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-SayaKai
Wished Granted, but no

I wish I was a singer
YamiHikari
You become one, but no one really appreciates your songs much, sadly. So you aren't very successful.

I wish i could turn into a loli
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GSG95
Granted! But there are creepy. creepy. creepy people.

I wish I was could sleep while being covered in milk.
KatouMegumi
Granted, you now super cute loli for forever. Also, you being fanserviced.

I wish to became my favorite waifu. (It's Utsuho Reiuji.)
ElliottB1
Granted, but then a memer will become a saiko and kill you.

I wish that this thread never existed, and that my version remained active. Burn
The Gambler
Granted, but that thread immediately got wastelanded without any significantly hilarious wishes. Valiant effort, but my condolences.

I wish that most G&R posts weren't made of redundant excuses of slackjobs waiting for their mum to spoonfeed them.
Pituophis
Granted exsept fuck you.

I wish I could be drunk more,eee


Granted but its filled with slackjobs waiting for dad to spoon feed them.

I wish I could avoid the internet when I am drunk.
-SayaKai
Wish Granted, but no one.

I wish It's cold in Philippines. napawisan na ako
AlyNight
Granted but Philippines will go down to the lowest temperature that no one can actually live
I wish summer dosen't exist
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but no summer holiday

I wish all humans would mature at the same rate.
Garpo
Wish granted but they mature so slowly they die before they do.

I wish for fast hands
AlyNight
Granted but it will be uncontrollable that you will rank Ds or even fails in songs
I wish that my accuracy can improve
Renevant
Granted, but you lose speed

I wish candles smelt better
AlyNight
Granted but it is bad for your health
Now i wish for biscuts
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but the biscuits is actually a button to launch out a Atom Bomb which will makes the human into state of chaos which then will create the World war 3 in a Post-Apocalyptic world.
I wish I wasn't so thirsty.
KatouMegumi
Sorry, i granted that to boompoi.

I wish to be any tsundere girl. (Even gorilla from Niskhekhoih.)
[-Saiyori-]
Granted, but you will turn into a gorilla.
I wish I went to the anime world.
AlyNight
Granted but you will never leave anime world
I wish I can have more time to myself
[-Saiyori-]
Granted, but you will have lesser time to live.
I wish I had a poisoned cookie
AlyNight
Granted but you ate it and die
I wish for a cake
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but you're turned into a cake c:

I wish I'm gud at arts
[-Saiyori-]
Granted, but u use nothing but a pencil.
I wish I was immortal
Renevant
Granted, but you burn in the sun

I wish i never had to charge my phone
[-Saiyori-]
Granted, but ur phone will no longer be usable.
I wish I could fly
AlyNight
Granted but your flight powers need a lot more practice
I wish for unlimited wishes
Meah
Granted but you can no longer speak.

I wish for free support tags.
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but game is shut down due to lack donations. You also die because this the only thing you have. Go home you cheapskate.

I wish I had more tolerance towards stupidity.
Garpo
Wish granted but you are now allergic to water.

I wish for a magic carpet.
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but you are now allergic to water.

I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
Garpo
No need for corrupting because you wish yourself into nothing so you are no more.

I wish to be a mime
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you became mine cuz i am readed it wrongly.
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I wish to get an tablet. (I didn't have Android one.)
[-Saiyori-]
Granted but the tablet was fake.
I wish I had a harem :3
-SayaKai
Wish Granted, but really?

I wish I can fc with this annoying HD mod
[-Saiyori-]
Granted, but you will never be able to see again.
I wish for a banana.
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but wut

I wish I have a skill
[-Saiyori-]
Granted, but dats ur only skill.
I wish I had a thug life.
slyblueisblu
Granted, but you look like a ten year old
I wish I had 3DS
KatouMegumi
Sorry, but you've got brick game.

I wish to became Kurumi Tokisaki for forever and i don't care if this would be painful for me.
ElliottB1
No need for corruption, because it will be painful.

I wish that I was a famous game developer.
Meah
Wish granted but you die in an accident.

I wish for free sweets.
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