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Garpo
Wish grants but you aren't able to listen to the piano being played.

I wish for the sky to fall.
BirdyThePhoenix
I am Arima confirmed

Wish granted but you die.

I wish to make more money playing the flute
Garpo
Wish granted but the money is laundered

I wish to be talented
Meah
Granted but it'll last for only 60 seconds.

I wish to be happy.
levesterz
granted but all you will be hearing for the rest of your life is this
i wish i have friend
Fourth
Granted but only one friend
I wish I could play some good RPG
Ayesha Altugle
Granted, but you got a real rpg instead

I wish I have a car.
Garpo
Wish granted but you only get the frame.

I wish for a tail
Horaizon-
Granted but it's a short one

I wish for an osu!tablet, HD+HR skillz, AR9 FC skillz, FC skillz, Fc Big Black and FOUR DIMENSIONS skillz, Cookiezi skillz
Fourth
Granted but skillz of the power is 1 hour per day and tablet pen is very heavy


Gimme want gf

no not really.
Ameth Rianno
Corrupted because i'm male.

Make me slide on rainbows.
vinnicci
Sure but rainbow has rough surface.

I wish i get rich.
-[Cow]-
Granted. You're 1$ richer.

1 month supporter :v
LiLi
Granted but I put Osugy instead of Osugye so you got nothing ~

I wish I could fulfill my dreams~
Horaizon-
Granted but after one day, you died

I wish i could have Cookiezi's skills
LiLi
Granted but then you get Ulnar Claw syndrome

I wish the person I like likes me back
vinnicci
Granted, on facebook


I wish quantum mechanics is fully understood.

I wish quantum computers are built.
Kruzon
Sry to say but microsoft is busy building my castle

If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
-[Cow]-
Granted, but the only the castle floated, not the ground.
Good luck getting in. :v

I wish I has ponies \o/
LiLi
Granted but they turned out to be human flesh eating ponies~

I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
LolMitch5
Granted! But you can teleport anywhere you want before 0.001 seconds.

I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
PlasticMemor
Granted but you get the cancer from the comments as pms

I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
Meah
Granted but poisoned soup.

I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.
vinnicci
Granted, they taste water.

I wish for a creamy chocolate cake.
Natahotra
Granted, but its filled with raisins.

I wish for an airliner as a replacement for a car.
LiLi
Granted but you the eyeliner airliner gives your a massive pink eye.

I wish I could go to the lake with my crush today ~
Kruzon
granted but the lake has dried up

i wish to own a private jet
Natahotra
Granted, but the private jet's engine number 1 will flame out every 5 trips.

I wish for skill in this game.
Zafufu
Granted, but your sudden skills frame you as a cheater.

I wish for a job.
LiLi
Granted but it's a dirty job~

I wish I could travel this summer :')
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but your plane crashes into the alps.

I wish for a waifu.
Kao
Granted, but your waifu is trash.

I wish for worse aim (hehe)
puccithecat
granted, now you can't get aim for good scores

i wish my schoolmates wont make fun of me ;w;
Kao
Granted, but the teachers make fun of you

I wish I had Rem as my Waifu (hope she doesn't mind a girl)
Fhaye
Granted but who?

I wish for osu! skills
45Traeath
If that can give you a tiny hint of "who"...
You could make it so none of them can move from their respective world.
In other words, they can never see eachother, while Rem is fully aware of the granted wish.

But that's not the kind of thing I would do, so I intentionally skipped.

Granted, but it will waste 4 years of your life.

I wish for tranquility peace in my mind and soul.
Kao
Granted, but your "peace" is actually schizophrenia

I wish for more manga on my bookcase
Runiel
Granted, but it's all Hentai Manga

I wish for a 900 pp play
Kao
Granted, but it was determined as cheating and you were banned
(OT: H Manga isn't a ruined wish for me)

I wish for every anime existing on my hard drive
vinnicci
Granted, all in 144p quality

I wish for a strawberry milk.
45Traeath
Granted, but it's human milk. (What in whatever did I just do...)

I wish for my Steam (short) wishlist to be cleaned for Christmas.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but after you cleaned that, a whole bunch of stuff added in your wish list.

I wish I could FC blue zenith with HRHD.
-Kyu
Granted,but easy difficulty


I wish to play overwatch
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but with an extremely low skill that you can't even kill an easy bot. I wish I could sleep properly.
Runiel
Granted, but everytime you wake up, Danny Devito suddenly appears and stares at you deeply in the eyes and then jumps through your window.

