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Blue Stig

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.
I am still waiting for the rest of his blindplay of La-Mulana.

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/40144
Never Forget.
ragebox
I HATE PUUSH!

inb4 someone realizes this was before my time
Trash Boat
Why you dont just puush it away then? ;)
Yuudachi-kun
I will keep it permanently closed from now on.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Why you dont just puush it away then? ;)
I want to fill you so badly for that. I'll puush it as far as I can.
piruchan
Trash Boat

piruchan wrote:

DON'T STOP PUSH IT NOW
Why is a diff called shake it wth?

Aurani wrote:

-boring raep comment-
Do you know what's the penalty for it in here? You don't wanna know
B1rd

piruchan wrote:


I'm proud of this.
you can edit your liked comments right? you should have fun with that.
B1rd

-SayaKai wrote:

no double post. ok?
you mad m9?
Trash Boat
congrats for 2k posts b1rd
Yuudachi-kun
B1rd were have you been I missed you okay bye
Friendan
so it's agreed that Reol and Kradness are best utaites, right?
Birdy
what's an utaite? is it a new UTAU or w/e

not that I'd care about weeaboo stuff anyway but uh
Yuudachi-kun
A hand that wants to sing.
IppE


I have issues.
Aurani
You have Russian issues, yes.
AutoMedic
Russian Planes are shit
IppE

AutoMedic wrote:

Russian Planes are shit
сука блять
Bweh
DeletedUser_2024727

Static Noise Bird wrote:

what's an utaite? is it a new UTAU or w/e

not that I'd care about weeaboo stuff anyway but uh
Utaite (歌い手) is a Japanese term for people who cover previously released songs and post them on Nico Nico Douga and YouTube under the utattemita category. The term "utaite" is unique to Nico Nico Douga singers, making it different from Kashu (歌手), which means "singer" in general.

Generally, utaite do cover songs for VOCALOID original songs, anime and game related songs, and J-Pop. They also do parodies with different lyrics for popular songs, intended for amusement.

Most utaite exclusively cover songs and upload under the utattemita section, but some of them have doujin circles and release original music/drama CDs during events like Comic Market and VOCALOID M@ster, frequently referred to as Comiket and VoMas respectively. A few utaite also have become partly or wholly professional singers and have released/will release their albums under official labels. Some examples are Valshe, Piko, clear, 96Neko, and Lon.

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Collaboration projectsEdit
Occasionally, Utaite may collaborate with each other, forming pairs or groups that they collaborate in. Many Utaite have people they collaborate with often, such as clear with nero or Usa with Yamai. There are many famous duet songs, such as magnet and famous group songs, notably Smiling. Collaborations differ from Awasetemita (合わせてみた, lit. "Tried to combine"), more commonly known as Nico Nico choruses, in that collaborators give consent and actively participate, whereas choruses are created by a separate party after the utaite involved have uploaded their own covers.

Live performancesEdit
Recently, utaite appearing in concerts and live events have also become popular and have become more prolific and public. Most of these singers perform on Nico Nico Live concerts or Nico Farre, though several like Piko, having gone major, perform in their own right.

Mixing and encodingEdit
An utaite's wonderful covers are attributed not only to his or her beautiful rendition but also because of the dexterous mixing and encoding of the song so that it sounds high-quality. There are some utaite who mix their own songs and may also mix for other utaite. Many covers, however, are mixed by users on NND who specifically mix and/or encode utattemita.

Producers as UtaiteEdit
VOCALOID producers are people involved in composing original songs or tuning VOCALOID to cover existing songs. Some of these people also sing and upload their covers under the utattemita category. A famous producer whom also sings is Tourai. Utattemita sung by producers in Nico Nico Douga are categorized under the tag "Utau P Series" (歌うPシリーズ) which literally means "singing producers series".[1]

For more information on producer utaite see here
DeletedUser_2024727

Brian OA wrote:

2kawaii5me
Bweh
That means go to bed
-sev

Brian OA wrote:

More like good morning
Birdy
It's 8am. I woke up 12 hours ago.

