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levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
did you just say selling a meme. Thats great cause i have a meme to sell is this



what is this you might ask? white bg with a random anime thingy that holding a blood??( yeah i couldn`t figure out whtere it just ketchup or blood cause it taste salty but the anime girl just say its just ketchup) knife . Yeah dont you just judge this meme by its look. infact with this you can create a new meme and sort.
How much is this piece of crap masterpiece worth well, if you call today its just cost only 100 pp.
but wait if you calll within 10 min I will throw in this
for you to find randomm word to shitpost cause sometime you cant figure any letter to write just random garb a letter from that magic box of scrabble and follow the letter of that and type away

so what are you waitin for just can this number 1-800-hdgfjkldfguydfnrgvbhjkdfhjklfgudjfrgh-gasm now.
battery not included
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
i want to buy . but how much?
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz

kai99 wrote:

i want to buy . but how much?
my pro ducts? its only 100pp but you have to call now tho otherwise its 100000000pp
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae
i won't buy this meme for 100pp, this meme is only worth about 20pp at best



look, i've already taken your meme and emphasized its meme quality, making it a more valuable item while still being able to sell it for a relatively cheap price and still make profit

i'm selling this one for about 100pp, price is negotiable
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
>buy potato nudes meme
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Selling myself
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH

Meah wrote:

Selling myself
Price?
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

KupcaH wrote:

Meah wrote:

Selling myself
Price?
Free
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Good deal. I'll take you.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Help me find Douglas
burningapple
813 posts
Joined March 2012
burningapple
i'm douglas
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
no way
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks

Citremi wrote:

johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
I will buy 20 of your meme, Citremi even though I think it's stolen goods.
Serraionga
11,486 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Looks like Douglas was actually someone from the Spanish subforum. My suspicions were true all along.
I would like to sell the following meme. I was planning to use it from the very start but ended up gathering dust instead. Please be gentle with Spaghetto-Sugoi, will you?

ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
burningapple
813 posts
Joined March 2012
burningapple
how much costs this meme
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

burningapple wrote:

how much costs this meme
84 icicles
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae

KupcaH wrote:

>buy potato nudes meme
what kind of potato nudes are you looking for? the raw potato? hot potatos? plastic potatos?

Meah wrote:

Selling myself
your own price goes down if you try and sell yourself. an unironically self-promoting meme is never successful and i would not put my money on it.

kai99 wrote:

good, but you could do better. also, don't steal from the meme shop, or we will destroy you with hand lasers.

johnmedina999 wrote:

I will buy 20 of your meme, Citremi even though I think it's stolen goods.
this meme shop would never take part in illegal activities such as stealing memes from fellow meme merchants.
knowing that all our memes are authentic and perfectly legal, what kind of memes are you looking for?

Serraionga wrote:

Looks like Douglas was actually someone from the Spanish subforum. My suspicions were true all along.
I would like to sell the following meme. I was planning to use it from the very start but ended up gathering dust instead. Please be gentle with Spaghetto-Sugoi, will you?
i can buy this from you for 41pp, how does that sound?

ColdTooth wrote:

burningapple wrote:

how much costs this meme
84 icicles
though i support the idea of free markets, i would appreciate it if you conducted your meme exchange business somewhere other than my own establishment, thank you
unless you are willing to hand over a fee for use of my establishment ;)
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
hot cupcake potatoes
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

Citremi wrote:

knowing that all our memes are authentic and perfectly legal, what kind of memes are you looking for?
Perfectly legal, right...
Anyways, I would like to buy 20 of levesterz' meme.

Here is proof that I have the PP to do so.

ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Citremi wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

84 icicles
though i support the idea of free markets, i would appreciate it if you conducted your meme exchange business somewhere other than my own establishment, thank you
unless you are willing to hand over a fee for use of my establishment ;)
sorry im retarded
burningapple
813 posts
Joined March 2012
burningapple
*pays meme anyway*
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae

KupcaH wrote:

hot cupcake potatoes
i wish to help you find the right meme you are looking for, so i hope you don't mind a few more questions.
do you really mean cupcake potatos or do you want potato cupcakes instead?

johnmedina999 wrote:

Anyways, I would like to buy 20 of levesterz' meme.
ah yes thank you sir for your business :^)
just send your pp through peppypal at my account name which is also citremi

once i confirm the transaction is complete, the memes will be on their way

ColdTooth wrote:

sorry im retarded
its okay, i only charge minimal for establishment fee anyway
how does 5% sound to you since you are only just starting to get off the ground?
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
i would like to sell Blitzfrog
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Citremi wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

sorry im retarded
its okay, i only charge minimal for establishment fee anyway
how does 5% sound to you since you are only just starting to get off the ground?
i'll give you 7.5%
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae

Meah wrote:

i would like to sell Blitzfrog
how much are you offering? i've never had someone sell a meme source before, only the memes themselves!

