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Ceph23
Granted but your tolerance for eating anything else will be 0

I wish for some really well cooked steak.
JokerFate
granted, but you will only eat that steak for the rest of your life

I wish I can get a life
Kitsunemimi
Granted, 1-Up, there you go. Grand total value of $0.49.

I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
OsuMe65
granted but only once

i wish i have wires
AmberLynx
Granted but they'll proceed to coil around you tentacle-rape style.

I wish movies in the cinema don't start with commercials and trailers
JokerFate
Granted, the commercials and trailers will be moved somewhere in the middle of the movie you're watching

I wish there will be more than 12 months in a year
Rio-
Granted but the hours in a day decreased

I wish I could eat something fancy
Ceph23
Granted it's so fancy that it judges your social status and you won't enjoy your meal.

I wish I had a million dollars
VIDgamefrk9
Granted, but most of it goes to charity.

I wish I knew what you were thinking.
Rio-
Granted but You'll hear any dirty thought or something bad from them too

I wish I can slept longer (Insomnia btw)
Ceph23
Granted. You'ii never wake up again...... ever.

I wish I can see through clothing at will.
AmberLynx
Granted, but you'll also see right through skin. Enjoy the full view of innards. If that's your thing..

I wish the fireworks display this new year will last for an hour
Rio-
Granted... But there's A Huge Accident after the fireworks ended (Plot twist ftw!)

I wish I can have A Free Pen-Tablet
AmberLynx
Granted But It's A Prototype Build And There Isn't A Driver Available To Install, Rendering It Useless. It Is Now An Overly Huge Make-Do Coaster.

I wish my neighbour would realize sooner that he's horrid at playing the piano and stops practising it hours on end on one damn song.
Ceph23
Granted. He now practices playing the trombone and is even worse at it.

I wish I had a better cell phone.
Phos-
Granted, you are in love with it so much that you quit osu!

I wish someone new would FC Freedom Dive [Four dimensions]
AmberLynx
Granted, but there will be no replay of it for you to watch.

I wish I'm with my family instead for new years
Falapalagas
Granted but then you don't get to see them for another 2 years.

I wish I started my homework last month.
Ceph23
Granted but all the answers are wrong.

I wish my external hard drive didn't have such a strong virus
AmberLynx
Granted but now your internal does.

I wish the next wish gets granted for real
- Marco -
granted

i wish i can **** salted_nuts
Ryu Sei
Granted anytime...
I wish I could hurt myself...
Rio-
Granted... but It'll be endlessly

I wish I can cure disease much easier
Yuzeyun
Granted, but you'll also cure Melyceria. And she'll chase you forever for touching her.

I wish Poland could into space.
OsuMe65
granted but renamed to Proland

I wish i have a sound system
Ryu Sei
Granted, at least the outdated one.

I wish I could FC croix...
Yuzeyun
Granted. But instead, you FCed Triangle.
(Croix is an alternate name of X in a PSX controller.)

I wish null
Kitsunemimi
The genie crashed with NullPointerException. Good job.

I wish for magic.
Ryu Sei
Granted when you gone.

I wish I could write my name...
AmberLynx

marcostudios wrote:

i wish i can **** salted_nuts
What the fuck marco. Bad marco, sit!

ot; Granted but you're writing it on the death note.

I wish I have a pet whale
Ryu Sei
Granted, at least you'll eaten with it.

I wish I could develop my own program...
Ceph23
Granted. You have created a program that destroys the entire world as we know it.

I wish my boss would be a lot easier to approach.
Ryu Sei
Granted. When you dies.

I wish I'm rolling a dice...
AmberLynx
Wow.

Ryu Sei wrote:

Granted, at least the outdated one.

Ryu Sei wrote:

Granted when you gone.

Ryu Sei wrote:

Granted, at least you'll eaten with it.

Ryu Sei wrote:

Granted. When you dies.
From this page alone, I can safely conclude that your posts are almost battler-tier bad. It's like you're just posting for the sake of it. What's the point? You don't even get postcount in FG.

ot; Granted but it'll never stop rolling.

I wish there's four seasons in this tropical country I'm currently living at.
Ryu Sei
offtopic
Who cares? At least I don't junk at wrong place.
Granted, but each season runs for a year.

I wish no one cares me
Kitsunemimi
Granted. You're left alone for the rest of your life. Nobody to talk with you. Nobody to play osu! with you.
.....Nobody to drink with you

I wish it were possible to personally try out anything you want to buy online :<
internet window shopping all day err'day ;_;
Chamelo
Granted, but suddenly, you can't access internet anymore...

I wish I have tail.
Athyrionjh
granted, but it's a skunk tail and you smell the whole time (even if you are not feared)

I wish I could shapeshift
Rio-
Granted but You can't shift back to your own

I wish My middle finger can tap again
Athyrionjh

satriobp wrote:

Granted but You can't shift back to your own
why would I want to do that? :D

granted, but none of your other finger can tap anymore

I wish I couldn't exceed 60 kg+
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