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Hika
am I truly the only one that just feels extreme hatred toward this time of year
I just hate christmas the most out of any time of year
Foxtrot
christmas is the only time your family actually tries to show that they care about you

isn't that grand?
Sethlied

Dulcet wrote:

christmas is the only time your family actually tries to show that they care about you

isn't that grand?
HAHA YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU
Foxtrot

Sethlied wrote:

Dulcet wrote:

christmas is the only time your family actually tries to show that they care about you

isn't that grand?
HAHA YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU
i wasn't even talking about myself
South
my family loves me to much

i feel really bad because im annoyed by how clingy they are
Trash Boat
Parents are parents, even if you dont like them
mathexpert

battler077 wrote:

Parents are parents, even if you dont like them
fuck parental, parental guidance must stop
Sethlied

mathexpert wrote:

battler077 wrote:

Parents are parents, even if you dont like them
fuck parental, parental guidance must stop
are we rome now
Hika

Dulcet wrote:

christmas is the only time your family actually tries to show that they care about you

isn't that grand?
it's more like my family gets together to call each other names and cause shit

gg ready to start family drama tomorrow
Apex_old
"Americans are too free, Chinese men are too pretentious."
Sethlied

Apex wrote:

"Americans are too free, Chinese men are too pretentious."
feck ye a american ya to free fer me and my rice
Ceph23
Here in the Philippines, spending christmas with many relatives is widely practiced. I just got back from our family reunion and there were like 150+ people there. I remember about 20 of their names.
neonat
I gave up eating seafood after watching documentaries and finally deciding I shall not eat seafood from then on. That was about 8-12 years ago.
ChezeHam
Wherever I go, I spam the refund button on every single vending machine I see in the hopes of getting some loose change
Zeraph
Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk
Sethlied

Zeraphlol wrote:

North Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk
ftfy
Zeraph

Sethlied wrote:

Zeraphlol wrote:

North Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk
ftfy
Shut.the fuck up
Kanye West
I hear Kim Jong Un throws crazy parties though.
KajTorvaldGrey
I'll never repeat this again, so read it.

Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.

Well, it was me (of course).

I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.

I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
silmarilen

Daichi Grey wrote:

I'll never repeat this again, so read it.

Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.

Well, it was me (of course).

I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.

I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
can i have the skirt?
KajTorvaldGrey

silmarilen wrote:

Daichi Grey wrote:

I'll never repeat this again, so read it.

Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.

Well, it was me (of course).

I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.

I regret this. Please let me die. Please.
can i have the skirt?
I left it in the hotel, so, I think not. But if you want another one, I can buy one for you and sign it.
Skirtfabulous.
mathexpert
if(InParis){
if(drunk){
TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
Skirt.wear;
System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
}else{
GoToBar.drink();
}
}
KajTorvaldGrey

mathexpert wrote:

if(InParis){
if(drunk){
TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
Skirt.wear;
System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
}else{
GoToBar.drink();
}
}
I love you for this. <3
Shellghost
Why, do, people, type, like, this???
Birdy
Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.
AstralPhnx

mathexpert wrote:

if(InParis){
if(drunk){
TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
Skirt.wear;
System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
}else{
GoToBar.drink();
}
}
You should rename yourself code expert!
mathexpert
b-but programming, and computer science in general is math...


Also, tux your signature is outdated :P
Shellghost

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.
Ad hominem.
Birdy

Shellghost wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.
Ad hominem.
Taking me seriously.
Kanye West
MJ_popcorn.gif
mathexpert
Yui_toast.gif
kouzuki_karen
chaccaron maccaron.avi
silmarilen

Daichi Grey wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

can i have the skirt?
I left it in the hotel, so, I think not. But if you want another one, I can buy one for you and sign it.
Skirtfabulous.
i would do it just for the signature
Birdy
kfc_dance.gif
Ceph23
What_the_fuck?!.gif
SaigonAlice
staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif
Foxtrot

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif
is it christmas edition?
Zeraph
staticnoisebird_makingitsnow.avi
SaigonAlice

Dulcet wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif
is it christmas edition?
sure why the fuuck not lets add a santa hat on his/her jhonson(dick)
Foxtrot

SaigonAlice wrote:

sure why the fuuck not lets add a santa hat on his/her jhonson(dick)
it's a christmas miracle
Birdy
what the fuck aei
mathexpert

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif
holy crap that's hot pm me the .avi pls asap
SaigonAlice

mathexpert wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif
holy crap that's hot pm me the .avi pls asap
here

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/ ... 5dcv10.gif
Shellghost
What a peculiar maneuver.

