Granted but they will they'll immediately lose mod status after posting
I wish I can turn back time
I wish I can turn back time
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Granted,but you will remember all of your bad experience and die with koma from trauma
I wish for DJ post in this thread
I wish for DJ post in this thread
Granted but he doesn't post quality lmao
I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
Granted, but now no one wants to see your videos and you have 0 subscribers.
I wish I was part of a group.
I wish I was part of a group.
Granted but that group kicks you out after a day for liking Nagisa and being flamboyant about it (but actually you're not)
I wish that I was well-versed in C++
I wish that I was well-versed in C++
Granted, but you'll lose your computer.
I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
Granted, but the teacher or the school itself don't know that you exist
I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
Granted but you can only do it with Autopilot turned on and you can't ever aim anything correctly.
I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
Granted, but you'll die and you'll realize that in the moon, you don't have any air to breath.
I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
Granted, but the game will be worse than all things combined.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Granted but not in the way you want
I want another post here within the next 24 hours
I want another post here within the next 24 hours
Granted,but they only shiposting anyway
I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
Granted but those quality threads get locked after details
I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
Granted but Everyone and Each Other are both people so the only two of them lived in harmony and the rest aren't.
I wish to skip time
I wish to skip time
Granted, but you miss all the great and fun event
I wish for someone to help me
I wish for someone to help me
Granted, you dial 9110745929734939884583905 first.
I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
Granted, but they are locked up in barrels that you can't open.
I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
Granted,but you can't play standard anymore
I wish for a KFC chicken
I wish for a KFC chicken
Granted but it was prepared days ago and isn't fresh in the slightest.
I wish for a pay raise at my job
I wish for a pay raise at my job
You would get a pay raise but you'll work 24/7
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
Granted, but you can only use it for 1 hour in a single day
I wish i could be a good writer
I wish i could be a good writer
They only give compliments to your writing pattern, not the books you write.
Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Granted but you'll get fired after 24 hours
I wish for a new phone
I wish for a new phone
Granted, its a nokia
I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
(old nokia phones were actually good though)
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything
i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything
i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
Granted, humanity gets type 3 diabetes.
Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Granted, unspoilable but poisonous 
Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Granted but a card with no value, you only misspelled card as car.
I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
Granted, but only for 1 second.
I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
Granted but you'll no longer be friends
I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
Granted but lava burns you to death.
I wish... for. nothing.
I wish... for. nothing.
Granted, you are now teleported into the vacuum of space
I wish for more wishes
I wish for more wishes
Granted, every wish are corrupted death-related.
I wish for a cute creature.
I wish for a cute creature.
Granted, but it's extremely hostile and it will attack anyone, including you.
I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
Granted but a mechanical pencil instead.
I wish for a 500Mbps internet
I wish for a 500Mbps internet
Granted, but you can't even open your pc neither your smartphone
I wish i have a fish
I wish i have a fish
Granted, it's Cichlids, which it's for beauty purpose only, so you can't eat eat.
I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.