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Aurani
First I was Aruani, now I'm Arani. Apparently my name is too hard to write, or you're wanking to me while typing.

He's my sexual torrent. I'll leech off his life, and seed that motherfucking anus like it was never seeded before.

You shall accompany him.
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

He's my sexual torrent.
STAB.

You will find clarity in a moment.
BackOffMe50ft
u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time... :D
Vuelo Eluko

Shellghost wrote:

This is what I get for clicking a link that starts with "osu".

Hi, Hika.

Bye.
holy SHIT
Yuudachi-kun

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time... :D
I did too.
Yoeri
Good, I was looking for someone to yell at.
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

STAB.

You will find clarity in a moment.
Don't worry, your time will come, too.
Move move move your clit
Gently down the beads
If you see my dick's length
Don't forget to scream.

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time... :D
It's never too late to seduce me. C'mere little rascal, lemme lick ya.
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time... :D
It's never too late to seduce me. C'mere little rascal, lemme lick ya.
Back off him 50 ft, he's mine.
Aurani
You're mine, too - that makes him mine as well.
Birdy
I kinda want to post something intelligent, but I'll just post this instead:

SEX MEMES™ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Trash Boat
I thought only Hika was yours

and yes that typo was on purpose
Aurani
I own her, yes. For all you know, I could've owned her all this time without saying a thing.
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

olivia272 wrote:

STAB.

You will find clarity in a moment.
Don't worry, your time will come, too.
Move move move your clit
Gently down the beads
If you see my dick's length
Don't forget to scream.
Down, down
into a squatting position my knees turn
I gasp for air and
exclaim out loud:
"magnificent, great!"
it's all I can see
it won't fit, it won't fit
BITE
and as you, down there,
wallow in tears
holding your bleeding glans
I am up there
holding a fork and a can of mustard.
Aurani
I feel molested. I want to cry now...
olivia272
Pour salt on it.
Zelda



Moments later, senpai noticed me.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

I feel molested. I want to cry now...
olutta272, you made Aurani cry. happy?

Zelda wrote:




Moments later, senpai noticed me.
This reminds me of arcade cabinets that also had more than 1 screen
olivia272

Trash Boat wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I feel molested. I want to cry now...
olutta272, you made Aurani cry. happy?
He merely stated that he wants to cry. There is a big difference.
Aurani is a big boy, he can bite his lip.

Happy though? What is this thing periodically beating within my chest.
Aurani
I'll bite your lip instead.

I can bite Boat, too.
NotEvenDoomMusic

Static Noise Bird wrote:

SEX MEMES™ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
POSTING NICE STRONG© Ltd. ᕙ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
thelewa

olivia272 wrote:

What is this thing periodically beating within my chest.
a clock
DeletedUser_2024727
osu needs more surrealist posters
DeletedUser_2024727

Kheldragar wrote:

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time... :D
I did too.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Trash Boat


more than 1 hour and still in 5%
Ok it's not funny anymore
Friendan
so I lowered Nanahira down an octave to see what it sounded like.
she sounds like a goy
so to sing like a loli all you have to is higher your voice an octave while singing nasally.
http://picosong.com/V6iu/
wow just realized I did 8 steps down instead of 12, this isn't an octave but still

also Halo Online leak, they got forge working
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:



more than 1 hour and still in 5%
Ok it's not funny anymore
I'm laughing so hard right now though.
Trash Boat
Dont get your hopes up tho. Thats my crapbook ofc
DeletedUser_4041880


Amazing
silmarilen
is that from fakku?
Aurani
The amount of bloody retards I had to deal with today was above the usual. Guess that's your standard 1st April.
DeletedUser_4041880

silmarilen wrote:

is that from fakku?
Yes
-sev

Frostei wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

is that from fakku?
Yes
source pls
B1rd
Candy☆
B1rd
Rest in peace Mara.
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.
Who?
piruchan

I'm proud of this.
-SayaKai

B1rd wrote:

Candy☆

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.
no double post. ok?
-sev

piruchan wrote:


I'm proud of this.
Idk about you, but I have ctrl + R mapped to one of my mouse's side buttons.
IppE

Kheldragar wrote:

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.
Who?
Newfriends don't know about cool people.

