I'll never repeat this again, so read it.
Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.
Well, it was me (of course).
I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.
I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.
Well, it was me (of course).
I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.
I regret this. Please let me die. Please.