feck ye a american ya to free fer me and my riceApex wrote:
"Americans are too free, Chinese men are too pretentious."
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Here in the Philippines, spending christmas with many relatives is widely practiced. I just got back from our family reunion and there were like 150+ people there. I remember about 20 of their names.
I gave up eating seafood after watching documentaries and finally deciding I shall not eat seafood from then on. That was about 8-12 years ago.
Wherever I go, I spam the refund button on every single vending machine I see in the hopes of getting some loose change
ftfyZeraphlol wrote:
North Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk
Shut.the fuck upSethlied wrote:
ftfyZeraphlol wrote:
North Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk
I hear Kim Jong Un throws crazy parties though.
I'll never repeat this again, so read it.
Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.
Well, it was me (of course).
I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.
I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.
Well, it was me (of course).
I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.
I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
can i have the skirt?Daichi Grey wrote:
I'll never repeat this again, so read it.
Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.
Well, it was me (of course).
I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.
I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
I left it in the hotel, so, I think not. But if you want another one, I can buy one for you and sign it.silmarilen wrote:
can i have the skirt?Daichi Grey wrote:
I'll never repeat this again, so read it.
Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.
Well, it was me (of course).
I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.
I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
Skirtfabulous.
if(InParis){
if(drunk){
TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
Skirt.wear;
System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
}else{
GoToBar.drink();
}
}I love you for this. <3mathexpert wrote:
if(InParis){
if(drunk){
TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
Skirt.wear;
System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
}else{
GoToBar.drink();
}
}
Why, do, people, type, like, this???
Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.
You should rename yourself code expert!mathexpert wrote:
if(InParis){
if(drunk){
TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
Skirt.wear;
System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
}else{
GoToBar.drink();
}
}
b-but programming, and computer science in general is math...
Also, tux your signature is outdated
Also, tux your signature is outdated
Ad hominem.Static Noise Bird wrote:
Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.
Taking me seriously.Shellghost wrote:
Ad hominem.Static Noise Bird wrote:
Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.
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i would do it just for the signatureDaichi Grey wrote:
I left it in the hotel, so, I think not. But if you want another one, I can buy one for you and sign it.silmarilen wrote:
can i have the skirt?
Skirtfabulous.
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is it christmas edition?SaigonAlice wrote:
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sure why the fuuck not lets add a santa hat on his/her jhonson(dick)Dulcet wrote:
is it christmas edition?SaigonAlice wrote:
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it's a christmas miracleSaigonAlice wrote:
sure why the fuuck not lets add a santa hat on his/her jhonson(dick)
what the fuck aei
holy crap that's hot pm me the .avi pls asapSaigonAlice wrote:
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heremathexpert wrote:
holy crap that's hot pm me the .avi pls asapSaigonAlice wrote:
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What a peculiar maneuver.
I'll have to try that later.
I'll have to try that later.
children browse this siteCeph23 wrote:
It's not LEWD. This is a scam!!!
You are my first customer.silmarilen wrote:
i would do it just for the signature
On topic : I'm waiting for the "top 100 beatmaps of 2013" poll just because there will certainly be a huge drama about Guren no Yumiya taking the 1st place.
I know I shouldn't be happy about that but... it will be entertaining, you know it.
I know I shouldn't be happy about that but... it will be entertaining, you know it.
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