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Corrupt a wish!

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GSG95
Granted but your plane crashes into the alps.

I wish for a waifu.
Kao
Granted, but your waifu is trash.

I wish for worse aim (hehe)
puccithecat
granted, now you can't get aim for good scores

i wish my schoolmates wont make fun of me ;w;
Kao
Granted, but the teachers make fun of you

I wish I had Rem as my Waifu (hope she doesn't mind a girl)
Fhaye
Granted but who?

I wish for osu! skills
45Traeath
If that can give you a tiny hint of "who"...
You could make it so none of them can move from their respective world.
In other words, they can never see eachother, while Rem is fully aware of the granted wish.

But that's not the kind of thing I would do, so I intentionally skipped.

Granted, but it will waste 4 years of your life.

I wish for tranquility peace in my mind and soul.
Kao
Granted, but your "peace" is actually schizophrenia

I wish for more manga on my bookcase
Runiel
Granted, but it's all Hentai Manga

I wish for a 900 pp play
Kao
Granted, but it was determined as cheating and you were banned
(OT: H Manga isn't a ruined wish for me)

I wish for every anime existing on my hard drive
vinnicci
Granted, all in 144p quality

I wish for a strawberry milk.
45Traeath
Granted, but it's human milk. (What in whatever did I just do...)

I wish for my Steam (short) wishlist to be cleaned for Christmas.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but after you cleaned that, a whole bunch of stuff added in your wish list.

I wish I could FC blue zenith with HRHD.
-Kyu
Granted,but easy difficulty


I wish to play overwatch
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but with an extremely low skill that you can't even kill an easy bot. I wish I could sleep properly.
Runiel
Granted, but everytime you wake up, Danny Devito suddenly appears and stares at you deeply in the eyes and then jumps through your window.

I wish i could get a beast PC and Beast Internet
45Traeath

RunielVermell wrote:

get a beast PC and Beast Internet
Granted but you'll run for your life from that moment. {Bad joke, 0/100, thank you.}

I wish I could move to my next life right now.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you have to live the same way your life is before

I want to corrupt a wish. :lol:
Kao
Granted, but you actually made his wish better

I wish chatazfung99 followed rules properly
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted. But now he won't post on the thread anymore so it's kinda useless anyways

I wish to have a kawaii neko as my waifu
Kao
Granted, but it's a male cat that's perverted

I wish I could fly
MagatsuLana
Granted, but your waifu won't love you back

I wish to have the power to make anything I write come to life
Kao
Granted, but another person dies, to take place of that person
(Dark)

I wish I could fly
KatouMegumi
But you fly like Kurashina Masuka, so you crash too often, getting your bones broken.

I wish for a recursive manga
MagatsuLana
Granted, but you would be the only fangirl/boy for that manga

I wish I could make money appear when I need it
Kao
Granted, but they're not worth anything.

I wish I could control fire
MagatsuLana
Granted but you have no way of controlling your fire

I wish I could teleport
Kao
Granted, but your clothes don't teleport (To LOVE-Ru style, Lala not included)

I wish I could control things with my mind
MagatsuLana
Granted but you get a really bad headache each time you use your power.

I wish I could shift into any animal I want
45Traeath
Granted, but you'll feel ill from your lunches as an animal.

I wish for a (greatly) better resistance to colds and other stuffs.
vinnicci
Granted, you are now subject to experiments.

I wish for a cheese.
Kao
Granted, you are now a rat

I wish to meet my soulmate
MagatsuLana
Granted but they will forget you after a week (basically one week friends)

I wish I could kill people with one punch
Kao
Granted, but you punched yourself.

I wish I could bring people back to life
MagatsuLana
Granted but they will need to survive the way a zombie does

I wish I was the king of the world
Kao
Granted, you are now a lion

I wish I had a better phone
45Traeath
Granted, but the brightness is damn too high.

I wish for a doppel' to show up and be friends.
Kao
Granted, but he took your soul and pretended to be you.

I wish for sleep
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will only go to sleep when you are the least tired

I wish I could swim in a pool of peanut butter
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you will forever be stuck in the pool of peanut butter.

I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
Kao
Granted, but Wall-ed is now in January, February, March, April, June, July, August, September, October, November & December.

I wish my cold was gone
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