Should I be concerned about my sleeping pattern?
-sev
It's also 8 am here and I'm pondering if I should sleep or not.
Apex_old
untitled
IppE

Apex wrote:

Breaking News from Captain Obvious: China bans animes such as Love Live!, Mahou Shoujo Madoka, One Piece, all the seven seasons of Monogatari, and Parasyte.

You want Piracy? Because that's how you get piracy.
Zelda
Aurani
A month old, but still caught me by surprise how idiotic they can actually be.
" Turkey Investigating Minecraft for Being ‘Too Violent’ "

Oh yes, ban the game for being too violent, while totally ignoring the fact that you stole lands with your shitty tribe, killed or converted most Orthodox there for your kebab expansion and also pushed the Armenian genocide under the rug.
Such peace-loving people. Oh yes.
Bweh
Didn't that happen like a hundred years ago
AutoMedic
Note that an evil man still has the primal thirst to destroy even if he meditated for a hundred years

Not that I care anyway, that guy's probably dead by now
Aurani
It happened just as Turkey began "modernising". That only shows how much they moved from their savage ways. They even celebrate that fag Ataturk as a hero. Might as well start worshiping Hitler as one, too.
Bweh
Just saying that both things are far apart in scale and time. I don't know what kind of place Turkey is now, but I doubt you'd be dealing with the same people after a hundred years.
Aurani
Refer to the post above, mate.

It's like claiming that people who glorify Stalin are any different than the ones who lived during his lifetime.
AutoMedic
I should glorify japan because hey, they fucking demolished our country, raped our local women and fucked up with our landmarks

/sarcasm

Philippine history, the more you know
Yuudachi-kun
The Japanese involved in WWII aren't even alive anymore so why are you treating the country like those people are still in charge? Same goes for Germany too.
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Refer to the post above, mate.

It's like claiming that people who glorify Stalin are any different than the ones who lived during his lifetime.
Different times, different people. Otherwise I doubt they'd ban Minecraft.
Aurani
The inherent factor here is that many people were (and are being) taught to hate others, based on the past. It runs in the family. Claiming that Japanese have changed as a people would be a lie, a big one. Do you REALLY think Japan wants to be in NATO? Do you really think the Japanese people have forgotten those nukes? They will take the first opportunity they can to backstab USA when it gets weaker. Same goes for every other country and its people.

Hatred is a simple emotion, yet hard to root out.
Yuudachi-kun
I wouldn't disagree to backstabbing the US.
Bweh
But that's just a fallacious appeal to the majority.
Aurani
All I'm saying is that claiming that the people might have "changed" or "bettered" is very much naive thinking. The masses are incredibly easy to manipulate and no country in the world is innocent in that. The ugly thing about it is that simple-minded people are prone to it and no matter how good you might be, it WILL awaken your basic instincts when the time comes.
Germany can't be taken as an example of it anymore, as they have gotten more politically intelligent and are now conquering Europe by the force of economy, rather than outright war, but just take a more peaceful and "neutral" country for example - Sweden. It's a democratic country, no? Its people are prosperous and mostly content with the current state of affairs, apart from the kebab problem, but put that aside. Can you bring yourself to tell me that if Russia were to weaken completely along with the rest of Europe, they wouldn't want revenge for the failure of Gustav Adolf and the eventual disgrace they experienced in the immediate aftermath?
You have clearly skipped your psychology classes if you believe that a person holds no beliefs, even if buried deep, deep inside them, of their country's territorial expansion rights. People can appear civilised, but the unshakable truth is that only a very, very tiny fraction of the whole populace is truly neutral in that regard, and the rest are just putting up a social facade.
DeletedUser_4041880
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

All I'm saying is that claiming that the people might have "changed" or "bettered" is very much naive thinking.
I can't say they've become better, but I can be certain that most of the people you are judging on historical events have changed in the sense that they are now dead. I just find it extreme that you're calling Turkey out over hypocrisy for completely different things. Even if at their core they're mongoloid, invasive barbarians, you can't judge the people of today for actions of the past. That's on par with holding today's white populace accountable for black slavery in the 1800s.
Yuudachi-kun
Blue Stig

Zelda wrote:

I checked this out on youtube to see the comments.
I saw something that changes everything.

