wish granted but you age twice as fast
I wish for a sense of morality
I wish for a sense of morality
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granted, but everyone else you know is now corrupt and you must now spend the rest of your life fixing everyone so peace and tranquility will be once again restored
i wish kojima haruna spoke fluent english so i could fly to japan and have a conversation with her
i wish kojima haruna spoke fluent english so i could fly to japan and have a conversation with her
Granted, but your conversations are only about coffee, as she only knows how to say things about coffee.
I wish that my senpai likes me.
I wish that my senpai likes me.
you evil person
granted, but that senpai is not garpo
i want to eat lunch with atsuko maeda
granted, but that senpai is not garpo
i want to eat lunch with atsuko maeda
God dang it.
Granted, but she ends up talking about nonsense and drives you to insanity. Aw no.
I wish for Garpo-senpai to like me.
Granted, but she ends up talking about nonsense and drives you to insanity. Aw no.
I wish for Garpo-senpai to like me.
;'((
Granted, but he likes you AS A FRIEND DUN DUN DUN XDEE MEMED
I want to go on a successful downtown LA bank heist with Chieri Sono and fuck bitches with our money
Granted, but he likes you AS A FRIEND DUN DUN DUN XDEE MEMED
I want to go on a successful downtown LA bank heist with Chieri Sono and fuck bitches with our money
THAT'S STILL GOOD AHAH I DIDN'T SPECIFY IN WHICH WAY~
Okay I'll calm.
Granted, but you end up making all those girls pregnant and they all want you to take care of them, but it's too much too handle and you collapse.
I wish to be noticed.
Okay I'll calm.
Granted, but you end up making all those girls pregnant and they all want you to take care of them, but it's too much too handle and you collapse.
I wish to be noticed.
You're now officially on the FBI's top ten most wanted... Have fun being on the newsionatheotaku wrote:
THAT'S STILL GOOD AHAH I DIDN'T SPECIFY IN WHICH WAY~
Okay I'll calm.
Granted, but you end up making all those girls pregnant and they all want you to take care of them, but it's too much too handle and you collapse.
I wish to be noticed.
I wish I could simultaneously do news reports and be a comedian at the same time.
congratulations, a rapist in your neighborhood that looks strikingly very similar to you gets his APB from U.S. law enforcement broadcast on Canada's news stations and the police in Canada mistake you for him without a doubt causing your career to be over; if only you had stayed longer in the news business for more people to vouch for you, as you've only been successful for two days. whoops
i want the yuko oshima the 9th/hikari kimishima to seductively tease me as i am lying down in my bed
i want the yuko oshima the 9th/hikari kimishima to seductively tease me as i am lying down in my bed
Wish granted but your bed is now a bed of rusty nails
I wish for nerves of steel
I wish for nerves of steel
granted, but you can no longer feel anything from an external source (sounds more horrible than it looks)
i wish minami takahashi would fly over from japan and confess her secret love for me
i wish minami takahashi would fly over from japan and confess her secret love for me
Granted. she fly with me, but we don't know where you are so we have to travel around the world together. by the time we found you, you're already 99 years old. and single.
i wish for an ice cream
i wish for an ice cream
...
stop snatching my wife
granted, but it's butter pecan flavored. MUUAHAUHAHUHAUAHAAUHAH
i wish minami takahashi would fly over from japan in a private airplane without flying pan on it with no problems happening to the flight and with her meeting me at the airport and confessing her secret love to me before my proposal and our honeymoon
stop snatching my wife
granted, but it's butter pecan flavored. MUUAHAUHAHUHAUAHAAUHAH
i wish minami takahashi would fly over from japan in a private airplane without flying pan on it with no problems happening to the flight and with her meeting me at the airport and confessing her secret love to me before my proposal and our honeymoon
Wish granted but she meets an exact clone of you and she confesses her love to said clone... you are left behind
I wish for a true purpose
I wish for a true purpose
damn i hate this fucking forum game so much-
granted, but alas, your purpose is literally "nothing"
i wish for takamina to be my fake girlfriend for a day and go to my school and prove all of the bullies in my grade who made fun of me for not having a girlfriend wrong
granted, but alas, your purpose is literally "nothing"
i wish for takamina to be my fake girlfriend for a day and go to my school and prove all of the bullies in my grade who made fun of me for not having a girlfriend wrong
"corrupt a wish" not "grant that person their wish"
Wish granted but she is open with being your fake girlfriend and tells everyone
I wish for this wish to not get corrupted
Wish granted but she is open with being your fake girlfriend and tells everyone
I wish for this wish to not get corrupted
is there nothing worse than living for nothing? is that just me
also, are you on flying pan's side or
not granted
i wish for a minami takahashi to go on a lovely lunch date with me so i can make everyone making fun of me jealous and in shock
also, are you on flying pan's side or
not granted
i wish for a minami takahashi to go on a lovely lunch date with me so i can make everyone making fun of me jealous and in shock
Wish granted but it quickly turns into a stormy rainy day
I wish for fg to be alive when I'm awake
I wish for fg to be alive when I'm awake
Wish granted, but you can't post or read it.