All hail Start Power!
FuZ

Kaienyuu wrote:

piruchan wrote:


I'm proud of this.
Idk about you, but I have ctrl + R mapped to one of my mouse's side buttons.
Do you live in the future?
piruchan
Solving math problems can be strangely fun.
Blue Stig

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.
I am still waiting for the rest of his blindplay of La-Mulana.

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/40144
Never Forget.
ragebox
I HATE PUUSH!

inb4 someone realizes this was before my time
Trash Boat
Why you dont just puush it away then? ;)
Yuudachi-kun
I will keep it permanently closed from now on.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Why you dont just puush it away then? ;)
I want to fill you so badly for that. I'll puush it as far as I can.
piruchan
Trash Boat

piruchan wrote:

DON'T STOP PUSH IT NOW
Why is a diff called shake it wth?

Aurani wrote:

-boring raep comment-
Do you know what's the penalty for it in here? You don't wanna know
B1rd

piruchan wrote:


I'm proud of this.
you can edit your liked comments right? you should have fun with that.
B1rd

-SayaKai wrote:

no double post. ok?
you mad m9?
Trash Boat
congrats for 2k posts b1rd
Yuudachi-kun
B1rd were have you been I missed you okay bye
Friendan
so it's agreed that Reol and Kradness are best utaites, right?
Birdy
what's an utaite? is it a new UTAU or w/e

not that I'd care about weeaboo stuff anyway but uh
Yuudachi-kun
A hand that wants to sing.
IppE


I have issues.
Aurani
You have Russian issues, yes.
AutoMedic
Russian Planes are shit
IppE

AutoMedic wrote:

Russian Planes are shit
сука блять
Bweh
DeletedUser_2024727

Static Noise Bird wrote:

what's an utaite? is it a new UTAU or w/e

not that I'd care about weeaboo stuff anyway but uh
Utaite (歌い手) is a Japanese term for people who cover previously released songs and post them on Nico Nico Douga and YouTube under the utattemita category. The term "utaite" is unique to Nico Nico Douga singers, making it different from Kashu (歌手), which means "singer" in general.

Generally, utaite do cover songs for VOCALOID original songs, anime and game related songs, and J-Pop. They also do parodies with different lyrics for popular songs, intended for amusement.

Most utaite exclusively cover songs and upload under the utattemita section, but some of them have doujin circles and release original music/drama CDs during events like Comic Market and VOCALOID M@ster, frequently referred to as Comiket and VoMas respectively. A few utaite also have become partly or wholly professional singers and have released/will release their albums under official labels. Some examples are Valshe, Piko, clear, 96Neko, and Lon.

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Collaboration projectsEdit
Occasionally, Utaite may collaborate with each other, forming pairs or groups that they collaborate in. Many Utaite have people they collaborate with often, such as clear with nero or Usa with Yamai. There are many famous duet songs, such as magnet and famous group songs, notably Smiling. Collaborations differ from Awasetemita (合わせてみた, lit. "Tried to combine"), more commonly known as Nico Nico choruses, in that collaborators give consent and actively participate, whereas choruses are created by a separate party after the utaite involved have uploaded their own covers.

Live performancesEdit
Recently, utaite appearing in concerts and live events have also become popular and have become more prolific and public. Most of these singers perform on Nico Nico Live concerts or Nico Farre, though several like Piko, having gone major, perform in their own right.

Mixing and encodingEdit
An utaite's wonderful covers are attributed not only to his or her beautiful rendition but also because of the dexterous mixing and encoding of the song so that it sounds high-quality. There are some utaite who mix their own songs and may also mix for other utaite. Many covers, however, are mixed by users on NND who specifically mix and/or encode utattemita.