SPOILER
He's back
http://mara.tuuba.moe/



He picked the wrong version of the final countdown though.

DeletedUser_2024727

Kheldragar wrote:

The Japanese involved in WWII aren't even alive anymore so why are you treating the country like those people are still in charge? Same goes for Germany too.
heil hitler
Aurani
I never said such a thing. Don't put things like that into my mouth. I'm not claiming today's populace of Turkey is accountable for the Armenian Genocide, but they sure as Hell support it, if even subtly. THAT is what the crux of my post above was. I can't blame them for what their grandfathers and great grandfathers have done, but I CAN if they "cheer" for such past actions.
I still remember a poll that was conducted in Turkey around 2012 (don't quote me on that, my memory is fuzzy as for the exact details such as the date) showed that three fourths of the people there consider Ataturk a hero of the country for "removing the Armenian threat". Now, focus on the last sentence - they worship that person not only for "modernising" Turkey, but for actually brutally murdering a whole ethnic group.

The latter part of my previous post was that they aren't alone in that. EVERY country has those kind of people, but in some, like Turkey - as taken in the example, they are figuratively covering their own feces and primal instincts with social facades, and that Minecraft scandal is merely one of many.
DeletedUser_2024727

Aurani wrote:

I never said such a thing. Don't put things like that into my mouth. I'm not claiming today's populace of Turkey is accountable for the Armenian Genocide, but they sure as Hell support it, if even subtly. THAT is what the crux of my post above was. I can't blame them for what their grandfathers and great grandfathers have done, but I CAN if they "cheer" for such past actions.
I still remember a poll that was conducted in Turkey around 2012 (don't quote me on that, my memory is fuzzy as for the exact details such as the date) showed that three fourths of the people there consider Ataturk a hero of the country for "removing the Armenian threat". Now, focus on the last sentence - they worship that person not only for "modernising" Turkey, but for actually brutally murdering a whole ethnic group.

The latter part of my previous post was that they aren't alone in that. EVERY country has those kind of people, but in some, like Turkey - as taken in the example, they are figuratively covering their own feces and primal instincts with social facades, and that Minecraft scandal is merely one of many.
you're preaching a bunch of uneducated white people
Aurani

Choofers wrote:

you're preaching a bunch of uneducated white people
All hail our great Lord Niggercum! Fuck the whites, throw off the shackles of oppression and conquer the world!
AutoMedic
you cant cum inside me today, baby

NO
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

I never said such a thing. Don't put things like that into my mouth.
What thing? I said a few things in there so it's hard to pin that down.

I'm not claiming today's populace of Turkey is accountable for the Armenian Genocide,
I didn't really say that either, but you cleared up your point a whole lot thanks to that.

but they sure as Hell support it, if even subtly.
You sure about that?

THAT is what the crux of my post above was. I can't blame them for what their grandfathers and great grandfathers have done, but I CAN if they "cheer" for such past actions.
Fair enough

I still remember a poll that was conducted in Turkey around 2012 (don't quote me on that, my memory is fuzzy as for the exact details such as the date) showed that three fourths of the people there consider Ataturk a hero of the country for "removing the Armenian threat". Now, focus on the last sentence - they worship that person not only for "modernising" Turkey, but for actually brutally murdering a whole ethnic group.
Yes, and I'm sure people affirm Lincoln ended slavery knowing full well all the details behind the Civil War. You see, if I was in charge of propaganda and nationalism was my thing, I'd know full well those numbers could easily be bullshit. That's statistics. Now, if you told me that you know a bunch of Turkish people and that their character lines up pretty well with what you've described me, I'd buy it.

