Zeraphlol wrote:

North Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk

Sethlied wrote:

Zeraphlol wrote:

North Korea is a good place.to get fucked up drunk

ftfy

Daichi Grey wrote:

I'll never repeat this again, so read it.

Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.

Well, it was me (of course).

I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.

I regret this. Please let me die. Please.

silmarilen wrote:

Daichi Grey wrote:

I'll never repeat this again, so read it.

Once upon a time I was really drunk (don't drink, it's dangerous.) in Paris (don't drink in Paris, it's even more dangerous) and some friends and me went into a shopping mall, bought a skirt and someone had to wear it and walk around in Paris like a princess.

Well, it was me (of course).

I didn't care, what the other people were thinking, I mean, I was drunk, okay? Nobody cares in that situation but, you know, the next morning, when you wake up in the hotel and you wear a skirt....God.

I regret this. Please let me die. Please.

can i have the skirt?

if(InParis){
	if(drunk){
		TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
		Skirt.wear;
		System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
	}else{
		GoToBar.drink();
	}
}

mathexpert wrote:

if(InParis){
	if(drunk){
		TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
		Skirt.wear;
		System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
	}else{
		GoToBar.drink();
	}
}

mathexpert wrote:

if(InParis){
	if(drunk){
		TerribleFriends.buy(Skirt);
		Skirt.wear;
		System.out.println("GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK");
	}else{
		GoToBar.drink();
	}
}

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.

Shellghost wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Nice exaggerating, man. There's like barely a single mistake, two at the maximum. But then again, you're Australian so how are you supposed to know.

Ad hominem.

Daichi Grey wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

can i have the skirt?

I left it in the hotel, so, I think not. But if you want another one, I can buy one for you and sign it.
Skirtfabulous.

SaigonAlice wrote:

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Dulcet wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif

is it christmas edition?

SaigonAlice wrote:

sure why the fuuck not lets add a santa hat on his/her jhonson(dick)

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif

mathexpert wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

staticnoisebird_jackingoff.gif

holy crap that's hot pm me the .avi pls asap

Ceph23 wrote:

It's not LEWD. This is a scam!!!

silmarilen wrote:

i would do it just for the signature

Varetyr wrote:

On topic : I'm waiting for the "top 100 beatmaps of 2013" poll just because there will certainly be a huge drama about Guren no Yumiya taking the 1st place.
I know I shouldn't be happy about that but... it will be entertaining, you know it.

Guren No Yumiya.Heck Yeah :v

Trust wrote:

I've been holding out on getting my driver's license for 3 years now because, simply put, driving frightens me. I start in-class lessons tomorrow and in-car sessions shortly after and I don't think I've ever felt so much stress before. Hopefully the nerves will shake off soon. It may just be another one of those cases were everything goes fine and my worrying and nervousness was for nothing. I hope.

just something i felt like sharing.