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Wish granted, but it never makes a sound.
I wish I had an AA duracell battery
I wish I had an AA duracell battery
Granted, water now consists of a lot of sugar too, rendering it unhealthy.
I wish for an interesting book.
I wish for an interesting book.
Granted, here's your coffin... rest in peace 
I wish for a box of m&m's.
I wish for a box of m&m's.
Granted, but you lose all your teeth, so you can never enjoy them.
I wish permanent markers were actually permanent and lasted forever
I wish permanent markers were actually permanent and lasted forever
Granted, but a mischievous Oliviya drew pictures of genitalia on your face.
I wish for a wrist supporter.
I wish for a wrist supporter.
Wish granted, unfortunately, crisps went rancid.
I wish I can have my iPhone 3G back in perfectly new state.
I wish I can have my iPhone 3G back in perfectly new state.
Wish granted, but there's no such thing as iphone back in the year 31415bc
I wish I can have an infinite amount of cereal
I wish I can have an infinite amount of cereal
Granted. They're all flavorless cornflakes.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
Wish granted, but a meteorite(moon) strikes the surface of Earth.
I wish this is year 31415 bc
I wish this is year 31415 bc
Wish granted but you died before you even had a chance to live.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Wish granted. You'll be in love forever. Have fun
I wish the air was colder
I wish the air was colder
Wish granted, but beware of freezing air.
I wish I can play mania like a korean...
I wish I can play mania like a korean...
Wish granted, but your fingers are so fast that everytime you played mania you punch a hole in the keyboard
I wish i can see you~
I wish i can see you~
Wish granted, but only my non real-life identity.
I wish I can fly.
I wish I can fly.
wish granted,but scientists will hunt you down.
I wish I can be boss at mania
I wish I can be boss at mania
Wish granted, but people outside will never acknowledge you as a mania boss
I wish diving by zero is possible.
I wish diving by zero is possible.
Granted, but you dive into a bunch of number twos
I wish it was warmer outside.
I wish it was warmer outside.
any number except zero itself (which result is zero itself again) divided by zero is always infinity
Wish granted, but it is actually global warming.
I wish I can saw a real 4D objects in our 3D universe.
Wish granted, but it is actually global warming.
I wish I can saw a real 4D objects in our 3D universe.
heh, i know, calculus. But you said "diving", not dividing silly
Wish granted, but the objects create a black hole
I wish for my car to be able to drive on its own
Wish granted, but the objects create a black hole
I wish for my car to be able to drive on its own
Wish granted, but it's faulty and ends up malfunctioning and crashing into a wall.
I wish I was the US president.
I wish I was the US president.
fml
Wish granted, but car doesn't have sensor then it'll crash any soon.
I wish macarons were available everywhere and doesn't cost much.
fml again, got ninja'ed
Wish granted, but car doesn't have sensor then it'll crash any soon.
I wish macarons were available everywhere and doesn't cost much.
fml again, got ninja'ed
Granted, but they're ultra bad quality.
I wish anime can dominate the world.
I wish anime can dominate the world.
Wish Grant, but you will be enslaved to it for the rest of eternity.
I wish for an apple
I wish for an apple
Wish granted, but it's full of newton poison
I wish to have exploding farts
I wish to have exploding farts
Wish granted, but you blow yourself up
I wish I could eat pizza all day and not gain weight
I wish I could eat pizza all day and not gain weight
Wish granted, but in exchange you have to use the loo every 2 secs or so
I wish I'm home alone
I wish I'm home alone
wish granted,but a stalker would watch you outside of your house
I wish I was a cow
I wish I was a cow
wish granted, but you'll be squeezed until nothing remains
i wish i'm superman
i wish i'm superman
wish granted, but scientists will hunt you down
I wish I could animate
I wish I could animate
wish granted, but u can animate only stick figures
I wish for immortality
I wish for immortality
wish granted, but all your loved ones will die
I wish you can see my post in the photoshop tennis game
I wish you can see my post in the photoshop tennis game
wish granted, but u suck at photoshops XD (nah jks)
I wish i can add more stuff on photoshop tennis
I wish i can add more stuff on photoshop tennis
Granted, but the thread gets removed.
I wish my drink was colder.
I wish my drink was colder.
Wish granted, but your drink is now frozen from being so cold
I wish for a sweater
I wish for a sweater
Topic Starter
Granted, your sweater rapes you.
I wish I knew why I existed.
I wish I knew why I existed.
Wish Granted, but it is too much information to handle that your head explodes
I wish to be at a beach.
I wish to be at a beach.
