this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
fine... my bad then *never confessed beforeDulcet wrote:
this is not a confession
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
idk sometimes things happen that are really tough to handle, also depression can be caused by other peoplemekadon wrote:
how does people get depressed all the time anywayFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
I know life is hard but still
What are you even saying?Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
do it. Life doesn't end there if she blocks uJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
lol second thatBassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous
Mianki wrote:
we could play "boys" video games together.
dude mario is the most manly game of them all. what is manlier than being a guy with awesome mustache that goes out to safe his lady from a giant killer-dragon-toad (emphasis on the dragon)?Mianki wrote:
we'd play some Mario together.
Jordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I know that feel bro... I don't want to end it with my childhood friend after being with her for over 10 years ;_;Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
The Won't Try-Force?Seph wrote:
Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end eithergoddamn you're on a trinity with me and gladiJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
Shellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
Genial jajajajaja!Brian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
that's the best thing to do in class no matter who's teachingBrian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
people generally don't give a fuck about whether a friend has a crush on them or not, at least they don't care about it enough to get mad about itJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
my sister is just like my japanese animesTanzklaue wrote:
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
bitchSeph wrote:
man wowShellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
haha
shots fired
im hit
funny dudeZeraph wrote:
man up
the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladiGladiOol wrote:
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
Kanye West wrote:
the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladiGladiOol wrote:
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
nanimekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
they always doesYuu-Chii wrote:
nanimekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
whatmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
lol i thought it said Herp AlbertSeph wrote:
I thought it said Herp Alpert
That's what our prime minister thinks too, moreover, he wants them to stay at home so people don't get horny because of themmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
UnderminE wrote:
That's what our prime minister thinks too, moreover, he wants them to stay at home so people don't get horny because of themmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
big sin hurr durr
DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!mekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
...not sure if sarcasticCeph23 wrote:
I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!mekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
HahBurnt Toast wrote:
Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another
mathexpert wrote:
I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!Ceph23 wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
They're completely serious.mekadon wrote:
...not sure if sarcastic
ONE DAY, AT OSU ACADEMYBurnt Toast wrote:
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
Sounds like the beginning of some Yaoi fangirl fantasy.Brian OA wrote:
ONE DAY, AT OSU ACADEMYBurnt Toast wrote:
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
"Hey, we haven't introduced each other yet." You approach the student in front of you.
The student glares at you for a few seconds. A text slides in front of you saying 'Kanye West, Super Duper High School Level Nigger.'
He walks away.
"S-Some other time, then." You respond.
You turn around to find the Super Duper High School Level Shitposter laughing at you.
mekadon wrote:
I kind of like the idea of having children, despite knowing it's huge responsibility.
I admit I do fantasize my daughteru calling me "papa" and draw cute stuff (actually ugly but oh well) in front of me
Well shit
I think it's perfectly natural to think that way. We all have some plan to to get married and have kids someday.And I believe that responsibility brings out the best in everyone.mekadon wrote:
I kind of like the idea of having children, despite knowing it's huge responsibility.
I admit I do fantasize my daughteru calling me "papa" and draw cute stuff (actually ugly but oh well) in front of me
Well shit
And suddenly you turn around to Horo writing names in a death noteBurnt Toast wrote:
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
Will i be one of the waifus to chose from?!1Liiraye wrote:
Someone make osu academy happen.
Free VN
no, you will be in the club of off topic, where you (the player that is) will never enter out of fear but everytime you stand in front of the door you hear hilariously bad written humour from various members of off topic.NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Will i be one of the waifus to chose from?!1Liiraye wrote:
Someone make osu academy happen.
Free VN
Pls choose my storyline, i'm best waifu fuck other waifus.
Kanye West wrote:
I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.
if they get kids, which I won'tLiiraye wrote:
Kanye West wrote:
I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.
