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Corrupt a wish!

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kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
granted, it is now 100 minutes away from you now! ^.^

i wish i had a real life photo of me with minami takahashi with both of us in cop outfits looking badass
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
inb4 she shoots u

i wish i had big boobs
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
granted but everybody starts looking at you awkwardly

I wish for steam money
IppE
IppE
granted, but it is in BRITISH POUNDS STERLING which reminds you of falklands and you get really depressed and kill yourself

I wish for more hidamari sketch
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Lol jokes on you, the currency autoconverts to the one you use

Granted but thats the only kind of sketch you'll ever get

I wish for a paradox
Zaphkael
289 posts
Joined October 2014
Zaphkael
But if you wish for a paradox, a paradox will be created, but because that paradox is created by a wish it's actually not a paradox, since it's just a wish that creates it, and not something that causes a real paradox, like a cat sandwich (sandwich always falls on the side where the butter is, cat always lands on his legs, what force wins). Because of that the paradox causes a paradox that stabilises it, and just because I can: it kills you in the process.
tl;dr rip trash boat


Edit: rip I killed this thread
Now I wish for a cute dog.
Annadine
490 posts
Joined July 2015
Annadine
Granted. You got a very cute dog. He loved you and you loved him. You two are inseparable for years until he finally died of an old age. You mourned and mourned; you couldn't accept the fact that half of your life is gone. You couldn't overcome your depression and became insane, and ended up jumping from a bridge and your body could not be found forever.

Now help
I wish my supporter tag won't expire tomorrow ;ω;

Edit: wow new page
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Granted, but it expired yesterday

I wish for Brawlhalla
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
granted, but you're noobs at it and bullied.

i wish for a bright future
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
wish granted but that future involves becoming a human lightbulb

I wish for the ability to cope with weight on my shoulders
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Granted but you cant cope with weight on your legs anymore

i wish for a PSVITA
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
granted. but it's broken.

i wish for a private jet
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ
granted but you have no idea how to drive it and don't know anyone who can do it

i wish my sink gives me champagne instead of water
Veloalopus
22 posts
Joined October 2014
Veloalopus
Granted, but the champagne tastes horrible.

I wish for a phone.
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
granted, it is obsolete

i wish for minami takahashi to confess her undying love to me
Yahuri
1,400 posts
Joined July 2014
Yahuri
granted, but she actually lied and used your weakness to steal your computer.
I wish for a pet zombie
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined November 2014
Ameth Rianno
Granted, since you didn't give him human meat, instead he eats you.

I wish for this stressful thing gone away ;w;
Zaphkael
289 posts
Joined October 2014
Zaphkael
Stressful thing? You mean life? Sure, if you want to die.

Let's rip the thread again. I wish for a waifu that doesn't ruin my laifu.
Jerry
Global Moderator
1,153 posts
Joined December 2010
Jerry
Granted. You get married with your waifu and live happily ever after while being oblivious to the fact that she is not real, causing you to be shunned by society and disowned by your family. With no house, job or income, you are forced to live on the streets with nothing but a framed picture of your waifu. You shiver and sobbed at the mercy of the winter wind as you hold the picture close to your chest while lying in a fetal position at the side of the road, trying to get some warmth from your waifu. But in the end, she is just a picture. You die from hypothermia due to the cold.

I wish for more holidays.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. now everyday is holiday! please make sure you got some money to live. otherwise you might also die from hypothermia.

i wish my body is flexible.
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
granted. you are now made of rubber

i wish for a one night stand with minami takahashi
I Give Up
1,648 posts
Joined January 2014
I Give Up
Granted. She has a penis.

I wish to quit osu.
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
fuck you. granted, but everything else in your life will never be OD10 ^.^

i want a one night stand with hikari kimishima/yuko oshima the 9th WHO ISN'T A FUTA
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but she does you instead. You know Japanese girls and their weird fetishes. RIP kirueggy and his anus.

I wish I had a sexii maid to relieve me of my stress and "other stuff" from my body.
Jerry
Global Moderator
1,153 posts
Joined December 2010
Jerry
Granted, but she misunderstood your orders and literally removed everything from your body after cutting you up. You died.

I wish for a better sleep schedule
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
screw you ochin-chin

granted. it looks like the gods of sleep find it better for you to receive none at all

i wish mimorin (umi sonoda's VA) would be my loving girlfriend
Pituophis
859 posts
Joined January 2015
Pituophis
Granted, but she is a futa with a ridiculously massive 4 headed schlong, like an echidna.

I wish I was a more outgoing person.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. you have to die first and reborn. maybe in the next life you will be more outgoing

i wish for a billion dollar
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined November 2014
Ameth Rianno
Granted, but it is money from corruption.

I wish that i can die without any pain.
iiko
155 posts
Joined October 2014
iiko
Granted, but no one remembers you after death, you won't even have a funeral.

I wish that I can never feel pain.
Pituophis
859 posts
Joined January 2015
Pituophis
Granted, but you get stabbed in the back and bleed to death, painlessly.

I wish for world peace ♡o｡(๑◕ฺ‿ฺ◕ฺ๑)｡o♡
Nameless
517 posts
Joined April 2014
Nameless
Granted, but this peace is made by heavy censorship.

I wish the majority of my year group in school weren't such morons.
Pituophis
859 posts
Joined January 2015
Pituophis
Granted, but you become part of the minority that are morons.

I wish for a well paying job that involves something I love.
-Stream-_old
5 posts
Joined September 2015
-Stream-_old
wish granted, but you cannot live in a house.

I wish I can do something productive
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but by productive you literally meant to produce babies. Since you're an ugly weeb you rape some little girl but old enough to get pregnant. You hide her and yourself in a dungeon until she finally gives birth. When she gives birth you come out the dungeon, get caught and arrested for pedophillia, rape, being a general weirdo and then you get raped by big black cocks when you're in prison.

I wish girls would willingly wear a French maid outfit and 'serve' me.
Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi
Granted. They're all very old and can barely even walk.

I wish I could become a professional volleyball player.
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but since playing osu has weakened your fingers you get arthritis from playing volleyball.

I wish I cared less.
Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi

Ochinchi-sama wrote:

Granted but since playing osu has weakened your fingers you get arthritis from playing volleyball.
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Granted, but you end up not caring at all and so, everyone you know becomes neglected and therefore abandoned which leaves you all alone, for eternity and beyond.

I wish I could play in the Olympics in Japan in 2020.
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you go berserk in Japan cos you're a Weeb so you fuck every single person you see and make those small Asian mouths deepthroat your above-average non-asian cock which results in killing all the Japanese. No one to make anime so you kill yourself.

I wish could fly so I could fuck girls in the air while carrying them.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. But an airplane hit you in the air and you die.

i wishfor growth in Indonesian Volleyball so someday we can beat Brazil.
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