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wish granted, but it would bring all the boys to the yard
I wish chaeexFaye can still sail
I wish chaeexFaye can still sail
wish granted, but Faye comes in and steals chaee and it would be the best ship on tumblr
I wish we could have a threesome
I wish we could have a threesome
wish granted, but osu forums would be full of tumblr users
I wish senpai notices me
I wish senpai notices me
wish granted, but when you walk, the computer breaks
I wish I was an osu supporter
I wish I was an osu supporter
wish granted, but you would rise higher than WWW and fans would start a riot
I wish i can be good at taiko
I wish i can be good at taiko
wish granted, but his videos would all be deleted.
I wish I can be better than conor in taiko
I wish I can be better than conor in taiko
wish granted, but you ded
I wish I can be better than connor forever
I wish I can be better than connor forever
wish granted, but you ded
I wish you suck so i can be better at you forever in taiko
I wish you suck so i can be better at you forever in taiko
wish granted, but you ded
I wish that my doge is ded
I wish that my doge is ded
wish granted, but you died
I wish I had more freckles
I wish I had more freckles
wish granted, but you ded the ringing would turn into beeping.
I wish I didn't procrastinate
I wish I didn't procrastinate
wish granted, but your rank today would decline since you stopped playing
I wish conor ded
I wish conor ded
Wish granted but you die with him
I wish Faye gave me his porn collection
I wish Faye gave me his porn collection
Granted but they're all traps!
I wish for an ultra rare deck of cards
I wish for an ultra rare deck of cards
Granted, but someone steals them from you.
I wish the sky was pink
I wish the sky was pink
Wish granted, but you become 8ft tall
I wish I was a cute k-pop star
I wish I was a cute k-pop star
chaee
Wish granted, but she'll leave minute later.
I wish I'm noob.
I wish I'm noob.
Wish granted, but you improve really fast
I wish it would rain chocolate milk.
I wish it would rain chocolate milk.
Wish granted but wish revoked, too bad
I wish I had a 9 string violin so I can sell ti on ebay
I wish I had a 9 string violin so I can sell ti on ebay
Wish granted, but it never makes a sound.
I wish I had an AA duracell battery
I wish I had an AA duracell battery
Granted, water now consists of a lot of sugar too, rendering it unhealthy.
I wish for an interesting book.
I wish for an interesting book.
Granted, here's your coffin... rest in peace 
I wish for a box of m&m's.
I wish for a box of m&m's.
Granted, but you lose all your teeth, so you can never enjoy them.
I wish permanent markers were actually permanent and lasted forever
I wish permanent markers were actually permanent and lasted forever
Granted, but a mischievous Oliviya drew pictures of genitalia on your face.
I wish for a wrist supporter.
I wish for a wrist supporter.
Wish granted, unfortunately, crisps went rancid.
I wish I can have my iPhone 3G back in perfectly new state.
I wish I can have my iPhone 3G back in perfectly new state.
Wish granted, but there's no such thing as iphone back in the year 31415bc
I wish I can have an infinite amount of cereal
I wish I can have an infinite amount of cereal
Granted. They're all flavorless cornflakes.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
Wish granted, but a meteorite(moon) strikes the surface of Earth.
I wish this is year 31415 bc
I wish this is year 31415 bc
Wish granted but you died before you even had a chance to live.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Wish granted. You'll be in love forever. Have fun
I wish the air was colder
I wish the air was colder
Wish granted, but beware of freezing air.
I wish I can play mania like a korean...
I wish I can play mania like a korean...
Wish granted, but your fingers are so fast that everytime you played mania you punch a hole in the keyboard
I wish i can see you~
I wish i can see you~
Wish granted, but only my non real-life identity.
I wish I can fly.
I wish I can fly.
wish granted,but scientists will hunt you down.
I wish I can be boss at mania
I wish I can be boss at mania
Wish granted, but people outside will never acknowledge you as a mania boss
I wish diving by zero is possible.
I wish diving by zero is possible.
Granted, but you dive into a bunch of number twos
I wish it was warmer outside.
I wish it was warmer outside.
any number except zero itself (which result is zero itself again) divided by zero is always infinity
Wish granted, but it is actually global warming.
