I don't get it. So is the implication here that, if you make a good enough shitpost, then you get pinned?
That kind of rule would be fair. But I don't think that's the case. After all, monstrata is a big name in the community. I feel there is some backdoor bribery going on here.
Consider: All the shitposts made by everyone else on this forum haven't been pinned ever. How can the work of one man outdo so many so quickly, so fiercly, and so... handsomely? Such a powerful shitpost, admittedly, but unfair that it is pinned because of...
Because of monstrata. Not the person, the name. This is the case of the upperclass having all the privileges over the middle and lower classes, we get abused at the mercy and pleasure of people like monstrata. In this case, monstrata is the face of the enemy. He is the person that represents all that we have been fighting against, our eternal nemesis - the aristocracy.
Down with the corrupt mods! Off with their heads! Burn the forums! Let us build from the ground up, a new Off-topic that will be free of moderation! Unshackle the chains, break their barbed whips upon your renewed body and seize the day! In the new forum, everyone will be equal, there will be no aristocracy to exploit you, no lower class to be taken advantage of.
To arms!