Corrupt a wish!

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2015-06-09T00:28:01+00:00

Granted

I wish for the guy below me to be a complete noob

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-06-09T00:29:44+00:00

Granted

I wish that I somehow make it into OT without getting flamed.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2015-06-09T01:03:49+00:00

Granted, but...

I wish that I can have a life partner
*cries in the corner*

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-09T04:29:59+00:00

Granted. But your life partner dies earlier than you...
I wish that I am a little more brave

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

miku18_old

61 posts

Joined January 2013

miku18_old 2015-06-09T07:29:10+00:00

Granted, but the ones you love the most will be afraid of you.
Very afraid.

I wish beer tasted like fruit juice.

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-06-09T07:32:30+00:00

granted, but not good for you

I wish no more assignment for now

Spamming katface is good though.

miku18_old

61 posts

Joined January 2013

miku18_old 2015-06-09T07:40:43+00:00

Granted, but you'll be having a pop quiz the day after.

I wish I had an iPad.

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-09T08:17:36+00:00

Granted but you broke it the next day.
I wish there are greater apps on the app store

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

Topic Starter

GSG95 2015-06-09T15:58:48+00:00

Granted but all the kids never look away anymore.

I wish the school grading system was changed.

Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-06-09T16:24:18+00:00

Granted, but you can't get any garde.

I wish to be Co**iezi.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,180 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-06-09T16:31:06+00:00

Granted, but you got banned after a few days of starting osu! due to suspicious ranking.

I wish I had a pack of batteries.

"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-10T01:19:19+00:00

Granted, but all your batteries failed.
I wish that don is real...

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

miku18_old

61 posts

Joined January 2013

miku18_old 2015-06-11T04:19:20+00:00

Granted, but they're already dead.
I wish for a pitcher of iced tea.

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-11T12:31:19+00:00

Granted but that iced tea is too cold for you to drink...
I wish for bedtime

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

Topic Starter

GSG95 2015-06-11T13:11:14+00:00

Granted. But bedtime. Is all the time.

I wish I had a bomb

Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-11T14:34:02+00:00

Granted but it will explode in front of you
I wish for time freeze

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Pituophis

859 posts

Joined January 2015

Pituophis 2015-06-11T19:05:18+00:00

Granted, but you just get a frozen clock.

I wish for 3d animu grills

hey

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-06-12T06:41:26+00:00

Wished Granted, but no

I wish I was a singer

Spamming katface is good though.

YamiHikari

194 posts

Joined August 2013

YamiHikari 2015-06-12T17:58:10+00:00

You become one, but no one really appreciates your songs much, sadly. So you aren't very successful.

I wish i could turn into a loli

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

Topic Starter

GSG95 2015-06-12T18:06:10+00:00

Granted! But there are creepy. creepy. creepy people.

I wish I was could sleep while being covered in milk.

Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-06-12T18:06:48+00:00

Granted, you now super cute loli for forever. Also, you being fanserviced.

I wish to became my favorite waifu. (It's Utsuho Reiuji.)

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

ElliottB1

28 posts

Joined December 2013

ElliottB1 2015-06-13T01:36:29+00:00

Granted, but then a memer will become a saiko and kill you.

I wish that this thread never existed, and that my version remained active. Burn

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-06-13T02:47:54+00:00

Granted, but that thread immediately got wastelanded without any significantly hilarious wishes. Valiant effort, but my condolences.

I wish that most G&R posts weren't made of redundant excuses of slackjobs waiting for their mum to spoonfeed them.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

Pituophis

859 posts

Joined January 2015

Pituophis 2015-06-13T03:39:52+00:00

Granted exsept fuck you.

I wish I could be drunk more,eee

Granted but its filled with slackjobs waiting for dad to spoon feed them.

I wish I could avoid the internet when I am drunk.

hey

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-06-13T10:03:47+00:00

Wish Granted, but no one.

I wish It's cold in Philippines. napawisan na ako

Spamming katface is good though.

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-13T14:24:30+00:00

Granted but Philippines will go down to the lowest temperature that no one can actually live
I wish summer dosen't exist

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Ochinchi-sama

178 posts

Joined April 2015

Ochinchi-sama 2015-06-13T14:54:45+00:00

Wish granted but no summer holiday

I wish all humans would mature at the same rate.

Garpo

174 posts

Joined March 2014

Garpo 2015-06-13T14:57:22+00:00

Wish granted but they mature so slowly they die before they do.

I wish for fast hands

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-13T16:02:49+00:00

Granted but it will be uncontrollable that you will rank Ds or even fails in songs
I wish that my accuracy can improve

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Renevant

894 posts

Joined July 2013

Renevant 2015-06-13T18:23:14+00:00

Granted, but you lose speed

I wish candles smelt better

i like cute things

and sasasasasasasami and twin drills

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-14T02:43:38+00:00

Granted but it is bad for your health
Now i wish for biscuts

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2015-06-14T05:15:46+00:00

Granted, but the biscuits is actually a button to launch out a Atom Bomb which will makes the human into state of chaos which then will create the World war 3 in a Post-Apocalyptic world.
I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-06-16T18:41:42+00:00

Sorry, i granted that to boompoi.

I wish to be any tsundere girl. (Even gorilla from Niskhekhoih.)

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

[-Saiyori-]

10 posts

Joined March 2015

[-Saiyori-] 2015-06-19T00:13:07+00:00

Granted, but you will turn into a gorilla.
I wish I went to the anime world.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-19T01:58:47+00:00

Granted but you will never leave anime world
I wish I can have more time to myself

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

[-Saiyori-]

10 posts

Joined March 2015

[-Saiyori-] 2015-06-19T03:26:28+00:00

Granted, but you will have lesser time to live.
I wish I had a poisoned cookie

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-06-19T08:42:38+00:00

Granted but you ate it and die
I wish for a cake

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-06-19T09:12:50+00:00

Wish granted, but you're turned into a cake c:

I wish I'm gud at arts

Spamming katface is good though.

[-Saiyori-]

10 posts

Joined March 2015

[-Saiyori-] 2015-06-21T04:05:00+00:00

Granted, but u use nothing but a pencil.
I wish I was immortal

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa