Shellghost wrote:

The Won't Try-Force?

Brian OA wrote:

In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.

You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.

Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.

Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.

Brian OA wrote:

In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.

Jordan wrote:

I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.

Tanzklaue wrote:

just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.

Shellghost wrote:

The Won't Try-Force?

Seph wrote:

Shellghost wrote:

The Won't Try-Force?

man wow

haha

shots fired

im hit

Zeraph wrote:

man up

GladiOol wrote:

hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck

Kanye West wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck

the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladi

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

Yuu-Chii wrote:

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

nani

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

Seph wrote:

I thought it said Herp Alpert

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

UnderminE wrote:

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

That's what our prime minister thinks too, moreover, he wants them to stay at home so people don't get horny because of them
big sin hurr durr

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

Ceph23 wrote:

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!

Burnt Toast wrote:

Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another

mathexpert wrote:

Ceph23 wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot

I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!

mekadon wrote:

...not sure if sarcastic

Burnt Toast wrote:

I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.

One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.

Brian OA wrote:

Burnt Toast wrote:

I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.

One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.

ONE DAY, AT OSU ACADEMY


"Hey, we haven't introduced each other yet." You approach the student in front of you.

The student glares at you for a few seconds. A text slides in front of you saying 'Kanye West, Super Duper High School Level Nigger.'

He walks away.

"S-Some other time, then." You respond.

You turn around to find the Super Duper High School Level Shitposter laughing at you.

mekadon wrote:

I kind of like the idea of having children, despite knowing it's huge responsibility.
I admit I do fantasize my daughteru calling me "papa" and draw cute stuff (actually ugly but oh well) in front of me

Well shit

mekadon wrote:

I kind of like the idea of having children, despite knowing it's huge responsibility.
I admit I do fantasize my daughteru calling me "papa" and draw cute stuff (actually ugly but oh well) in front of me

Well shit

Burnt Toast wrote:

I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.

One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.

Liiraye wrote:

Someone make osu academy happen.

Free VN

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

Liiraye wrote:

Someone make osu academy happen.

Free VN

Will i be one of the waifus to chose from?!1
Pls choose my storyline, i'm best waifu fuck other waifus.

mathexpert wrote:

Subaru Takamaru wrote:

I wish I have little sister ;_;

lewd

Ceph23 wrote:

Siscon alert!!

Kanye West wrote:

I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.

Liiraye wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.

People often say that. They completely change when they git keeds tho

Yuu-Chii wrote:

everytime i watch 2d guro...
Like people getting ripped apart....
Getting cut into half...

I start to fantasize....
I fantasize as the victim.....

Wtf is wrong with me

Yuu-Chii wrote:

well the thing is......

The gore has to be something like....
Something that guaranteed death or at least close to that

Like getting sliced in half, or getting your head lobbed off while you are going on with your everyday routine

The feeling of a short episode of pain overpowered by the thought of death which might come within milliseconds or minutes

inb4 nsfw



Guhhh......
Excuse me...

Ceph23 wrote:

What do you feel about "The human Centepede"?

Elly-chan wrote:

one time i accidently poured iced tea into my cereal instead of milk and still ate it omg

Brian OA wrote:

One bad end features the player moving on to becoming the best player there ever was, is, and ever will be at the cost of his own humanity.

cheesiest wrote:

I asked my mom how she'd feel if I told her a had a boyfriend during a car ride home from school recently. I am out to her, but I always felt that she was in denial of it or she was hopeful I'd change, but whatever it was, I think, ultimately, the product that came out of me asking her was a factor of how unnerving the whole situation was for her and how her hopes for me slowly started collapsing as I pushed the question further.

Essentially, I asked her at first and she laughed, which was not out of happiness obviously. She laughed out of denial. She laughed because she didn't think what was happening was happening or serious, despite how many clues she's gotten that this could happen. I asked her again, and she simply tried to dismiss the question, saying, "This won't happen."

She said, that if God does not will this to happen, then it will not happen, and instead I asked again, emphasizing the what if part of the question.

At this point, she stopped for a second (in thought, of course) in what I believe was shock and soon after she followed up by repeating, in a noticeably shaky voice, "Inshallah, this will not happen."

She was upset at this point, and anyone could notice it. I think at this point, most people would ease off and just comfort their mother, but, to be quite honest, my suspicions about her being in denial (which I felt ever since the night I came out to her after I was outed to her) made me feel quite remorseless. Between her frequent attempts (that I kindly responded to and still do) at trying to push me "back" to her religion and how often she would dehumanize and, in some extreme cases, even demonize gays, lesbians, and transgender people after I had come out, I felt it was too much to just let the air of uneasiness that settled around me over the past two years linger longer. I asked the question again, adding, "I am gay. You know that, right?"

She started to get teary-eyed when I said that.

She finally gave me a small taste of an answer when she said that she was able to deal with a devastating divorce, and that she could deal with "this". When she finished speaking she started to cry, and I think this is when my mom started to realize just how serious I was.

But, as I said, it was a small taste of an answer and I pushed even further.

I feel mostly upset about what I did beyond this point (I don't feel comfortable enough talking about it to the open public) because in the end, not only did it not get anything answered to a point I felt was satisfactory (it even left some more questions), it just hurt my mom a lot and the outcome of this seemed much more negative than positive.

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Islam isn't Christianity

AlucPanda wrote:

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Islam isn't Christianity

We worship the same God. Notice how I didn't bring up Jesus anywhere.

battler077 wrote:

i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret it

battler077 wrote:

i won't regret it

battler077 wrote:

regret

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

battler077 wrote:

i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret it

battler077 wrote:

i won't regret it

battler077 wrote:

regret

yes you will.

Static Noise Bird wrote:

get on facebook niggger

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

hero of suomi

Trash Boat wrote:

i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret it

GladiOol wrote:

You should've just kept it at "Trash".

Trash Boat wrote:

i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret it

Sal32 wrote:

Battler is that you??

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

battler077 wrote:

i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret it

battler077 wrote:

i won't regret it

battler077 wrote:

regret

yes you will.

Yoeri wrote:

Anyone who changes their name based on a stupid joke will regret it eventually.
Except stupid people, I guess. So hey.

Trash Boat wrote:

Yoeri wrote:

Anyone who changes their name based on a stupid joke will regret it eventually.
Except stupid people, I guess. So hey.

coming from you

Kanye West wrote:

except bumperpower64 was actually cool and retro

GladiOol wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

except bumperpower64 was actually cool and retro

who is this bumper you speak of? i only know bu,per


when i was 12 my nickname was gladi-a-tor with those beautiful horizontal lines inbetween them. i have no idea why. atleast it wasn't xXxgladiatormlgxXx