Producers as UtaiteEdit
VOCALOID producers are people involved in composing original songs or tuning VOCALOID to cover existing songs. Some of these people also sing and upload their covers under the utattemita category. A famous producer whom also sings is Tourai. Utattemita sung by producers in Nico Nico Douga are categorized under the tag "Utau P Series" (歌うPシリーズ) which literally means "singing producers series".[1]

For more information on producer utaite see here
DeletedUser_2024727

Brian OA wrote:

2kawaii5me
Bweh
That means go to bed
-sev

Brian OA wrote:

More like good morning
Birdy
It's 8am. I woke up 12 hours ago.

Should I be concerned about my sleeping pattern?
-sev
It's also 8 am here and I'm pondering if I should sleep or not.
Apex_old
untitled
IppE

Apex wrote:

Breaking News from Captain Obvious: China bans animes such as Love Live!, Mahou Shoujo Madoka, One Piece, all the seven seasons of Monogatari, and Parasyte.

You want Piracy? Because that's how you get piracy.
Zelda
Aurani
A month old, but still caught me by surprise how idiotic they can actually be.
" Turkey Investigating Minecraft for Being ‘Too Violent’ "

Oh yes, ban the game for being too violent, while totally ignoring the fact that you stole lands with your shitty tribe, killed or converted most Orthodox there for your kebab expansion and also pushed the Armenian genocide under the rug.
Such peace-loving people. Oh yes.
Bweh
Didn't that happen like a hundred years ago
AutoMedic
Note that an evil man still has the primal thirst to destroy even if he meditated for a hundred years

Not that I care anyway, that guy's probably dead by now
Aurani
It happened just as Turkey began "modernising". That only shows how much they moved from their savage ways. They even celebrate that fag Ataturk as a hero. Might as well start worshiping Hitler as one, too.
Bweh
Just saying that both things are far apart in scale and time. I don't know what kind of place Turkey is now, but I doubt you'd be dealing with the same people after a hundred years.
Aurani
Refer to the post above, mate.

It's like claiming that people who glorify Stalin are any different than the ones who lived during his lifetime.
AutoMedic
I should glorify japan because hey, they fucking demolished our country, raped our local women and fucked up with our landmarks

/sarcasm

Philippine history, the more you know
Yuudachi-kun
The Japanese involved in WWII aren't even alive anymore so why are you treating the country like those people are still in charge? Same goes for Germany too.
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Refer to the post above, mate.

It's like claiming that people who glorify Stalin are any different than the ones who lived during his lifetime.
Different times, different people. Otherwise I doubt they'd ban Minecraft.
Aurani
The inherent factor here is that many people were (and are being) taught to hate others, based on the past. It runs in the family. Claiming that Japanese have changed as a people would be a lie, a big one. Do you REALLY think Japan wants to be in NATO? Do you really think the Japanese people have forgotten those nukes? They will take the first opportunity they can to backstab USA when it gets weaker. Same goes for every other country and its people.

Hatred is a simple emotion, yet hard to root out.
Yuudachi-kun
I wouldn't disagree to backstabbing the US.
Bweh
But that's just a fallacious appeal to the majority.
Aurani
All I'm saying is that claiming that the people might have "changed" or "bettered" is very much naive thinking. The masses are incredibly easy to manipulate and no country in the world is innocent in that. The ugly thing about it is that simple-minded people are prone to it and no matter how good you might be, it WILL awaken your basic instincts when the time comes.
Germany can't be taken as an example of it anymore, as they have gotten more politically intelligent and are now conquering Europe by the force of economy, rather than outright war, but just take a more peaceful and "neutral" country for example - Sweden. It's a democratic country, no? Its people are prosperous and mostly content with the current state of affairs, apart from the kebab problem, but put that aside. Can you bring yourself to tell me that if Russia were to weaken completely along with the rest of Europe, they wouldn't want revenge for the failure of Gustav Adolf and the eventual disgrace they experienced in the immediate aftermath?
You have clearly skipped your psychology classes if you believe that a person holds no beliefs, even if buried deep, deep inside them, of their country's territorial expansion rights. People can appear civilised, but the unshakable truth is that only a very, very tiny fraction of the whole populace is truly neutral in that regard, and the rest are just putting up a social facade.
DeletedUser_4041880
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

