since fic picks up in the middle I'll give you guys a lead to it from the actual conversation
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> Sinistro said the word penis?!
<MaxwellDemon|IRC>
<Sinistro> it's only for players
<SFG> lol
<mattyu007> hahaha MD
<Sinistro>
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> Hahahaha
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> Sorry?
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> I can't help it XD
<SFG> <MaxwellDemon|IRC> Sinistro said the word penis?!
<SFG> <Sinistro> it's only for players
Max chuckled as Sarah continued to tease Sin, this time about being such a player. Nearby were Matt, also laughing at the antics, and peppy, who was absorbed in his work as always, typing frenetically at his computer.
"Enough already!" Sin cried in righteous indignation, giving Sarah one of those annoyed-but-amused looks. She returned with a look of wide-eyed innocense, the expression so ludicrous that Max burst out laughing again.
"Sin is expert player? Haha..." Max grinned at Sin, who grudgingly smiled in turn.
"Play-ah~ Apparently."
Max winked as Sarah began to giggle. "It's okay, Sin, your secret is safe with osu!"
"Save with us...osu. Hahaha!" Sin shook his head amusedly, laughing in spite of himself. Tode chose this moment to walk in, raising her eyebrow at the laughing group.
"Glad to see you guys are so cheerful this afternoon." She remarked drily as they noticed her.
peppy poked his head up from where he was working, responding most likely to some comment afar back that had just penetrated his ever-busy consciosuness.
"Please, Sin." He murmured.
"Please what?" Sin asked, confused, but peppy had already burrowed back into his work.
"Please with a cherry on top~!" Tode exclaimed, joining the four of them.
"On an ice cream sundae!" Max added cheerfully, producing an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top from apparently thin air. Sarah's eyes went wide and she snitched the cherry, eating it in one bite with a look of bliss on her face. Max stared at her for a little.
"Ah...now it's only the ice cream sundae..."
"How dare you eat the cherry?!" Tode interrupted, mock-scolding Sarah. "Now the sundae is NAKED and SAD!"
Sarah interrupted with a giggle and Tode gave her a stern look as she finished. "God, Sarah, you're such an ASSHOLE."
Sarah smiled perkily at Tode and snatched the sundae from Max, happily digging into it as well.
"...and now the sundae is gone too..." Max finished with a theatrical sigh as Sarah finished the sundae and licked her lips.
Meanwhile an evil grin was creeping onto Sinistro's face, and he sidled up next to Sarah, speaking in a coaxing, predatory tone.
"Goooooood, Sarah," he purred, moving his arm around her as her eyes started to widen. "I'll see you in my office in due time~" He paused for effect, then finished, looking Sarah straight in the eye. "For FILLINGS."
Max and Matt instantly burst into helpless laughter as Sarah turned bright red and began making little squeaky noises, edging away from Sin.
"Hahaha, that sounds SO wrong on SO many levels~" Max laughed. "What are you on, Sin? Fire?"
Sin just laughed and then began to sing and do a little dance, "Rubacan~ Rubican~ honou no Rubiicaaaan~te~ Mizu nigate~" then started laughing even harder as Sarah stood paralyzed, her face roughly the color of a tomato.
"Hahahahaha~ Sin IS Rubicante" Max nodded, chuckling.
"WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!" Tode burst in, in her usual randomness, and grinned. Sarah unfroze a little bit and smiled tentatively.
"Epic cherry~" Max added, grinning.
"Cut to Sin licking a cherry. Sexily~" Sin winked at Sarah, who fortunitely managed not to notice.
Sarah perked up. "Another cherry? Where?"
"Cherry of epic proportions~ It's ...a CHERRY BOMB!" Tode squealed.
"BOOM!" Sarah threw her hands up in the air happily, setting off another round of laughter as Mark walked in.
"Hi guys~" Mark beamed. There was a chorus of hellos, and then Sin gave Mark the most woebegone look.
"Mark, I said penis and everyone's giving me a hard time about it..." He moaned. There was a brief silence then...
"Sin said PENIS AGAIN?!" Max exclaimed in mock horror.
