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EneT
Why even invite someone like that to your chat room, and how old is he?
Age normally doesn't mean anything but it does here when he could just be smooching off his parent's money.
Sync

SaigonAlice wrote:

Not a lot, considering the target demographic of osu! are White and Asian weebs?
Black weebs are the fucking worst
EneT
Sync, this is why in my eyes you're the best, most talented shit poster ever. You go the extra mile. Replying to a post made a year ago and one posted by that sjw at that. Dedication. You are well and truly, honed at your craft. An inspiration for le up and coming memers of the future.
No sarcasm, this is legit.
Sync
I love the attention
EneT
Are we blessed to get a good sampling of your work today?
Like this for example?

Railey2

lol wrote:

Railey, EneT this one is aimed at you and anyone else whos cares

How do you deal with cancer heads??? the context is a chat room lets say, a few people the topic comes up that 1 person wants his PC upgrading so everyone gives their opinonis on how to upgrade. Cancer head comes in randomly tells us how sick his PC is, everyone ignores him and carries on with suggestions, then cancer head comes back and tells us how he has 2 slots for expansion his pc is future proof no one is a good as him etc. Like already this person has pissed me off, but moving on to a another topic hacking comes up. Someone says hes found a hacker, nothing more, not how much it costs, not who the person is not where he got them from. Cancer head comes flying in with this shit talk 'lol why would anyone buy hacks when you could make them yourself lol lol lol', this guy obviously isnt stupid he knows the answer to that question hes just bragging about being able to code or some shit. At this point i call out the guy tell him that no one cares, no one asked about how good his stuff is, what he can do, we might if he delivered it better but atm just fuck off. from that i get the typical 15 year old weeb replies LOL MAD? XDDDDDDDDDDDD lol hes mad xd so mad xDDDDD

how do you counter those people apart from just leaving lol
People like these always try to give you the impression that verbal smackdowns aren't effective when used against them, but you have to remember that this is not actually true. They use ridicule as their number one method to put themselves above others, giving you the impression that you "lose" when you "get mad". Reminding them that making others mad isn't honourable, and that there are good reasons to get mad at others undermines this strategy very well.
Other than that, you can just go with the textbook strategies, like creating a sense of "us vs. you", repeating core points, turning their arguments against them (it's not me that's immature, it's YOU and THIS proves it), and so on. Proving an understanding of how he operates is the most effective thing there is.
They might still laugh it off and be like "ayy he's mad", but if you manage to get just one person to agree with you in chat, that'll turn the tables.


I'm just writing this up as I go, but maybe something like

"Do you seriously take pride in the fact that people get mad at you for being an arrogant little bitch? Are you stupid? If you had anything that only roughly resembled social skills, you could tell that you're not actually contributing to the conversation, but rather being a nuisance. Can't you tell how people aren't responsive because they can't even be bothered to talk to you anymore? Now you're probably going to give me your silly ridiculing lol xd response again as if that would make you superior, but you don't realize that you're the only one who finds it funny."


Or you could just kick him. Aint nobody got time for that. Btw is it the channel I think it is?
lol
my homie railey this is why i specifically asked for you and no, no one knows this channel its not really osu related.
Hika
Black weeaboos are literally the epitome of this earth. When I started university a few years ago, this fucking weird ass black kid asked me what my ethnicity was because I looked "different" from everyone else. Literally grasping on to my life, scared he was going to destroy my asshole, I proceed to tell him I'm Asian and he assumed I was watching anime. He also continued to brag about his addictions to anime and I'm just like what? I'm just here to get a fucking piece of paper and code for the rest of my life, not show up to class with a leaf ninja head band and start randomly talking about naruto man. Then he gets mad at me at the time cause he asks me out and I reject him. He gets mad af when he finds out I'm talking to an Asian guy and class me racist???? Said I want some of his pocky?

fuk in black weeaboos
Railey2

Hika wrote:

