Granted, but it's very old - from 2007
I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...
I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...
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Granted, but then he ignores you again.
I wish for better singletapping ability...
I wish for better singletapping ability...
You are better but it unfortunately doesn't help much.
I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.
I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.
granted,but you can't talk with me
I wish Reimu would return
I wish Reimu would return
Granted, but then he leaves again.
I wish for a pc instead of macbook
I wish for a pc instead of macbook
Topic Starter
Granted, but Osu! no longer supports Mac OS. And your trousers are on fire. lol.
I wish for a better brain.
I wish for a better brain.
Granted, but you're not Nikola Tesla.
I want new pc, my actual one is 7 years old
I want new pc, my actual one is 7 years old
Topic Starter
Granted, but your new PC turned into a giant super fucking epic Godzilla robot and is now out to wreck havoc. And your old PC turned into a giant freakin' robot soldier with a robot sized G36C. And then he went out to fight back against your new PC. And then us FG fags suddenly turn into epic looking heroes and fight aliens. Me with some guns and everyone else with their weapons and outfit of choice.
I wish I could do parkour.
I wish I could do parkour.
Granted, but parkour became illegal by the time you had mastered the art.
I wish time slowed down
I wish time slowed down
Granted, but you slow down as well.
I wish for no exams.
I wish for no exams.
Granted, but competition for applying to institutes increased and got harder due to a lower entry requirement.
I wish for a hoodie to keep me warm through the night
I wish for a hoodie to keep me warm through the night
Ok, but the night's temp. is 35 degrees C.
I wish for a train.
I wish for a train.
Granted, but you are standing in the railway. You know what's next
I wish for people commenting in my alley's thread
I wish for people commenting in my alley's thread
but sadly they won't because no ppl in your alley's thread
i wish i have you
i wish i have you
Granted, but you lose me in a month.
I wish I could fc anything in oss.
I wish I could fc anything in oss.
Granted, but you get 50% accuracy and 5pp on everything
I wish I was king of the world
I wish I was king of the world
Topic Starter
Granted. But in order to do it, you had to kill everyone on earth.
I wish for a cat-girl!
BTW: Thanks for rev.
I wish for a cat-girl!
BTW: Thanks for rev.
Granted, but she claws at you and you die.
I wish for magic skillz ~.
I wish for magic skillz ~.
Granted, but you have 0 mana
I wish for 3 french hens And two turtle doves
I wish for 3 french hens And two turtle doves
sorry we don't have them
I wish i'm DRRR
I wish i'm DRRR
Granted, but your waifu won't exist anymore.
I wish to be Ene~
I wish to be Ene~
sorry Ene won't exist anymore
i wish Mephisto here :<
i wish Mephisto here :<
granted but then you have RSI...
I wish for freedom c:
I wish for freedom c:
granted but you live alone and no freedom with you
I wish dr. RR check my sanic
I wish dr. RR check my sanic
Wish granted but the doctor was a fake.
I wish something happens bad
I wish something happens bad
wish granted, but it would last for the rest for your life
I wish my feet were hands
I wish my feet were hands
wish granted, but it is spooky and it would haunt you
I wish to have a matroshka cosplay
I wish to have a matroshka cosplay
wish granted, but it would bring all the boys to the yard
I wish chaeexFaye can still sail
I wish chaeexFaye can still sail
wish granted, but Faye comes in and steals chaee and it would be the best ship on tumblr
I wish we could have a threesome
I wish we could have a threesome
wish granted, but osu forums would be full of tumblr users
I wish senpai notices me
I wish senpai notices me
wish granted, but when you walk, the computer breaks
I wish I was an osu supporter
I wish I was an osu supporter
wish granted, but you would rise higher than WWW and fans would start a riot
I wish i can be good at taiko
I wish i can be good at taiko
wish granted, but his videos would all be deleted.
I wish I can be better than conor in taiko
I wish I can be better than conor in taiko
wish granted, but you ded
I wish I can be better than connor forever
I wish I can be better than connor forever
wish granted, but you ded
I wish you suck so i can be better at you forever in taiko
I wish you suck so i can be better at you forever in taiko
wish granted, but you ded
I wish that my doge is ded
I wish that my doge is ded
wish granted, but you died
I wish I had more freckles
I wish I had more freckles
wish granted, but you ded the ringing would turn into beeping.
