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Blitzfrog
I sell my body
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

I sell my body
Sell my first born to ppy

Oh hey look at that, you are now ppy's
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

I sell my body
Sell my first born to ppy

Oh hey look at that, you are now ppy's
I'm back dad
KupcaH
I'll take cupcake potatoes.
How much pp will it cost?
wher ar nudes
DJ Enetro
Na you cupcake. You already got a waifu
Topic Starter
Naimae

johnmedina999 wrote:

Send the memes please.
sent;) check your pms good sir
if there are any troubles feel free to contact me again
thank you for your business :^)

Blitzfrog wrote:

I sell my body
i would like to give the warning again that unrironically self-promoting memes do not sell as good as if they were being sold by someone else :^(
are you okay with this, or would you want to find a representative? :^0

KupcaH wrote:

I'll take cupcake potatoes.
How much pp will it cost?
wher ar nudes
the cupcake potatos are a bit more valuable
in their current state, they are worth about 15pp at most so very cheap price but i can make it a more valuable meme if you'll give me a bit of time and for a higher price ;^)
KupcaH
Sure, I've got 902pp to spent. Curiously if this will be enough, tho.
Shota
Selling> Offer on any
Everything is a meme now in days. Life is an meme.
veccin
does anyone have cheap and affordable memes

like take a popeyes 5 dollar box thing and make it into a meme bcause i dont have enough pp for this
Serraionga

Citremi wrote:

i can buy this from you for 41pp, how does that sound?
Couldn't it be 42pp? Just so that people know that this meme is the answer to life and everything. Please? :D
Topic Starter
Naimae

KupcaH wrote:

Sure, I've got 902pp to spent. Curiously if this will be enough, tho.
okay please wait while meme manufacturing is under way :^)

Shota wrote:

Selling> Offer on any
Everything is a meme now in days. Life is an meme.
sir i don't think we've made a deal about being able to use my establishment for your own business :^(
if you want to do this there will be a establishment fee that i will have to ask from your profits
if you do not agree then i will have to ask you to do your business elsewhere :^(

veccin wrote:

does anyone have cheap and affordable memes

like take a popeyes 5 dollar box thing and make it into a meme bcause i dont have enough pp for this
even cheap memes have their own variety! but it is also hard to convert (us?) dollars to pp so i will have to ask you how much pp you have available to spend :^)

Serraionga wrote:

Citremi wrote:

i can buy this from you for 41pp, how does that sound?
Couldn't it be 42pp? Just so that people know that this meme is the answer to life and everything. Please? :D
ah of course, i could not turn down such an offer from my customer :^)
so it will be for 42pp
delivery will be done soon, so please be sure to keep an eye on your inbox :^)
thank you very much~

!!!

I would also like to tell johnmedina999 and Serraionga that they can now track their packages in the op :^)
tracking numbers will now be delivered with every purchase you make :^)
thank you for choosing the meme shop!

!!!

i make a lot of typos :^(
kai99
spicy memes please!!
Blitzfrog
johnmedina999
Hello, it is I, the Meme Inspector, here to inspect the memes on this page.

Blitzfrog wrote:

Hmm. I look at this meme, and I feel disgust and anger. Firstly, the top section only has one word; this is called an [google:1337]orphan[/google:1337], and should be avoided like the plague. Next, it uses colloquial abbreviations, such as "tfw" and "asf". These should not be used in the creation of the meme, unless they are part of the meme itself. The image being meme'd here is neither a meme nor is it recognized, dropping this meme two points. Finally, the meme is stolen content, not original, as the etching on the bottom-left corner clearly indicates.

This "meme" is a horrible composition, and can be compared to trash on the street. It is not even worth one measly PP.