Black weeaboos are literally the epitome of this earth. When I started university a few years ago, this fucking weird ass black kid asked me what my ethnicity was because I looked "different" from everyone else. Literally grasping on to my life, scared he was going to destroy my asshole, I proceed to tell him I'm Asian and he assumed I was watching anime. He also continued to brag about his addictions to anime and I'm just like what? I'm just here to get a fucking piece of paper and code for the rest of my life, not show up to class with a leaf ninja head band and start randomly talking about naruto man. Then he gets mad at me at the time cause he asks me out and I reject him. He gets mad af when he finds out I'm talking to an Asian guy and class me racist???? Said I want some of his pocky?

fuk in black weeaboos
seems like a massive waste of time
Faust
The real question here is whether or not she got the pocky.
Hika
I didn't get the pocky until approximately one year later. Friend zoned the fuck outta me.
Faust
Aha. As for me, career has to come first for now but who can say?
EneT
I'm sorry to tell you this Hika but you're not black anymore. A real black girl would have told him to sit the fuck down and put his dick away before you lay the smack on him.

a real black girl would also love watermelons but you knooooww , someone here doesn't like a certain fruit and it ain't me :roll:
Hika
Don't get married to your career now. That's the scariest thing to me.

Also, does telling him to fuck off count? He used to try and give me flowers but dude he's so creepy omg
Jellyblob
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Hika
omg you remembered I don't like watermelons
Faust
Watermelons are so good though..
EneT
Ofc I do you fuckinnnn SCUM!

I don't think being black was the issue here. He was just a thirsty weeb. It's hard living a life out in the desert, you should have given sympathy and given the pockkk
B1rd
Watermelons are a pretty shit fruit. If you think they're good you're shit too.
Hika
actually being black was the problem. I've never gone black, never will
picky picky_old
u r black tho
Faust
Acceptable.
Railey2

Hika wrote:

actually being black was the problem. I've never gone black, never will
once you go black you never go back
EneT
That's crazy, you're half black but you're not attracted to black guys? Crazy.
Wait... :roll:
Railey2

EneT wrote:

That's crazy, you're half black but you're not attracted to black guys? Crazy.
Wait... :roll:
non disabled people?
Jellyblob
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EneT
No idea what you're talking about Railey.
Railey2
look at all these edits
EneT

EneT wrote:

No idea what you're talking about Railey.
It clearly doesn't say I edited it.
Railey2
it doesn't show the edits when you edit it right after you post
Hika

EneT wrote:

That's crazy, you're half black but you're not attracted to black guys? Crazy.
Wait... :roll:
You've never heard that before? I like black girls though. Some just slay my inner core.
Idk, I've never dated a black girl though. I would like to try that; it's an experience to behold.
lol
+1 for black girls

edit: but only a select few
Rurree
I love watermelon.
EneT
Personally, black girls ain't my cup of tea. They're too 'exotic' for my tastes, ya feel me.
abraker
There is a change.org petition to change the tiebreaker. I am so fucking done.
Zain Sugieres
Tbh as much as I like the map I don't feel like it's a good choice for tiebreaker
Railey2

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Tbh as much as I like the map I don't feel like it's a good choice for tiebreaker
i think it's pretty cool

although any of these would have been better

https://osu.ppy.sh/b/669496
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/433005
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1003565
B1rd
What is the tiebreaker?
Jellyblob
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silmarilen

B1rd wrote:

What is the tiebreaker?
burn this disappointment into the retina of my eyes.

It's a nice map, but it's not what you expect from the tiebreaker of the finals. It's also the same genre as the tiebreaker for the semi finals.
silmarilen

Railey2 wrote:

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Tbh as much as I like the map I don't feel like it's a good choice for tiebreaker
i think it's pretty cool

although any of these would have been better

https://osu.ppy.sh/b/669496
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/433005
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1003565
Genryuu kaiko would have been a decent choice if it wasn't for the fullscreen lol-ur-gonna-miss-here 5s.
virgin code would have been a good choice but for the finals i would rather have seen something like uta or azure arbitrator.
B1rd
I don't think it's a bad choice. Holding a combo on those type of maps is really intense. I'm not a fan of these overrated and overhyped jumps maps.

