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GSG95

Joined October 2014

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GSG95 2014-12-29T11:47:27+00:00

Granted. But then your fingers could not handle the almighty Cookiezi's 1337 sk33lz and they fell off when you started streaming.

I wish my friend could rocket-jump like a pro. So he can get to an orgy

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FrzR

2,237 posts

Joined October 2012

FrzR 2014-12-30T11:45:32+00:00

Granted but wrong fuel.

I wish for a cake.

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

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GSG95 2014-12-30T13:39:10+00:00

Granted, but it was a very expensive birthday cake for a young orphan bought by his entire charity for him. How could you? :(

I wish this thread could go a little faster.

I realized... This thread is dying... My friends, if this thread gets locked, there is no way to save it... And this thread will die very soon unless I come up with a way to make it more interesting. And I can't come up with ideas unless it's visual. The end, as we know it, is coming... guis. i cant feel dis anymor.

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YamiHikari

194 posts

Joined August 2013

YamiHikari 2014-12-30T16:08:51+00:00

Granted but then osu is closed down T_T

I wish that the FG peeps have similar timezones so we can multi together C:

AnotherEpicName

203 posts

Joined February 2014

AnotherEpicName 2014-12-30T16:17:15+00:00

granted but everyone plays multi without you

I wish for more time to prepare for these goddamn exams

Nakano Itsuki

1,218 posts

Joined July 2014

Nakano Itsuki 2014-12-31T02:55:55+00:00

Granted, but you then forget everything during the exams.

I wish fg had a chat group

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Cocolites

242 posts

Joined May 2013

Cocolites 2014-12-31T05:59:57+00:00

granted ,but they all left early

I wish for a dog

ERA Puzzle

56 posts

Joined August 2012

ERA Puzzle 2014-12-31T06:01:36+00:00

Granted, but it has a tumor and dies 3 months after you get it and become emotionally attached.
There is something wrong with me I'm sorry.

I wish for my keyboard to be here already.

YamiHikari

194 posts

Joined August 2013

YamiHikari 2014-12-31T06:10:51+00:00

Granted, but the delivery wasn't smooth and some part of it got broken.

I wish for time to slow down.
like srsly school's starting in 3 days omg T-T

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

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GSG95 2014-12-31T08:02:51+00:00

Granted, but time slows down only when you're in class. I'm bummed about school too... But, we gotta do it don't we?

I wish you would do me with a Tommy Gun, baby. Gun Tommy.

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Factorial

691 posts

Joined August 2013

Factorial 2015-01-05T00:36:38+00:00

Granted, but Gun Tommy will ask Yuno to kill you.

I wish to have 2000pp for each mode

When did Andrea and Xgor became a bat?

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,189 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-01-05T01:18:01+00:00

Granted, but you got them without skills and they quickly go down because you could not keep up with the higher pp demand. I think that makes sense?

I wish it snowed where I am

"We've all been asleep for the past 16 years."

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2015-01-05T05:27:02+00:00

granted, but it is a strong blizzard and it kill everyone

i wish i had a friend that would never kill, assault, hurt, make people cry, and draw on peoples faces / would never die / will always be happy and never sad
good luck

Nathan

2,161 posts

Joined August 2014

Nathan 2015-01-05T05:30:16+00:00

Granted, but your friend disappears the next day

I wish Honoka was real

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,189 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-01-05T05:33:27+00:00

Granted. However your life is switched with hers i.e. you're just a character in an anime that she watches irl.

I wish I had a massive supply of philippine candies

"We've all been asleep for the past 16 years."

Ceph23

687 posts

Joined September 2013

Ceph23 2015-01-07T16:40:16+00:00

Granted. but the shipping was done by some corrupt private sector assholes and it took forever to reach your country.
By the time it got there the candies were all expired.
<3

I wish for pure bliss

Steamerino | I'm trying to map again

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

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GSG95 2015-01-12T14:09:16+00:00

Granted, but you were too happy so you were suffocated by boobs. Because boobs are happiness.

I wish for Peppy's hard drives.

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Factorial

691 posts

Joined August 2013

Factorial 2015-01-13T03:43:38+00:00

Granted, but it's very old - from 2007

I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...

Nakano Itsuki

1,218 posts

Joined July 2014

Nakano Itsuki 2015-01-13T08:14:58+00:00

Granted, but then he ignores you again.

I wish for better singletapping ability...

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YamiHikari

194 posts

Joined August 2013

YamiHikari 2015-01-13T09:12:43+00:00

You are better but it unfortunately doesn't help much.

I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.

gregest

808 posts

Joined February 2014

gregest 2015-01-14T20:28:31+00:00

granted,but you can't talk with me

I wish Reimu would return

hi

Nakano Itsuki

1,218 posts

Joined July 2014

Nakano Itsuki 2015-01-14T22:59:57+00:00

Granted, but then he leaves again.

I wish for a pc instead of macbook

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GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

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GSG95 2015-01-15T00:57:50+00:00

Granted, but Osu! no longer supports Mac OS. And your trousers are on fire. lol.

I wish for a better brain.

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Wuxo

213 posts

Joined July 2014

Wuxo 2015-01-15T01:02:25+00:00

Granted, but you're not Nikola Tesla.

I want new pc, my actual one is 7 years old

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

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GSG95 2015-01-15T01:13:10+00:00

Granted, but your new PC turned into a giant super fucking epic Godzilla robot and is now out to wreck havoc. And your old PC turned into a giant freakin' robot soldier with a robot sized G36C. And then he went out to fight back against your new PC. And then us FG fags suddenly turn into epic looking heroes and fight aliens. Me with some guns and everyone else with their weapons and outfit of choice.

I wish I could do parkour.

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a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,189 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-01-15T17:26:42+00:00

Granted, but parkour became illegal by the time you had mastered the art.

I wish time slowed down

"We've all been asleep for the past 16 years."

Nakano Itsuki

1,218 posts

Joined July 2014

Nakano Itsuki 2015-01-15T23:11:37+00:00

Granted, but you slow down as well.

I wish for no exams.

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a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,189 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-01-16T00:25:32+00:00

Granted, but competition for applying to institutes increased and got harder due to a lower entry requirement.

I wish for a hoodie to keep me warm through the night

"We've all been asleep for the past 16 years."

Factorial

691 posts

Joined August 2013

Factorial 2015-01-28T00:49:54+00:00

Ok, but the night's temp. is 35 degrees C.

I wish for a train.

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-02-27T02:38:40+00:00

Granted, but you are standing in the railway. You know what's next

I wish for people commenting in my alley's thread

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