All I'm saying is that claiming that the people might have "changed" or "bettered" is very much naive thinking.
I can't say they've become better, but I can be certain that most of the people you are judging on historical events have changed in the sense that they are now dead. I just find it extreme that you're calling Turkey out over hypocrisy for completely different things. Even if at their core they're mongoloid, invasive barbarians, you can't judge the people of today for actions of the past. That's on par with holding today's white populace accountable for black slavery in the 1800s.
Yuudachi-kun
Blue Stig

Zelda wrote:

I checked this out on youtube to see the comments.
I saw something that changes everything.

SPOILER
He's back
http://mara.tuuba.moe/



He picked the wrong version of the final countdown though.

DeletedUser_2024727

Kheldragar wrote:

The Japanese involved in WWII aren't even alive anymore so why are you treating the country like those people are still in charge? Same goes for Germany too.
heil hitler
Aurani
I never said such a thing. Don't put things like that into my mouth. I'm not claiming today's populace of Turkey is accountable for the Armenian Genocide, but they sure as Hell support it, if even subtly. THAT is what the crux of my post above was. I can't blame them for what their grandfathers and great grandfathers have done, but I CAN if they "cheer" for such past actions.
I still remember a poll that was conducted in Turkey around 2012 (don't quote me on that, my memory is fuzzy as for the exact details such as the date) showed that three fourths of the people there consider Ataturk a hero of the country for "removing the Armenian threat". Now, focus on the last sentence - they worship that person not only for "modernising" Turkey, but for actually brutally murdering a whole ethnic group.

The latter part of my previous post was that they aren't alone in that. EVERY country has those kind of people, but in some, like Turkey - as taken in the example, they are figuratively covering their own feces and primal instincts with social facades, and that Minecraft scandal is merely one of many.
DeletedUser_2024727

Aurani wrote:

I never said such a thing. Don't put things like that into my mouth. I'm not claiming today's populace of Turkey is accountable for the Armenian Genocide, but they sure as Hell support it, if even subtly. THAT is what the crux of my post above was. I can't blame them for what their grandfathers and great grandfathers have done, but I CAN if they "cheer" for such past actions.
I still remember a poll that was conducted in Turkey around 2012 (don't quote me on that, my memory is fuzzy as for the exact details such as the date) showed that three fourths of the people there consider Ataturk a hero of the country for "removing the Armenian threat". Now, focus on the last sentence - they worship that person not only for "modernising" Turkey, but for actually brutally murdering a whole ethnic group.

The latter part of my previous post was that they aren't alone in that. EVERY country has those kind of people, but in some, like Turkey - as taken in the example, they are figuratively covering their own feces and primal instincts with social facades, and that Minecraft scandal is merely one of many.
you're preaching a bunch of uneducated white people
Aurani

Choofers wrote:

you're preaching a bunch of uneducated white people
All hail our great Lord Niggercum! Fuck the whites, throw off the shackles of oppression and conquer the world!
AutoMedic
you cant cum inside me today, baby

NO
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

I never said such a thing. Don't put things like that into my mouth.
What thing? I said a few things in there so it's hard to pin that down.

I'm not claiming today's populace of Turkey is accountable for the Armenian Genocide,
I didn't really say that either, but you cleared up your point a whole lot thanks to that.

but they sure as Hell support it, if even subtly.
You sure about that?

THAT is what the crux of my post above was. I can't blame them for what their grandfathers and great grandfathers have done, but I CAN if they "cheer" for such past actions.
Fair enough

I still remember a poll that was conducted in Turkey around 2012 (don't quote me on that, my memory is fuzzy as for the exact details such as the date) showed that three fourths of the people there consider Ataturk a hero of the country for "removing the Armenian threat". Now, focus on the last sentence - they worship that person not only for "modernising" Turkey, but for actually brutally murdering a whole ethnic group.
Yes, and I'm sure people affirm Lincoln ended slavery knowing full well all the details behind the Civil War. You see, if I was in charge of propaganda and nationalism was my thing, I'd know full well those numbers could easily be bullshit. That's statistics. Now, if you told me that you know a bunch of Turkish people and that their character lines up pretty well with what you've described me, I'd buy it.