People often say that. They completely change when they git keeds tho
Nay, the fault is with the deceitful animators who can turn even the most grotesque scenes into paradoxical moe.Yuu-Chii wrote:
everytime i watch 2d guro...
Like people getting ripped apart....
Getting cut into half...
I start to fantasize....
I fantasize as the victim.....
Wtf is wrong with me
I've been browsing gurochan for years i know how you feel, but the first thing that got me into it was a drowning fetish.Yuu-Chii wrote:
well the thing is......
The gore has to be something like....
Something that guaranteed death or at least close to that
Like getting sliced in half, or getting your head lobbed off while you are going on with your everyday routine
The feeling of a short episode of pain overpowered by the thought of death which might come within milliseconds or minutes
inb4 nsfw
Guhhh......
Excuse me...
It's a good movie and it really inspire meCeph23 wrote:
What do you feel about "The human Centepede"?
Lolz similar situation where I accidentally poured Listerine over my toothbrush instead of toothpaste, herpderpElly-chan wrote:
one time i accidently poured iced tea into my cereal instead of milk and still ate it omg
this should be the best ending not a bad endingBrian OA wrote:
One bad end features the player moving on to becoming the best player there ever was, is, and ever will be at the cost of his own humanity.
Well at least you got it out in the open now instead of later. I always think that immediate closure is a good thing.cheesiest wrote:
I asked my mom how she'd feel if I told her a had a boyfriend during a car ride home from school recently. I am out to her, but I always felt that she was in denial of it or she was hopeful I'd change, but whatever it was, I think, ultimately, the product that came out of me asking her was a factor of how unnerving the whole situation was for her and how her hopes for me slowly started collapsing as I pushed the question further.
Essentially, I asked her at first and she laughed, which was not out of happiness obviously. She laughed out of denial. She laughed because she didn't think what was happening was happening or serious, despite how many clues she's gotten that this could happen. I asked her again, and she simply tried to dismiss the question, saying, "This won't happen."
She said, that if God does not will this to happen, then it will not happen, and instead I asked again, emphasizing the what if part of the question.
At this point, she stopped for a second (in thought, of course) in what I believe was shock and soon after she followed up by repeating, in a noticeably shaky voice, "Inshallah, this will not happen."
She was upset at this point, and anyone could notice it. I think at this point, most people would ease off and just comfort their mother, but, to be quite honest, my suspicions about her being in denial (which I felt ever since the night I came out to her after I was outed to her) made me feel quite remorseless. Between her frequent attempts (that I kindly responded to and still do) at trying to push me "back" to her religion and how often she would dehumanize and, in some extreme cases, even demonize gays, lesbians, and transgender people after I had come out, I felt it was too much to just let the air of uneasiness that settled around me over the past two years linger longer. I asked the question again, adding, "I am gay. You know that, right?"
She started to get teary-eyed when I said that.
She finally gave me a small taste of an answer when she said that she was able to deal with a devastating divorce, and that she could deal with "this". When she finished speaking she started to cry, and I think this is when my mom started to realize just how serious I was.
But, as I said, it was a small taste of an answer and I pushed even further.
I feel mostly upset about what I did beyond this point (I don't feel comfortable enough talking about it to the open public) because in the end, not only did it not get anything answered to a point I felt was satisfactory (it even left some more questions), it just hurt my mom a lot and the outcome of this seemed much more negative than positive.
We worship the same God. Notice how I didn't bring up Jesus anywhere.DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
Islam isn't Christianity
Ehhh.AlucPanda wrote:
We worship the same God. Notice how I didn't bring up Jesus anywhere.DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
Islam isn't Christianity
battler077 wrote:
i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret it
battler077 wrote:
i won't regret it
yes you will.battler077 wrote:
regret
get on facebook nigggerNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
battler077 wrote:
i just changed my username and avatar. i won't regret itbattler077 wrote:
i won't regret ityes you will.battler077 wrote:
regret
Static Noise Bird wrote:
get on facebook niggger
NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
hero of suomi