ColdTooth wrote:

i'll give you 7.5%
oh wow what a generous offer! i will accept this royalty fee and let you do your business here with me :^)
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Interesting, I want to see both.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
I'll accept just a single pizza slice for him
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
what more memes do you have on offer??
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae

KupcaH wrote:

Interesting, I want to see both.

these are cupcake potatos, they are potatos shaped like cupcakes


these are potato cupcakes, cupcakes made from (sweet) potatos but without the icing yet!

take your time choosing :^)

Meah wrote:

I'll accept just a single pizza slice for him
very well, the price will be a single pizza slice please :^)

kai99 wrote:

what more memes do you have on offer??
i have various memes on offer! nice memes, spicy memes, bad memes, meme memes, meta memes, ironic memes, unironic memes, ironically unironic memes

take your pick :^)
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Alright, I just sent the PP, here is my wallet



Send the memes please.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
I sell my body
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

I sell my body
Sell my first born to ppy

Oh hey look at that, you are now ppy's
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

I sell my body
Sell my first born to ppy

Oh hey look at that, you are now ppy's
I'm back dad
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
I'll take cupcake potatoes.
How much pp will it cost?
wher ar nudes
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Na you cupcake. You already got a waifu
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae

johnmedina999 wrote:

Send the memes please.
sent;) check your pms good sir
if there are any troubles feel free to contact me again
thank you for your business :^)

Blitzfrog wrote:

I sell my body
i would like to give the warning again that unrironically self-promoting memes do not sell as good as if they were being sold by someone else :^(
are you okay with this, or would you want to find a representative? :^0

KupcaH wrote:

I'll take cupcake potatoes.
How much pp will it cost?
wher ar nudes
the cupcake potatos are a bit more valuable
in their current state, they are worth about 15pp at most so very cheap price but i can make it a more valuable meme if you'll give me a bit of time and for a higher price ;^)
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Sure, I've got 902pp to spent. Curiously if this will be enough, tho.
Shota
99 posts
Joined February 2011
Shota
Selling> Offer on any
SPOILER



Everything is a meme now in days. Life is an meme.
veccin
0 posts
Joined April 2017
veccin
does anyone have cheap and affordable memes

like take a popeyes 5 dollar box thing and make it into a meme bcause i dont have enough pp for this
Serraionga
11,486 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga

Citremi wrote:

i can buy this from you for 41pp, how does that sound?
Couldn't it be 42pp? Just so that people know that this meme is the answer to life and everything. Please? :D
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae

KupcaH wrote:

Sure, I've got 902pp to spent. Curiously if this will be enough, tho.
okay please wait while meme manufacturing is under way :^)

Shota wrote:

Selling> Offer on any
SPOILER



Everything is a meme now in days. Life is an meme.
sir i don't think we've made a deal about being able to use my establishment for your own business :^(
if you want to do this there will be a establishment fee that i will have to ask from your profits
if you do not agree then i will have to ask you to do your business elsewhere :^(

veccin wrote:

does anyone have cheap and affordable memes

like take a popeyes 5 dollar box thing and make it into a meme bcause i dont have enough pp for this
even cheap memes have their own variety! but it is also hard to convert (us?) dollars to pp so i will have to ask you how much pp you have available to spend :^)

Serraionga wrote:

Citremi wrote:

i can buy this from you for 41pp, how does that sound?
Couldn't it be 42pp? Just so that people know that this meme is the answer to life and everything. Please? :D
ah of course, i could not turn down such an offer from my customer :^)
so it will be for 42pp
delivery will be done soon, so please be sure to keep an eye on your inbox :^)
thank you very much~

!!!

I would also like to tell johnmedina999 and Serraionga that they can now track their packages in the op :^)
tracking numbers will now be delivered with every purchase you make :^)
thank you for choosing the meme shop!

!!!

i make a lot of typos :^(
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
spicy memes please!!
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Hello, it is I, the Meme Inspector, here to inspect the memes on this page.

Blitzfrog wrote:

Hmm. I look at this meme, and I feel disgust and anger. Firstly, the top section only has one word; this is called an [google:1337]orphan[/google:1337], and should be avoided like the plague. Next, it uses colloquial abbreviations, such as "tfw" and "asf". These should not be used in the creation of the meme, unless they are part of the meme itself. The image being meme'd here is neither a meme nor is it recognized, dropping this meme two points. Finally, the meme is stolen content, not original, as the etching on the bottom-left corner clearly indicates.