Usually I don't buy into blanket statements like that because I've seen statistics and they're far too easy to manipulate. Only reason why I'd believe someone if they told me that all Argentinians are assholes is because, well, all Argentinians I've had the pleasure to speak to face to face have been assholes. In other words, an anecdote would be better than a poll.

You see Nancy, I'm not going to judge a whole bunch of people even if they did support Ataturk the Mass Murderer because I doubt most of them even see him the way you do. I know what it's like to sit in a history class and have your teacher ramble on about how justice was always on your country's side while holding back those little bits about who threw the first punch because it was "total chaos" or "there were no witnesses."

Unless you could prove that they all do indeed hate Armenia and support Turkleton knowing full well what he did.

The latter part of my previous post was that they aren't alone in that. EVERY country has those kind of people, but in some, like Turkey - as taken in the example, they are figuratively covering their own feces and primal instincts with social facades, and that Minecraft scandal is merely one of many.
I can see that odd logic there but that only holds if the same nationalists were the ones banning video games.

It's like India banning porn. I doubt it's the general populace's choice because every Indian I've talked to complains to me about how even showing a woman's neck is too risque over there.
DeletedUser_4041880
AutoMedic

Frostei wrote:

Woah, the fuck?
DeletedUser_4041880

AutoMedic wrote:

Woah, the fuck?
Click here
Trash Boat
I never knew you were that COLD, Frostei.

;)
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

You see Nancy, I'm not going to judge a whole bunch of people even if they did support Ataturk the Mass Murderer because I doubt most of them even see him the way you do. I know what it's like to sit in a history class and have your teacher ramble on about how justice was always on your country's side while holding back those little bits about who threw the first punch because it was "total chaos" or "there were no witnesses."

Unless you could prove that they all do indeed hate Armenia and support Turkleton knowing full well what he did.
That is like literally saying that you need proof that most North Americans dislike Russians, or that Serbs dislike Balkan kebab.
Yes, there will always be people who don't really give two shits about such affairs, but those are a serious minority. Propaganda, after all, works wonders, as you've stated too.

I have no idea why you spouted that out, as you should know better. Claiming to need proof for something just because you haven't experienced it first hand is swinging heavily to the ignorant side. If you need proof THAT badly - every common Turk (tourist) I've seen pass through Serbia has either caused unrest or claimed to heavily dislike all Orthodox people (I wonder why). I don't need any more proof than that.
If you can claim oh-so-lovely that every Argentinian you've met so far has been a dick, and thus concluded that they're mostly dicks, I can also safely use it and say that every single Turk but ONE (he is actually quite a nice friend of mine) I've met has behaved like a total asshole and held rather imperialistic beliefs for his country - and I've personally met more than just a few. Now, don't misunderstand me, I give zero shits about someone's wet dream of the great Ottoman Empire, but I DO give a shit if they hate someone based on such a thing as religion.

I'm really not going to go into an argument of subjective thoughts, as you have yours and I have mine, so I'm dropping out of this discussion, after this post.
AutoMedic

Trash Boat wrote:

I never knew you were that COLD, Frostei.

;)
You do that one more time, I'll fucking rip your guts out
DeletedUser_4041880

Trash Boat wrote:

I never knew you were that COLD, Frostei.

;)
I killed all the students in Yandere Simulator in one go. The blood pools were fucking hell to clean up.
Aurani

AutoMedic wrote:

You do that one more time, I'll fucking rip your guts out
Don't forget to fuck them. You can't bear my children if you don't wish to rape Boat.
-sev

Aurani wrote:

AutoMedic wrote:

You do that one more time, I'll fucking rip your guts out
You can't bear my children if you don't wish to rape Boat.
Deal breaker.
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