I wish I can saw a real 4D objects in our 3D universe.
Wish granted, but it is actually global warming.
I wish I can saw a real 4D objects in our 3D universe.
heh, i know, calculus. But you said "diving", not dividing silly
Wish granted, but the objects create a black hole
I wish for my car to be able to drive on its own
Wish granted, but the objects create a black hole
I wish for my car to be able to drive on its own
Wish granted, but it's faulty and ends up malfunctioning and crashing into a wall.
I wish I was the US president.
I wish I was the US president.
fml
Wish granted, but car doesn't have sensor then it'll crash any soon.
I wish macarons were available everywhere and doesn't cost much.
fml again, got ninja'ed
Wish granted, but car doesn't have sensor then it'll crash any soon.
I wish macarons were available everywhere and doesn't cost much.
fml again, got ninja'ed
Granted, but they're ultra bad quality.
I wish anime can dominate the world.
I wish anime can dominate the world.
Wish Grant, but you will be enslaved to it for the rest of eternity.
I wish for an apple
I wish for an apple
Wish granted, but it's full of newton poison
I wish to have exploding farts
I wish to have exploding farts
Wish granted, but you blow yourself up
I wish I could eat pizza all day and not gain weight
I wish I could eat pizza all day and not gain weight
Wish granted, but in exchange you have to use the loo every 2 secs or so
I wish I'm home alone
I wish I'm home alone
wish granted,but a stalker would watch you outside of your house
I wish I was a cow
I wish I was a cow
wish granted, but you'll be squeezed until nothing remains
i wish i'm superman
i wish i'm superman
wish granted, but scientists will hunt you down
I wish I could animate
I wish I could animate
wish granted, but u can animate only stick figures
I wish for immortality
I wish for immortality
wish granted, but all your loved ones will die
I wish you can see my post in the photoshop tennis game
I wish you can see my post in the photoshop tennis game
wish granted, but u suck at photoshops XD (nah jks)
I wish i can add more stuff on photoshop tennis
I wish i can add more stuff on photoshop tennis
Granted, but the thread gets removed.
I wish my drink was colder.
I wish my drink was colder.
Wish granted, but your drink is now frozen from being so cold
I wish for a sweater
I wish for a sweater
Topic Starter
Granted, your sweater rapes you.
I wish I knew why I existed.
I wish I knew why I existed.
Wish Granted, but it is too much information to handle that your head explodes
I wish to be at a beach.
I wish to be at a beach.
Wish granted, but no sea
I wish i can fly
I wish i can fly
Wish granted, but no wind
I wish I can run fast
I wish I can run fast
Wish granted, but you can no longer walk. only run
I wish for it to be forever night
I wish for it to be forever night
Wish granted, but you'll be a vampire thirsting for blood
I wish I'm a vampire
I wish I'm a vampire
Wish granted, but you will never be able to change your avatar again
I wish for Conor to stop being creepy
I wish for Conor to stop being creepy
wish granted, but then you would be the one who is depressed
I wish kanye west
I wish kanye west
Wish granted, bu everyone thinks you're trippin
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins
Wish granted, but it gonna... cost... your life
I wish the're a mmorpg where you can live a whole life as an character, but with a time diffrence. Ex. you feel like you've spend whole life, but only 5 hours has passed IRL. And you can do it over and over and over again
I wish the're a mmorpg where you can live a whole life as an character, but with a time diffrence. Ex. you feel like you've spend whole life, but only 5 hours has passed IRL. And you can do it over and over and over again
wish granted, but I ate the cereal
I wish my senpai would notice me
I wish my senpai would notice me
Wish granted, but you will never get the finisher bonus
I wish I could do patterns well
I wish I could do patterns well
Wish granted but on the ctb leaderboard
I wish i could stream high bpm
I wish i could stream high bpm
Granted, but you will die day after you achive #9 ninja! ...but stream will give you heart attack
I wish that all schools in world - disapear
I wish that all schools in world - disapear
Wish granted, but now everyone is stupid
I wish I was #1 on Taiko
I wish I was #1 on Taiko
Wish granted, but you're #1 country ranking
I wish my posts would never be ninja'd
I wish my posts would never be ninja'd