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Powerdrone
Granted, but he wishes such a pure wish it cannot be altered to have evil outcomes.

I wish that I was a Sith.
Esupanitix
granted but the genie doesn't know Star Wars and turns you into one of the rebellion; you get killed by an actual sith later on.

I wish I had a perfectly unstealable tablet pc that could not break, be hacked, catch a virus, have a lost touch pen, and the hard drive could contain 20 times the amount of data of beatmaps stored on osu.ppy.sh, mediafire, and the total data of all of youtube's videos combined. And that it had it's own translator for foreign languages to be converted to english, sent text can be converted to a different language, and all of my files were already on it.
Mashley
Granted, but unstealable is not a word so your Tablet PC is stolen.

I wish this thread didn't suck.
Powerdrone
Granted, but it becomes filled with so much pure, liquid awesome that osu! shuts down and explodes.

I wish that I had more cowbell.
Wojjan
granted. that wish is corrupted on its own

I wish Gabi disappeared
Esupanitix
Granted, but he might come back.

I wish people would understand I am not a retard.

My average grade level in reading is past high school. >.>
Wojjan
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MMzz
Granted but the Dynamite blows up in your face.

I wish I had 54$
Wojjan

MittenMasterzz wrote:

Granted but the Dynamite blows up in your face.
I wish for bad things to happen to people EXCEPT FOR ME OR AFFECTING PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME
Sleep Powder
Granted but nobody you knew was close to you at the time.

I wish for raining men. :roll:

lolol
MMzz
Granted But there all morbidly obese

I wish for a tatacon
Esupanitix
Granted but it is an actual drum and does not work with Taiko No Tatsujin/Drum Master. Or osu!'s Taiko mode.

I wish for an easier way to make maps. (I really do.)
rust45
Granted, but your complete incompetence still makes you fail at making maps.

I wish to be able to sleep one hour and have the energy 12 hours of sleep would normally give me.
Wojjan
Granted, you get your energy, but since you're always pumped up after 1 hour, you can't feel your body becoming overworked. You crumble to dust.

I wish we wouldn't repeat wishes.
Sleep Powder
Granted but you cannot wish again because every wish has been wished before.

I wish for a wish that hasn't been wished before.
kuwarudo
Granted

Here's your volcano made from volcanoes

I wish for a less painful internet connection
Wojjan
Granted, the pain is now transferred to a little kitty
OHGODWHATHAVEYOUDONE

I wish to release the kitty of its pain
Esupanitix
Granted, it goes to you and rust45. YAY! :D

I wish people knew I wasn't a retard.

I'M NOT A RETARD, GOD DAMMIT!
Wojjan
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Esupanitix

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, it goes to you and rust45. YAY! :D
It was granted, and you think I'M the retard.

I wish that I wouldn't have to get a high rank to be known around here...
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I'M the retard.
All I read.
Esupanitix

supergarlic wrote:

I'M the retard.
All I read.
Wizard Of Orz
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Kitsunemimi
/derail
rust45
(Going off of Weegee's post)
Granted, but you don't need a high rank in the first place and the Genie kills you for making a useless wish.

I wish topics derailed less.
Kitsunemimi
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Metruzero
Granted but now all the topics are topics you hate talking about.

I wish for a new TV.
Kitsunemimi

Metruzero wrote:

Granted but now all the topics are topics you hate talking about.
:cry:

Granted but it's a new crappy TV.

I wish that Forum Games/Random were separate forums.
rust45
Granted, but all the games derail and get sent to random anyway.

I wish to never get songs stuck in my head unless I want them to.
Esupanitix
Granted but trolls don't get wishes granted for being subatomically-brained /b/tards that cannot prove anything.

I wish rust knew that if I were a tard (as in stupid), that his brain would be well below subatomic.
Wizard Of Orz

strager wrote:

It can't be called a brain if it's subatomic, idiot.
rust45
Ignoring the drama and since Weegee's wish is nothing good to go off of, I'll just grant my own.

Granted, but when the song gets stuck in your head, it never leaves, even after other songs get stuck in there, eventually your brain blows up from too many songs playing at once.

I wish Weegee would quit being a drama fag.
5ku112
I just saw the last few Weegee posts.

Granted, but Weegee takes it up a notch and sends you a PM filled with smilies and size=200 font about his feelings.

I wish for the Mibbit client to work.
Kitsunemimi
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qlum
granted but your ISP cut off the internet

I wish the old topic was back
Esupanitix
granted but,
OOPS, LOCKED!

I wish for friends on Mario Kart Wii(C) that are not hackers, cheaters, liars, idiots, cheap, perverted, mean, rude, trolls, cyberbullies, or imaginary. >:3 Beat that, bitches.
Wojjan
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Kitsunemimi
you what your what? The genie didn't see the word "wish" in there, so he didn't do anything.

I wish that I have the determination to finish all my homework as soon as I get home from school.
rust45
Granted, but it takes so long you have no freetime.

I wish I had more holidays in the year.
Sir Minelli
Granted! Just kidding!

I wish I could find gold coins at the end of a rainbow :'(
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