Not that I really care though, since they forced score V2 into OWC. It's not the same anymore and it's not something I care to watch.
silmarilen
But that's why uta is such a good choice, it's not a generic [insert overinflated star rating jumps here] map like highscore or toumei elegy or [insert overinflated star rating spaced stream here] like road of resistance. It's a pretty well-balanced map.
picky picky_old
that was very interesting and enlightening thx sil
Railey2
uta is a terrible choice, because the outcome of the entire tournament might hinge on who doesn't miss the last stream. This map can never be a tiebreaker. At least you don't die on the last part of Genryuu Kaiko.

Uta is an amazing map, but it's not suited for OWC's, unless you introduce a special rule where everyone has to go NF mod.
Rilene
Kinda have to agree with the Uta for OWC, I remember I got decent 90% HT play until the ending, the 32-note spaced stream.
Zain Sugieres
I think it might be harder on HT to hit those spaced streams than on nomod
Rilene
If you can slow your stream aim then it is easy but if you can't aim slow spaced streams so yeah.
silmarilen

Railey2 wrote:

uta is a terrible choice, because the outcome of the entire tournament might hinge on who doesn't miss the last stream. This map can never be a tiebreaker. At least you don't die on the last part of Genryuu Kaiko.

Uta is an amazing map, but it's not suited for OWC's, unless you introduce a special rule where everyone has to go NF mod.
That's a fair point, but while uta has the chance of failing at the end, genryuu kaiko has a lot of spots where it's just pure luck if you hit. most notably all the fullscreen 5s i mentioned already and the SV increase part near the end. I still stand by my opinion that it's a bad map for a tiebreaker.
Railey2

silmarilen wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

uta is a terrible choice, because the outcome of the entire tournament might hinge on who doesn't miss the last stream. This map can never be a tiebreaker. At least you don't die on the last part of Genryuu Kaiko.

Uta is an amazing map, but it's not suited for OWC's, unless you introduce a special rule where everyone has to go NF mod.
That's a fair point, but while uta has the chance of failing at the end, genryuu kaiko has a lot of spots where it's just pure luck if you hit. most notably all the fullscreen 5s i mentioned already and the SV increase part near the end. I still stand by my opinion that it's a bad map for a tiebreaker.
that's also fair, I think.

I just really want to see https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1003565 being tiebreaker.
It's an amazing map that barely got any attention.
lol

Railey2 wrote:

It's an amazing map that barely got any attention.
and thats why its not the tiebreaker
Tornado
Why arent unranked maps being a tiebreaker map? I haven't seen it before (I dont watch OWC matches anyways :p)
Zain Sugieres
Use your brain sometimes and life will be easier
Tornado
Oh,so thats what the doctor adviced to you.Good for you.

Next time; trying doing the given advice.
lol
tornado i love u
Rilene
When will this escalate to baby generation
Railey2

Rilene wrote:

When will this escalate to baby generation
as soon as tornado is released into the wild
Tornado

lol wrote:

tornado i love u
Have my babies
Rilene

Railey2 wrote:

Rilene wrote:

When will this escalate to baby generation
as soon as tornado is released into the wild
i hope tornado can effortlessly start the baby boom
abraker
outoftheloop
DeletedUser_6709840
wish i could get a job, need extra cash
winber1

RoseusJaeger wrote:

wish i could get a job, need extra cash
mcdonalds
DeletedUser_6709840
even McDonalds isnt hiring right now where im at. it's a shit situation
Hika
shituation
Jellyblob
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Jellyblob
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B1rd
Absolutely disgusting. Parks are the place for going for walks, going outside, playing with children, not for degenerate faggots looking for a root.
Jellyblob
x
Railey2

B1rd wrote:

Absolutely disgusting. Parks are the place for going for walks, going outside, playing with children, not for degenerate faggots looking for a root.
I'd have sex with you in a park
B1rd
If you're a cute grill like your avatar... maybe we could hold hands.
Faust
Pretty gay.
Railey2
h-holding hands?