Usually I don't buy into blanket statements like that because I've seen statistics and they're far too easy to manipulate. Only reason why I'd believe someone if they told me that all Argentinians are assholes is because, well, all Argentinians I've had the pleasure to speak to face to face have been assholes. In other words, an anecdote would be better than a poll.

You see Nancy, I'm not going to judge a whole bunch of people even if they did support Ataturk the Mass Murderer because I doubt most of them even see him the way you do. I know what it's like to sit in a history class and have your teacher ramble on about how justice was always on your country's side while holding back those little bits about who threw the first punch because it was "total chaos" or "there were no witnesses."

Unless you could prove that they all do indeed hate Armenia and support Turkleton knowing full well what he did.

The latter part of my previous post was that they aren't alone in that. EVERY country has those kind of people, but in some, like Turkey - as taken in the example, they are figuratively covering their own feces and primal instincts with social facades, and that Minecraft scandal is merely one of many.
I can see that odd logic there but that only holds if the same nationalists were the ones banning video games.

It's like India banning porn. I doubt it's the general populace's choice because every Indian I've talked to complains to me about how even showing a woman's neck is too risque over there.
DeletedUser_4041880
AutoMedic

Frostei wrote:

Woah, the fuck?
DeletedUser_4041880

AutoMedic wrote:

Woah, the fuck?
Click here
Trash Boat
I never knew you were that COLD, Frostei.

;)
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

You see Nancy, I'm not going to judge a whole bunch of people even if they did support Ataturk the Mass Murderer because I doubt most of them even see him the way you do. I know what it's like to sit in a history class and have your teacher ramble on about how justice was always on your country's side while holding back those little bits about who threw the first punch because it was "total chaos" or "there were no witnesses."

Unless you could prove that they all do indeed hate Armenia and support Turkleton knowing full well what he did.
That is like literally saying that you need proof that most North Americans dislike Russians, or that Serbs dislike Balkan kebab.
Yes, there will always be people who don't really give two shits about such affairs, but those are a serious minority. Propaganda, after all, works wonders, as you've stated too.

I have no idea why you spouted that out, as you should know better. Claiming to need proof for something just because you haven't experienced it first hand is swinging heavily to the ignorant side. If you need proof THAT badly - every common Turk (tourist) I've seen pass through Serbia has either caused unrest or claimed to heavily dislike all Orthodox people (I wonder why). I don't need any more proof than that.
If you can claim oh-so-lovely that every Argentinian you've met so far has been a dick, and thus concluded that they're mostly dicks, I can also safely use it and say that every single Turk but ONE (he is actually quite a nice friend of mine) I've met has behaved like a total asshole and held rather imperialistic beliefs for his country - and I've personally met more than just a few. Now, don't misunderstand me, I give zero shits about someone's wet dream of the great Ottoman Empire, but I DO give a shit if they hate someone based on such a thing as religion.

I'm really not going to go into an argument of subjective thoughts, as you have yours and I have mine, so I'm dropping out of this discussion, after this post.
AutoMedic

Trash Boat wrote:

I never knew you were that COLD, Frostei.

;)
You do that one more time, I'll fucking rip your guts out
DeletedUser_4041880

Trash Boat wrote:

I never knew you were that COLD, Frostei.