I wish i could get a beast PC and Beast Internet
45Traeath

RunielVermell wrote:

get a beast PC and Beast Internet
Granted but you'll run for your life from that moment. {Bad joke, 0/100, thank you.}

I wish I could move to my next life right now.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you have to live the same way your life is before

I want to corrupt a wish. :lol:
Kao
Granted, but you actually made his wish better

I wish chatazfung99 followed rules properly
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted. But now he won't post on the thread anymore so it's kinda useless anyways

I wish to have a kawaii neko as my waifu
Kao
Granted, but it's a male cat that's perverted

I wish I could fly
MagatsuLana
Granted, but your waifu won't love you back

I wish to have the power to make anything I write come to life
Kao
Granted, but another person dies, to take place of that person
(Dark)

I wish I could fly
Isshiki Kaname
But you fly like Kurashina Masuka, so you crash too often, getting your bones broken.

I wish for a recursive manga
MagatsuLana
Granted, but you would be the only fangirl/boy for that manga

I wish I could make money appear when I need it
Kao
Granted, but they're not worth anything.

I wish I could control fire
MagatsuLana
Granted but you have no way of controlling your fire

I wish I could teleport
Kao
Granted, but your clothes don't teleport (To LOVE-Ru style, Lala not included)

I wish I could control things with my mind
MagatsuLana
Granted but you get a really bad headache each time you use your power.

I wish I could shift into any animal I want
45Traeath
Granted, but you'll feel ill from your lunches as an animal.

I wish for a (greatly) better resistance to colds and other stuffs.
vinnicci
Granted, you are now subject to experiments.

I wish for a cheese.
Kao
Granted, you are now a rat

I wish to meet my soulmate
MagatsuLana
Granted but they will forget you after a week (basically one week friends)

I wish I could kill people with one punch
Kao
Granted, but you punched yourself.

I wish I could bring people back to life
MagatsuLana
Granted but they will need to survive the way a zombie does

I wish I was the king of the world
Kao
Granted, you are now a lion

I wish I had a better phone
45Traeath
Granted, but the brightness is damn too high.

I wish for a doppel' to show up and be friends.
Kao
Granted, but he took your soul and pretended to be you.

I wish for sleep
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will only go to sleep when you are the least tired

I wish I could swim in a pool of peanut butter
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you will forever be stuck in the pool of peanut butter.

I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
Kao
Granted, but Wall-ed is now in January, February, March, April, June, July, August, September, October, November & December.

I wish my cold was gone
MagatsuLana
Granted but now you have the black plague

I wish I could beat this level in my game
Kao
Granted, but it was very easy mode

I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will forget how it ends.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
Kao
Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else (basically dead)

I wish for the most delicious chocolate
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will no longer be able to eat chocolate ever again

I wish I had a pet unicorn
Kao
Granted. It died.

I wish to be less dark.
MagatsuLana
(Mah unicooooooorn ;-;)

Granted, but you will be emotionless

I wish I could sing
Kao
Granted, but your voice kills people who hears it

I wish I had emotions
MagatsuLana
Granted but you only have negative emotions

I wish I had some chicken strips
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but it is poisoned

I wish I could not go to school
vinnicci
Granted, you're a laborer.

I wish for high speed internet.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but with extremely unstable connection.

I wish for mania skills
Runiel
Granted, but it's 1K

I wish for Drawing talents
Kao
Granted, but you can effectively and perfectly draw a stick.

I wish for Re:Zero S2
45Traeath
Granted, but he won't be able to save anyone.

I wish for being the Flash a very quick runner.
Kao
Granted, but your body gets horribly destroyed after you traveled at light speed.

I wish this thread sucked less
vinnicci
Granted, no one will post.

I wish for toblerone.
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will never be able to eat it.

I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
LiLi
Granted but he will always disappear because of work. One day he becomes depressed because of the pressure of his job and commit suicide.

I wan't to rule the world.
MagatsuLana
Granted, but you will be the only inhabitant.

I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
45Traeath
Granted, but you can only do it on a "chibi" scale.

I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but 1 JPY per skill
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
MagatsuLana
Granted, but you'll keep receiving notifications for it.

I wish I had all the books in the world
Kao
Granted. They fell on you. You died for the reason: "Being crushed by Knawledge."

I wish I had more confidence
Tornado
You became "too confident" and ended up being a reckless little girl that picked up a fight with the big guy on your school.Damn he literally graved you to the ground T_T


I want to become good as Jhlee0133
Kao
Granted. But Kao already quit osu!

I wish I swam so fast
Tornado
Granted.You swimmed through the ocean and got eaten by a shark

I want a better inernet!
Kao
Granted. It's so stable that it's kept at 12kbps

I wish to become taller
Tornado
Granted.Your boyfriend broke up with you cuz he loves shorter girls for hugging them like a teddy bear

I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
Kao
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you

I wish I had better ideas in corruption
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