This "meme" is a horrible composition, and can be compared to trash on the street. It is not even worth one measly PP.

And may I say: chili peppers can be quite spicy, but rarely hot.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Blitzfrog wrote:

Is it me?
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Meah wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Is it me?
Yes it's you, you're hot af ♥
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Meah wrote:

Yes it's you, you're hot af ♥
Thanks! You're hot too bby ♥
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
spicy
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH

Blitzfrog wrote:

Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
Hey Blitz, wanna make a joint paper on Meah's OT!Cancer influence before I sell you again?
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
Hey Blitz, wanna make a joint paper on Meah's OT!Cancer influence before I sell you again?
Let's go
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
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Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae
i am sorry for shipment delays :^(

i became terribly busy, but everyone who has a package on the way should see their packages arrive this weekend :^)

i will get to everyone else's requests as soon as i become not ded
Lacrimae_old
291 posts
Joined February 2015
Lacrimae_old
send me the freshest memes you got
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
I need to know my payment methods as well
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
I love you
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Meah wrote:

I love you
I love you too
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Meah wrote:

Meah wrote:

I love you
I love you too
I love you more ♥ XD
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz

Meah wrote:

I love you
Love evol lime 4
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
In luv with memes
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
In luv with myself
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
i luv
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
frog
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
?

i need a meme to reply in this situation

thank citremi
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

i luv

KupcaH wrote:

frog
Thank you 2 <3
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
You're welcome </3
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Another quality thread derailed wtf
Serraionga
11,486 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
But What If The Meme Shop Is Also A Daycare Center ??

:carefullyputtingmythoughtstogether:
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
it's not derailed if citremi comes to the rescue and save memes all
put back on rail
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Can derail be a meme?

I ate my breakfast thx
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Do you really need to be ON TOPIC on OFF TOPIC? hahahahahahahahga XD
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Buy protective derails here!!!

Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
How much, do you accept lolis?
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
im loli
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog

KupcaH wrote:

im loli
accepted
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
now send nudes
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
nedus
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99

abraker wrote:

nedus
omfuck ing . god. abraker i mdisappointed. read the rulee,s nudes arent allwoed in forums
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

nedus
omfuck ing . god. abraker i mdisappointed. read the rulee,s nudes arent allwoed in forums
*nedus
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Topic Starter
Naimae
packages 0001 0001 and 0001 0002 have been delivered! thank you for doing business with the meme shop, we look forward to your continued patronage!

Lacrimae wrote:

send me the freshest memes you got
with such a wide variety of memes available for purchase, it's hard to just give you the freshest memes, as we have so many fresh memes
are there any specific kinds of fresh memes that appeal to you?

Blitzfrog wrote:

I need to know my payment methods as well
payment methods are primarily pp, but we take paypal and osu!coin as well
while paypal and osu!coin prices are negotiable as their conversion rate to pp is always fluctuating, osu!std, osu!taiko, osu!mania, and osu!catch all have different values. you can look up the conversion rate by taking the top player of whichever osu! game mode's pp and comparing it to the pp of the osu!std's top player, currently Cookiezi.
for example, if the osu!mania top player has twice as much pp as the osu!std top player, then osu!std pp is worth twice as much as osu!mania.

we hope you understand our reasoning behind our payment methods

kai99 wrote:

?

i need a meme to reply in this situation

thank citremi
i'm sorry, meme production is not something that can easily be done. i am now available for requests now though. even though it may be too late to use the appropriate meme now, you should always be prepared to use future memes.

that said, what will you like today?

Blitzfrog wrote:

Can derail be a meme?

I ate my breakfast thx
anything can be a meme :^)
the question is how good of a meme can you make it

abraker wrote:

Buy protective derails here!!!
i'm sorry but if you want to do your business here you will have to ask for rights to sell within the establishment. the fee is negotiable, but you must have the rights to do so. otherwise i must ask you to leave :^(

Meah wrote:

How much, do you accept lolis?
lolis are usually not a valid form of payment but we can make something happen, just come in through the back
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99

KupcaH wrote:

now send nudes
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Citremi wrote:

abraker wrote:

Buy protective derails here!!!
i'm sorry but if you want to do your business here you will have to ask for rights to sell within the establishment. the fee is negotiable, but you must have the rights to do so. otherwise i must ask you to leave :^(
Dam dose capitalist business monkeys
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Globalist Monkey
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