;)
I killed all the students in Yandere Simulator in one go. The blood pools were fucking hell to clean up.
Aurani

AutoMedic wrote:

You do that one more time, I'll fucking rip your guts out
Don't forget to fuck them. You can't bear my children if you don't wish to rape Boat.
-sev

Aurani wrote:

AutoMedic wrote:

You do that one more time, I'll fucking rip your guts out
You can't bear my children if you don't wish to rape Boat.
Deal breaker.
B1rd
All of this sodomistic speech is absolutely disgusting.
-SayaKai
lol o-o
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

All of this sodomistic speech is absolutely disgusting.
Speak for yourself.
Aurani

B1rd wrote:

All of this sodomistic speech is absolutely disgusting.
What a lovely butt you have there - it would be a shame if someone were to sodomize it.
Apex_old
untitled
Trash Boat
Confirmed rule of thumb: Sarcasm and jokes(even good ones) are raepable
DeletedUser_4041880
olivia272
Haha. Sodomy. Haha.
Vuelo Eluko
kuvster a rank 22k player got a 430pp play because loltouchscreen
and tom94 is defending him on his ask.fm because "it was hard"

newsflash
its not supposed to be 'hard' for a rank 22k player to get a 400pp score
its not
supposed
to be
possible

but its ok because tom94 knows how hard a touchscreen is to play with, so what if the score is impossible even for tablet/mouse players 100x better than kuvster

of course i realize theres nothing to be done about it because he probably didnt hack, just venting
IppE

Riince wrote:

kuvster a rank 22k player got a 430pp play because loltouchscreen
and tom94 is defending him on his ask.fm because "it was hard"

newsflash
its not supposed to be 'hard' for a rank 22k player to get a 400pp score
its not
supposed
to be
possible

but its ok because tom94 knows how hard a touchscreen is to play with, so what if the score is impossible even for tablet/mouse players 100x better than him

of course i realize theres nothing to be done about it because he probably didnt hack, just venting
olivia272
Do you know what else is >hard<?
Yoeri
no
IppE

olivia272 wrote:

Do you know what else is >hard<?
High carbon steel
Granger
Well, that doesnt quite seem to work.

Bweh
We should just ban those abusive touchscreen players forever

olivia272 wrote:

Do you know what else is >hard<?
Diamonds
Granger

Riince wrote:

kuvster a rank 22k player got a 430pp play because loltouchscreen
and tom94 is defending him on his ask.fm because "it was hard"

newsflash
its not supposed to be 'hard' for a rank 22k player to get a 400pp score
its not
supposed
to be
possible

but its ok because tom94 knows how hard a touchscreen is to play with, so what if the score is impossible even for tablet/mouse players 100x better than kuvster

of course i realize theres nothing to be done about it because he probably didnt hack, just venting
But werent TAG4 maps "unranked" for the same reason? Talk about being a hypocryte...
Bweh
I can see TAG maps being easier to abuse than maps like Granat DT
Aurani
I'll abuse you instead.
FuZ
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
olivia272
I can watch.
Bweh
There's this special kind of fucking I picked up during my trip to Canada called fuck off
Yuudachi-kun
Go buy a touchscreen and pratice for hours everyday and play granat DT 2000 times and then come back, Riince.

olivia272
I could use the organs.
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Go buy a touchscreen and pratice for hours everyday and play granat DT 2000 times and then come back, Riince.

flawed as fuck logic ignoring my point entirely/10
i could do that.. but what would it prove? that i was right?
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Go buy a touchscreen and pratice for hours everyday and play granat DT 2000 times and then come back, Riince.

flawed as fuck logic ignoring my point entirely/10
You can be different skill levels with different input methods. Stop being so jealous of what other people can do.
Vuelo Eluko
the point is you dont need skill if you can memorize, but it doesnt work that way with tablet/mouse, you cant just memorize, you have to actually be able to execute movements lengthwise not just remember where to touch with your finger. you can't brute force that if the map is way out of your league.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

There's this special kind of fucking I picked up during my trip to Canada called fuck off
Oh, don't worry, I'll fuck you gently with my off-hand.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

the point is you dont need skill if you can memorize, but it doesnt work that way with tablet/mouse, you cant just memorize, you have to actually be able to execute movements lengthwise not just remember where to touch with your finger. you can't brute force that if the map is way out of your league.
Memorisation can be a skill, and if he wants to put untold hours into one map, then he deserves the pp. He's not going to be making those once a day.