Wish granted, but no sea
I wish i can fly
I wish i can fly
Wish granted, but no wind
I wish I can run fast
I wish I can run fast
Wish granted, but you can no longer walk. only run
I wish for it to be forever night
I wish for it to be forever night
Wish granted, but you'll be a vampire thirsting for blood
I wish I'm a vampire
I wish I'm a vampire
Wish granted, but you will never be able to change your avatar again
I wish for Conor to stop being creepy
I wish for Conor to stop being creepy
wish granted, but then you would be the one who is depressed
I wish kanye west
I wish kanye west
Wish granted, bu everyone thinks you're trippin
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins
Wish granted, but it gonna... cost... your life
I wish the're a mmorpg where you can live a whole life as an character, but with a time diffrence. Ex. you feel like you've spend whole life, but only 5 hours has passed IRL. And you can do it over and over and over again
I wish the're a mmorpg where you can live a whole life as an character, but with a time diffrence. Ex. you feel like you've spend whole life, but only 5 hours has passed IRL. And you can do it over and over and over again
wish granted, but I ate the cereal
I wish my senpai would notice me
I wish my senpai would notice me
Wish granted, but you will never get the finisher bonus
I wish I could do patterns well
I wish I could do patterns well
Wish granted but on the ctb leaderboard
I wish i could stream high bpm
I wish i could stream high bpm
Granted, but you will die day after you achive #9 ninja! ...but stream will give you heart attack
I wish that all schools in world - disapear
I wish that all schools in world - disapear
Wish granted, but now everyone is stupid
I wish I was #1 on Taiko
I wish I was #1 on Taiko
Wish granted, but you're #1 country ranking
I wish my posts would never be ninja'd
I wish my posts would never be ninja'd
Granted, but coke is experied last month
I wish to csgo become free
I wish to csgo become free
Wish granted, but computer price increase by tenfolds.
I wish I have wings
I wish I have wings
Wish granted, but you no longer have legs
I wish for a friend
I wish for a friend
Wish granted but he's really annoying
I wish i could live without being sleepy 24/7
I wish i could live without being sleepy 24/7
But you're not my senpai *que x files music*Conor wrote:
Noticed, but I'm the Kayne God
I wish I would stop 100'ing finishers
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wish granted, but you can never go to sleep again
I wish I can have an endless supply of ice cream
my senpai isn't chaee eitherConor wrote:
Wish granted, but your senpai isn't chaee anymore. It's me now.
I wish time would move faster.
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Wish granted, but time would be really fast and in a minute you ded
I wish I could have cookies
Wish granted but they've been poisoned.
I wish there was no school tomorrow
I wish there was no school tomorrow
wish granted, but your wifi would be down
I wish my senpai (not conor or chaee) would notice me
I wish my senpai (not conor or chaee) would notice me
wish granted, but you ded
I wish my dog could sleep so she can stop grabbing my tennis balls
I wish my dog could sleep so she can stop grabbing my tennis balls
wish granted, but your profile gets deleted
I wish I could have osu supporter so I could run the "become the kanye" event and post it in my profile
I wish I could have osu supporter so I could run the "become the kanye" event and post it in my profile
Wish granted, but you get banned after you got supporter
I wish for wish.
I wish for wish.
Wish granted, but it's now chilled.
I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
Wish granted, but you get ebola
I wish for potatoes
I wish for potatoes
done, eat that numerous amount of work. oh,and finish it in a day , okay !!!
i wish i can get a girl...
i wish i can get a girl...
wish granted, she's yandere and stabs you when you try to leave from her arms
i wish my avatar doesnt bring misunderstandings
i wish my avatar doesnt bring misunderstandings
Topic Starter
Granted. But your intentions are evil anyway.
I wish I was creative.
I wish I was creative.
Wish granted, but the only way to show it is by acting it out.
I wish for a normal sleep schedule.
I wish for a normal sleep schedule.
wish granted, but you would never wake up
I wish kanye west could propose to kanye west because of their undenying love
I wish kanye west could propose to kanye west because of their undenying love
Wish granted. But Kanye will be so mesmerized by himself that Kim will hire assassins that will attempt to murder you for the rest of your life.
If we are wishing for celebrities to fall in love with people, I wish for the Foaming Mouth Guy to fall in love with water. So he will never foam again.
If we are wishing for celebrities to fall in love with people, I wish for the Foaming Mouth Guy to fall in love with water. So he will never foam again.
done. the water gets foam instead.
i wish that i can get a 75% discount for high spec pc for gaming.
i wish that i can get a 75% discount for high spec pc for gaming.
Granted, however you still don't have enough money to buy all the necessary components.
I wish I had some bread for tomorrow's breakfast.
I wish I had some bread for tomorrow's breakfast.
wish granted. but you'll pooping when you sleep.
i wish somebody hug me now.
i wish somebody hug me now.
wish granted, but its a flat booty
I wish I could be inspired to make a map :/
I wish I could be inspired to make a map :/
Wish granted, but your map will moved to graveyard as soon as possible.
I wish someone clean my room.
I wish someone clean my room.
Wish granted but the milk is actually expired
I wish I have a cup of hot chocolate right now.
I wish I have a cup of hot chocolate right now.
Wish granted but the chocolate doesn't have any sugar any at all.
I wish for a phone.
I wish for a phone.
Wish granted but it is just simply adjusting the clock's arm to noon.
I wish for edible cookies.
I wish for edible cookies.