I wish school wasn't a 50 min bus ride away.
I wish school wasn't a 50 min bus ride away.
granted, it is now 100 minutes away from you now! ^.^
i wish i had a real life photo of me with minami takahashi with both of us in cop outfits looking badass
i wish i had a real life photo of me with minami takahashi with both of us in cop outfits looking badass
inb4 she shoots u
i wish i had big boobs
i wish i had big boobs
granted but everybody starts looking at you awkwardly
I wish for steam money
I wish for steam money
IppE
Lol jokes on you, the currency autoconverts to the one you use
Granted but thats the only kind of sketch you'll ever get
I wish for a paradox
Granted but thats the only kind of sketch you'll ever get
I wish for a paradox
But if you wish for a paradox, a paradox will be created, but because that paradox is created by a wish it's actually not a paradox, since it's just a wish that creates it, and not something that causes a real paradox, like a cat sandwich (sandwich always falls on the side where the butter is, cat always lands on his legs, what force wins). Because of that the paradox causes a paradox that stabilises it, and just because I can: it kills you in the process.
tl;dr rip trash boat
Edit: rip I killed this thread
Now I wish for a cute dog.
tl;dr rip trash boat
Edit: rip I killed this thread
Now I wish for a cute dog.
Granted. You got a very cute dog. He loved you and you loved him. You two are inseparable for years until he finally died of an old age. You mourned and mourned; you couldn't accept the fact that half of your life is gone. You couldn't overcome your depression and became insane, and ended up jumping from a bridge and your body could not be found forever.
Now help
I wish my supporter tag won't expire tomorrow ;ω;
Edit: wow new page
Now help
I wish my supporter tag won't expire tomorrow ;ω;
Edit: wow new page
Granted, but it expired yesterday
I wish for Brawlhalla
I wish for Brawlhalla
granted, but you're noobs at it and bullied.
i wish for a bright future
i wish for a bright future
wish granted but that future involves becoming a human lightbulb
I wish for the ability to cope with weight on my shoulders
I wish for the ability to cope with weight on my shoulders
Granted but you cant cope with weight on your legs anymore
i wish for a PSVITA
i wish for a PSVITA
granted. but it's broken.
i wish for a private jet
i wish for a private jet
granted but you have no idea how to drive it and don't know anyone who can do it
i wish my sink gives me champagne instead of water
i wish my sink gives me champagne instead of water
Granted, but the champagne tastes horrible.
I wish for a phone.
I wish for a phone.
granted, it is obsolete
i wish for minami takahashi to confess her undying love to me
i wish for minami takahashi to confess her undying love to me
granted, but she actually lied and used your weakness to steal your computer.
I wish for a pet zombie
I wish for a pet zombie
Granted, since you didn't give him human meat, instead he eats you.
I wish for this stressful thing gone away ;w;
I wish for this stressful thing gone away ;w;
Stressful thing? You mean life? Sure, if you want to die.
Let's rip the thread again. I wish for a waifu that doesn't ruin my laifu.
Let's rip the thread again. I wish for a waifu that doesn't ruin my laifu.
Granted. You get married with your waifu and live happily ever after while being oblivious to the fact that she is not real, causing you to be shunned by society and disowned by your family. With no house, job or income, you are forced to live on the streets with nothing but a framed picture of your waifu. You shiver and sobbed at the mercy of the winter wind as you hold the picture close to your chest while lying in a fetal position at the side of the road, trying to get some warmth from your waifu. But in the end, she is just a picture. You die from hypothermia due to the cold.
I wish for more holidays.
I wish for more holidays.
Granted. now everyday is holiday! please make sure you got some money to live. otherwise you might also die from hypothermia.
i wish my body is flexible.
i wish my body is flexible.
granted. you are now made of rubber
i wish for a one night stand with minami takahashi
i wish for a one night stand with minami takahashi