I'll have to try that later.
Ceph23
It's not jacking off. This is a scam!!!
Sethlied

Ceph23 wrote:

It's not LEWD. This is a scam!!!
children browse this site
Bweh
You mean manchildren.
KajTorvaldGrey

silmarilen wrote:

i would do it just for the signature
You are my first customer.
Varetyr
On topic : I'm waiting for the "top 100 beatmaps of 2013" poll just because there will certainly be a huge drama about Guren no Yumiya taking the 1st place.
I know I shouldn't be happy about that but... it will be entertaining, you know it.
UnderminE
Dragons the best of all time
OtakuFreak

Varetyr wrote:

On topic : I'm waiting for the "top 100 beatmaps of 2013" poll just because there will certainly be a huge drama about Guren no Yumiya taking the 1st place.
I know I shouldn't be happy about that but... it will be entertaining, you know it.
Guren No Yumiya.Heck Yeah :v 8-)
MrUndeadLox
top 100?
wtf? :o
Trust
I've been holding out on getting my driver's license for 3 years now because, simply put, driving frightens me. I start in-class lessons tomorrow and in-car sessions shortly after and I don't think I've ever felt so much stress before. Hopefully the nerves will shake off soon. It may just be another one of those cases were everything goes fine and my worrying and nervousness was for nothing. I hope.

just something i felt like sharing.
KajTorvaldGrey

Trust wrote:

I've been holding out on getting my driver's license for 3 years now because, simply put, driving frightens me. I start in-class lessons tomorrow and in-car sessions shortly after and I don't think I've ever felt so much stress before. Hopefully the nerves will shake off soon. It may just be another one of those cases were everything goes fine and my worrying and nervousness was for nothing. I hope.

just something i felt like sharing.
Don't worry, I am also waiting to get my license.

But I kinda need it. Work is really far away and the train is always late.

Something needs to change.
Ceph23

Trust wrote:

I've been holding out on getting my driver's license for 3 years now because, simply put, driving frightens me. I start in-class lessons tomorrow and in-car sessions shortly after and I don't think I've ever felt so much stress before. Hopefully the nerves will shake off soon. It may just be another one of those cases were everything goes fine and my worrying and nervousness was for nothing. I hope.

just something i felt like sharing.
Driving gets easier with time. Just keep your cool.
Apex_old
I miss Cropzy. A lot. :(
BoredPotato
I ate the last cookie. (I'm so evil. Lmao.)
Cyclohexane

Varetyr wrote:

On topic : I'm waiting for the "top 100 beatmaps of 2013" poll just because there will certainly be a huge drama about Guren no Yumiya taking the 1st place.
I know I shouldn't be happy about that but... it will be entertaining, you know it.

why would there be drama about it

it's like if people tried to dramatize the fact that we will inevitably go extinct
whether you like it or not, it's happening

Apex wrote:

I miss Cropzy. A lot. :(
speaking of humanity going extinct here's a name that I never wanted to hear again
Bweh
I kinda miss tennisplayer more
silmarilen
i dont think there is anybody i particularly miss right now
SaigonAlice
wonder where zaerion that asshole went
oops i sinned, lord please forgive me - not
jackisgone

Trust wrote:

I've been holding out on getting my driver's license for 3 years now because, simply put, driving frightens me. I start in-class lessons tomorrow and in-car sessions shortly after and I don't think I've ever felt so much stress before. Hopefully the nerves will shake off soon. It may just be another one of those cases were everything goes fine and my worrying and nervousness was for nothing. I hope.