How can you suggest something so lewd >//////<
B-B1rd you pervert
;_;
Zain Sugieres
>///<
EneT
Friendly reminder to everyone to take a look at your shit AFTER you've flushed in case it gets stuck/clogged in some way and end up making the next person see then clean up after you unlike a certain bitch in my household. No one wants to see your dookie, not even your boyfriend/girlfriend, it destroys not only friendships and relationships, it destroys lives.
Hika
It's okay, my boyfriend doesn't flush sometimes after he does and it's nasty.
EneT
#hardtimesbeingthepersonthathastocleanup
Faust
That's nice. Does he wash his hands after as well ?
B1rd
I really can't stand living with other people.
_handholding

Hika wrote:

It's okay, my boyfriend doesn't flush sometimes after he does and it's nasty.
you live with your boyfriend? or do this happen when you visit him/he visits you?

B1rd wrote:

I really can't stand living with other people.
I can't stand living period
Hika
He does wash his hands which is confusing to me. How do you wash your hands but forget to flush!

And you ninja me. I live with him. Have been living with him for a year and a half now.
Faust
Drakengard C;
EneT
The rage and energy I feel when I wake up, go to the bathroom and see that brown, clumpy thing in the toilet just STUCK THERE along with torn tissues can fuel an entire city.

Faust wrote:

Drakengard C;
Which ones have you played? It's a great series, intentionally made bad, but that's what makes it great.
Faust
Only managed to get the 3rd one. I've only watched gameplay of the previous games. Got me into NieR shortly after.
EneT
They were all trash but Drakengard 3 was the trashiest out of all them. Which one was the lowest scored by critics? I can't remember but I think it was the 1st one that was scored the lowest. When it comes to Yoko Taro games, the lower the score the better the game so out of the 3, 1 was the best. They're intentionally made bad so that's how you should rate them.
Rurree
The worst thing ever is to flush the toilet but your shit ends up leaving residue. Hate cleaning that.
Tornado
It only happens if you shit to the toilet without taking a rest while you are using your willpower
lol
when the topic is shit residue :ok_hand:
Tornado
lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Mahogany
no but I had a physics teacher who spent all class every class on a dog adoption forum
Rurree

Tornado wrote:

lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
_handholding

Rurree wrote:

Tornado wrote:

lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
what did he do? be specific pls
Tornado
Our philosophy teacher was a short guy with a shiny bald head and cute face.He was the #2 Johnny Sins of the school.He was actually good at chatting with the students but he was a Grade A pervert with his dark glasses

Rurree wrote:

Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
What did he do? Did he toke the slut student of the school to the toilet and did some "wohoo"? :P

And happened to the teacher later on?
Rurree
A 3rd year high school student (9th grader for those outside the Philippines) reported him because the teacher was catcalling and proceeded to run his car keys over the student's bare legs. It was volleyball practice during that time (he's a Physical Education coach) so they were wearing shorts, probably piqued his interest.
Tornado
Does he still have his job?
Hika

Tornado wrote:

lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Plenty lol, but they got caught after I graduated.
_handholding

Tornado wrote:

Does he still have his job?

Rurree wrote:

Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
Tornado
Ooops sorry nvm me,I got it wrong :D

Anyways; I also remember that when I was on 10th class; one of the higher class students did a fake facebook account and trolled our stupid english teacher.The guy acted like a girl and he teased the teacher a lot.The teacher was even married.

Yes,a married teacher that was trying to get the underwears of a fake person.
Foxtrot
My brother-in-law's high school had this pervy PE teacher who installed video cameras in the girls' locker room, including the bathrooms.
_handholding
am I the only one that went to a normal school?
Endaris
No, that's probably one of the few things we have in common, Kisses.
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