I wish I didn't procrastinate
I wish I didn't procrastinate
wish granted, but your rank today would decline since you stopped playing
I wish conor ded
I wish conor ded
Wish granted but you die with him
I wish Faye gave me his porn collection
I wish Faye gave me his porn collection
Granted but they're all traps!
I wish for an ultra rare deck of cards
I wish for an ultra rare deck of cards
Granted, but someone steals them from you.
I wish the sky was pink
I wish the sky was pink
Wish granted, but you become 8ft tall
I wish I was a cute k-pop star
I wish I was a cute k-pop star
chaee
Wish granted, but she'll leave minute later.
I wish I'm noob.
I wish I'm noob.
Wish granted, but you improve really fast
I wish it would rain chocolate milk.
I wish it would rain chocolate milk.
Wish granted but wish revoked, too bad
I wish I had a 9 string violin so I can sell ti on ebay
I wish I had a 9 string violin so I can sell ti on ebay
Wish granted, but it never makes a sound.
I wish I had an AA duracell battery
I wish I had an AA duracell battery
Granted, water now consists of a lot of sugar too, rendering it unhealthy.
I wish for an interesting book.
I wish for an interesting book.
Granted, here's your coffin... rest in peace 
I wish for a box of m&m's.
I wish for a box of m&m's.
Granted, but you lose all your teeth, so you can never enjoy them.
I wish permanent markers were actually permanent and lasted forever
I wish permanent markers were actually permanent and lasted forever
Granted, but a mischievous Oliviya drew pictures of genitalia on your face.
I wish for a wrist supporter.
I wish for a wrist supporter.
Wish granted, unfortunately, crisps went rancid.
I wish I can have my iPhone 3G back in perfectly new state.
I wish I can have my iPhone 3G back in perfectly new state.
Wish granted, but there's no such thing as iphone back in the year 31415bc
I wish I can have an infinite amount of cereal
I wish I can have an infinite amount of cereal
Granted. They're all flavorless cornflakes.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
Wish granted, but a meteorite(moon) strikes the surface of Earth.
I wish this is year 31415 bc
I wish this is year 31415 bc
Wish granted but you died before you even had a chance to live.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Wish granted. You'll be in love forever. Have fun
I wish the air was colder
I wish the air was colder
Wish granted, but beware of freezing air.
I wish I can play mania like a korean...
I wish I can play mania like a korean...
Wish granted, but your fingers are so fast that everytime you played mania you punch a hole in the keyboard
I wish i can see you~
I wish i can see you~
Wish granted, but only my non real-life identity.
I wish I can fly.
I wish I can fly.
wish granted,but scientists will hunt you down.
I wish I can be boss at mania
I wish I can be boss at mania
Wish granted, but people outside will never acknowledge you as a mania boss
I wish diving by zero is possible.
I wish diving by zero is possible.
Granted, but you dive into a bunch of number twos
I wish it was warmer outside.
I wish it was warmer outside.
any number except zero itself (which result is zero itself again) divided by zero is always infinity
Wish granted, but it is actually global warming.
I wish I can saw a real 4D objects in our 3D universe.
Wish granted, but it is actually global warming.
I wish I can saw a real 4D objects in our 3D universe.
heh, i know, calculus. But you said "diving", not dividing silly
Wish granted, but the objects create a black hole
I wish for my car to be able to drive on its own
Wish granted, but the objects create a black hole
I wish for my car to be able to drive on its own
Wish granted, but it's faulty and ends up malfunctioning and crashing into a wall.
I wish I was the US president.
I wish I was the US president.
fml
Wish granted, but car doesn't have sensor then it'll crash any soon.
I wish macarons were available everywhere and doesn't cost much.
fml again, got ninja'ed
Wish granted, but car doesn't have sensor then it'll crash any soon.
I wish macarons were available everywhere and doesn't cost much.
fml again, got ninja'ed
Granted, but they're ultra bad quality.
I wish anime can dominate the world.
I wish anime can dominate the world.
Wish Grant, but you will be enslaved to it for the rest of eternity.
I wish for an apple
I wish for an apple
Wish granted, but it's full of newton poison
I wish to have exploding farts
I wish to have exploding farts
Wish granted, but you blow yourself up
I wish I could eat pizza all day and not gain weight
I wish I could eat pizza all day and not gain weight
Wish granted, but in exchange you have to use the loo every 2 secs or so
I wish I'm home alone
I wish I'm home alone
wish granted,but a stalker would watch you outside of your house
I wish I was a cow
I wish I was a cow