just something i felt like sharing.
ive passed the written test, never got lessons cause im scared too, people annoy me about when ill start driving and im like.... mehh i dont needa drive, but really it just scares me
Tanzklaue

silmarilen wrote:

i dont think there is anybody i particularly miss right now
yea, because I'm back now!
silmarilen

Tanzklaue wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

i dont think there is anybody i particularly miss right now
yea, because I'm back now!
\:D/
SaigonAlice
if you've tasted your own cum then you're disgusting please don't talk to me
UnderminE
cum bless
Zare

SaigonAlice wrote:

wonder where zaerion that asshole went
oops i sinned, lord please forgive me - not
*Zarerion
NobodySawThis
I'm very terrified of the thought that my drawing skills wouldn't land me a related job, so i draw almost everyday our of passion and fear of the future :|
mekadon_old

SaigonAlice wrote:

if you've tasted your own cum then you're disgusting please don't talk to me
:(
mathexpert

SaigonAlice wrote:

if you've tasted your own cum then you're disgusting please don't talk to me
i-it was an accident, sempai ;~;
Kanye West
Swallowing will make you fat. It's healthier to spit.
mathexpert
thx 4 tip, doc
Ceph23
Also gargling before spitting promotes strong teeth and gums.
Trash Boat
kissing is also a good tip, be cause saliva also reconstruct your teeth
NotEvenDoomMusic

battler077 wrote:

kissing is also a good tip, be cause saliva also reconstruct your teeth
saliva kills

rip in pce jimi hendricopterix
Trash Boat
seriously?
SaigonAlice

mekadon wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

if you've tasted your own cum then you're disgusting please don't talk to me
:(

mathexpert wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

if you've tasted your own cum then you're disgusting please don't talk to me
i-it was an accident, sempai ;~;
oh my god you guys actually did it urrrghhggh

Zarerion wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

wonder where zaerion that asshole went
oops i sinned, lord please forgive me - not
*Zarerion
nah p sure its zaerion

UnderminE wrote:

cum bless
mekadon_old
Am I doing it wrong or kissing doesn't feel as lewd as I see on doujins, but of course I'm comparing with animu, so...

oh my god you guys actually did it urrrghhggh
s-sorry
SaigonAlice
ATTENTION EVERYBODY, ZAERION IS A FURRY
I HAVE PROOF, THIS IS HIS YT AVATAR
Bweh
Rorona

Brian OA wrote:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AiQrGMGBDf
why not both?
SaigonAlice

Rorona wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AiQrGMGBDf
why not both?
NotEvenDoomMusic
god bless saigon radish
Kanye West

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

god bless saigon radish
SaigonAlice
Chokladboll
i threw an egg out the windows, to prove my hate
GladiOol

SaigonAlice wrote:

great confession
Da7shadow
I can't grow pubes so I shave my beard and glue the hairs to my dick.
Trash Boat

Da7shadow wrote:

I can't grow pubes so I shave my beard and glue the hairs to my dick.
ew
Rorona

Da7shadow wrote:

I can't grow pubes so I shave my beard and glue the hairs to my dick.
isn't that what pubes are
Hika
what the fuck dude
Birdy
don't you mean aei
SaigonAlice

Da7shadow wrote:

I can't grow pubes so I shave my beard and glue the hairs to my dick.
god bless you
Da7shadow

Rorona wrote:

Da7shadow wrote:

I can't grow pubes so I shave my beard and glue the hairs to my dick.
isn't that what pubes are
Nope, you get your legit pubes from shaving your eyebrows.
Yarissa
At least you're not cursed with too much hair. I am a walking forest
vipto
I love Pomuta
Lust

vipto wrote:

I love Pomuta
damn, you beat me to it
Kanye West
pomushit should start posting in OT
vipto
He's the funniest guy i've ever met.
We've been talking for a pretty long time now and he never gets boring.
bidizana
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