I'm also guessing that having to move your hand around a touchscreen is something you didn't think of as movement?
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

the point is you dont need skill if you can memorize, but it doesnt work that way with tablet/mouse, you cant just memorize, you have to actually be able to execute movements lengthwise not just remember where to touch with your finger. you can't brute force that if the map is way out of your league.
Memorisation can be a skill, and if he wants to put untold hours into one map, then he deserves the pp. He's not going to be making those once a day.
i have several friends who have done similar things, even one who played four dimensions fully around 1000 times with similar pp to mr touchscreen, and his best play on it is.. 40% with nofail. because the map is just too hard, no amount of memorizing fixes that unless you use a touchscreen.
Yuudachi-kun
Four dimensions isn't a jump map, though. You're just telling Kuvster that he isn't entitled to his pp because you're (And others) "technically" better at the game and can't get the plays he can. Get real.
Vuelo Eluko
and the guy im talking about isnt even a touchscreen player, seriously now, you're just agreeing with me at this point, the guy im talking about didnt use touchscreen, why couldnt he get the epic play on a stream map with memorizing? because his peripheral isn't blatantly broken for osu! that's why.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

and the guy im talking about isnt even a touchscreen player, seriously now, you're just agreeing with me at this point, the guy im talking about didnt use touchscreen, why couldnt he get the epic play on a stream map with memorizing?|
I'm saying you can't compare 4D to Granat.
Vuelo Eluko
stream maps are to a mouse/tablet what jump maps are to a touchscreen, if you are to agree with the idea that your peripheral limits you in some way.

both maps are way out of said players league

one player could memorize it with a broken peripheral that requires much less from the player, another could memorize but couldnt get the score because that's not how it works for real peripherals.
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

There's this special kind of fucking I picked up during my trip to Canada called fuck off
Oh, don't worry, I'll fuck you gently with my off-hand.
How does that even work
Yuudachi-kun
So you're going to compare someone using a mouse playing one of the most stamina intensive ranked stream map in the game at a high bpm to a 40 second jump map?

Granat clearly isn't out of his league if he can fc it.
Vuelo Eluko
yes because a mouse/tablet player of kuvsters level couldnt dt granat OR fc freedom dive regardless of memorizing for the same reason of it being way too hard, but with a touchscreen and enough memorizing can at least do 1 for similar amounts of pp, which is the main linking factor between the 2 maps here.
Trash Boat

Brian OA wrote:

How does that even work
It doesnt

Frostei wrote:

Click here
Well dammit, now I have to resize it. Again.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

yes because a mouse/tablet player of kuvsters level couldnt dt granat OR fc freedom dive for the same reason of it being way too hard, but with a touchscreen and enough memorizing can at least do 1 for similar amounts of pp, which is the main linking factor between the 2 maps here.


You're talking about a touchscreen and memorisation as if it would happen within an hour, and equating pp directly with skilll and your idea of what someone "should" be able to do.

I implore you to get a touchscreen and make these plays, then when you find out how hard it is to actually do, you'll realise Kuvster is on a whole different level than what you're trying to see in pp. You're just trying to restrict someones efforts based on your narrow idea of what should and shouldn't be possible.
DeletedUser_4041880

Granger wrote:

Well, that doesnt quite seem to work.

It's just a preview of how the forums might look in the future. The designer for this said it's glitchy and unresponsive sometimes, but they're working on it.
Vuelo Eluko
doesnt matter how -hard- it is for me to do, it -shouldnt be possible- for me to set a score worth that much for at least another year or 2, regardless of how much i spam a map where the jumps are trivial because i dont have to keep my hand on the playfield.

point is that was almost as abusive to the system as the tag4 plays, which in themselves proved how broken touchscreen is.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

How does that even work
Everything works when you're on an acid trip, mate.
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