummmmmmmm...

Don't spare ennemies

360 noscope xd

bash them with a hammer until they ooze a strange blue substance

Not sleeping.

cup of water lol

stuff him somewhere

Eat him

headshot

headshot

excessive headpats

throw him into the ocean

bring ralsei the gunner in and shot this ralsei

Meguro wrote:

bring ralsei the gunner in and shot this ralsei

... and shoot the person who call me

with this tank

tactical nuke.