And may I say: chili peppers can be quite spicy, but rarely hot.
Meah

Blitzfrog wrote:

Is it me?
Meah

Meah wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Is it me?
Yes it's you, you're hot af ♥
Meah

Meah wrote:

Yes it's you, you're hot af ♥
Thanks! You're hot too bby ♥
Blitzfrog
Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
kai99
spicy
KupcaH

Blitzfrog wrote:

Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
Hey Blitz, wanna make a joint paper on Meah's OT!Cancer influence before I sell you again?
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Here we see a severe case of OT!Cancer
Hey Blitz, wanna make a joint paper on Meah's OT!Cancer influence before I sell you again?
Let's go
vinnicci
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Topic Starter
Naimae
i am sorry for shipment delays :^(

i became terribly busy, but everyone who has a package on the way should see their packages arrive this weekend :^)

i will get to everyone else's requests as soon as i become not ded
Lacrimae_old
send me the freshest memes you got
Blitzfrog
I need to know my payment methods as well
Meah
I love you
Meah

Meah wrote:

I love you
I love you too
Meah

Meah wrote:

Meah wrote:

I love you
I love you too
I love you more ♥ XD
levesterz

Meah wrote:

I love you
Love evol lime 4
Blitzfrog
In luv with memes
KupcaH
In luv with myself
kai99
i luv
KupcaH
frog
kai99
?

i need a meme to reply in this situation

thank citremi
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

i luv

KupcaH wrote:

frog
Thank you 2 <3
KupcaH
You're welcome </3
johnmedina999
Another quality thread derailed wtf
Serraionga
But What If The Meme Shop Is Also A Daycare Center ??

:carefullyputtingmythoughtstogether:
kai99
it's not derailed if citremi comes to the rescue and save memes all
put back on rail
Blitzfrog
Can derail be a meme?

I ate my breakfast thx
Meah
Do you really need to be ON TOPIC on OFF TOPIC? hahahahahahahahga XD
abraker
Buy protective derails here!!!

Meah
How much, do you accept lolis?
KupcaH
im loli
Blitzfrog

KupcaH wrote:

im loli
accepted
KupcaH
now send nudes
abraker
kai99

abraker wrote:

omfuck ing . god. abraker i mdisappointed. read the rulee,s nudes arent allwoed in forums
abraker

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

omfuck ing . god. abraker i mdisappointed. read the rulee,s nudes arent allwoed in forums
*nedus
Topic Starter
Naimae
packages 0001 0001 and 0001 0002 have been delivered! thank you for doing business with the meme shop, we look forward to your continued patronage!

Lacrimae wrote:

send me the freshest memes you got
with such a wide variety of memes available for purchase, it's hard to just give you the freshest memes, as we have so many fresh memes
are there any specific kinds of fresh memes that appeal to you?

Blitzfrog wrote:

I need to know my payment methods as well
payment methods are primarily pp, but we take paypal and osu!coin as well
while paypal and osu!coin prices are negotiable as their conversion rate to pp is always fluctuating, osu!std, osu!taiko, osu!mania, and osu!catch all have different values. you can look up the conversion rate by taking the top player of whichever osu! game mode's pp and comparing it to the pp of the osu!std's top player, currently Cookiezi.
for example, if the osu!mania top player has twice as much pp as the osu!std top player, then osu!std pp is worth twice as much as osu!mania.

we hope you understand our reasoning behind our payment methods

kai99 wrote:

?

i need a meme to reply in this situation

thank citremi
i'm sorry, meme production is not something that can easily be done. i am now available for requests now though. even though it may be too late to use the appropriate meme now, you should always be prepared to use future memes.

that said, what will you like today?

Blitzfrog wrote:

Can derail be a meme?

I ate my breakfast thx
anything can be a meme :^)
the question is how good of a meme can you make it

abraker wrote:

Buy protective derails here!!!
i'm sorry but if you want to do your business here you will have to ask for rights to sell within the establishment. the fee is negotiable, but you must have the rights to do so. otherwise i must ask you to leave :^(

Meah wrote:

How much, do you accept lolis?
lolis are usually not a valid form of payment but we can make something happen, just come in through the back
kai99

KupcaH wrote:

now send nudes
abraker

Citremi wrote:

abraker wrote:

Buy protective derails here!!!
i'm sorry but if you want to do your business here you will have to ask for rights to sell within the establishment. the fee is negotiable, but you must have the rights to do so. otherwise i must ask you to leave :^(
Dam dose capitalist business monkeys
Blitzfrog
Globalist Monkey
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