"Whoops~" Tode laughed as Sin looked at the sky in silent, desperate appeal.
"Come on, I was quoting!"
---right I'll finish this later I need to go do hw nao D: I'll edit it in---
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> Sinistro said the word penis?!
<MaxwellDemon|IRC>
<Sinistro> it's only for players
<SFG> lol
<mattyu007> hahaha MD
<Sinistro>
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> Hahahaha
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> Sorry?
<MaxwellDemon|IRC> I can't help it XD
<SFG> <MaxwellDemon|IRC> Sinistro said the word penis?!
<SFG> <Sinistro> it's only for players
Max chuckled as Sarah continued to tease Sin, this time about being such a player. Nearby were Matt, also laughing at the antics, and peppy, who was absorbed in his work as always, typing frenetically at his computer.
"Enough already!" Sin cried in righteous indignation, giving Sarah one of those annoyed-but-amused looks. She returned with a look of wide-eyed innocense, the expression so ludicrous that Max burst out laughing again.
"Sin is expert player? Haha..." Max grinned at Sin, who grudgingly smiled in turn.
"Play-ah~ Apparently."
Max winked as Sarah began to giggle. "It's okay, Sin, your secret is safe with osu!"
"Save with us...osu. Hahaha!" Sin shook his head amusedly, laughing in spite of himself. Tode chose this moment to walk in, raising her eyebrow at the laughing group.
"Glad to see you guys are so cheerful this afternoon." She remarked drily as they noticed her.
peppy poked his head up from where he was working, responding most likely to some comment afar back that had just penetrated his ever-busy consciosuness.
"Please, Sin." He murmured.
"Please what?" Sin asked, confused, but peppy had already burrowed back into his work.
"Please with a cherry on top~!" Tode exclaimed, joining the four of them.
"On an ice cream sundae!" Max added cheerfully, producing an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top from apparently thin air. Sarah's eyes went wide and she snitched the cherry, eating it in one bite with a look of bliss on her face. Max stared at her for a little.
"Ah...now it's only the ice cream sundae..."
"How dare you eat the cherry?!" Tode interrupted, mock-scolding Sarah. "Now the sundae is NAKED and SAD!"
Sarah interrupted with a giggle and Tode gave her a stern look as she finished. "God, Sarah, you're such an ASSHOLE."
Sarah smiled perkily at Tode and snatched the sundae from Max, happily digging into it as well.
"...and now the sundae is gone too..." Max finished with a theatrical sigh as Sarah finished the sundae and licked her lips.
Meanwhile an evil grin was creeping onto Sinistro's face, and he sidled up next to Sarah, speaking in a coaxing, predatory tone.
"Goooooood, Sarah," he purred, moving his arm around her as her eyes started to widen. "I'll see you in my office in due time~" He paused for effect, then finished, looking Sarah straight in the eye. "For FILLINGS."
Max and Matt instantly burst into helpless laughter as Sarah turned bright red and began making little squeaky noises, edging away from Sin.
"Hahaha, that sounds SO wrong on SO many levels~" Max laughed. "What are you on, Sin? Fire?"
Sin just laughed and then began to sing and do a little dance, "Rubacan~ Rubican~ honou no Rubiicaaaan~te~ Mizu nigate~" then started laughing even harder as Sarah stood paralyzed, her face roughly the color of a tomato.
"Hahahahaha~ Sin IS Rubicante" Max nodded, chuckling.
"WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!" Tode burst in, in her usual randomness, and grinned. Sarah unfroze a little bit and smiled tentatively.
"Epic cherry~" Max added, grinning.
"Cut to Sin licking a cherry. Sexily~" Sin winked at Sarah, who fortunitely managed not to notice.
Sarah perked up. "Another cherry? Where?"
"Cherry of epic proportions~ It's ...a CHERRY BOMB!" Tode squealed.
"BOOM!" Sarah threw her hands up in the air happily, setting off another round of laughter as Mark walked in.
"Hi guys~" Mark beamed. There was a chorus of hellos, and then Sin gave Mark the most woebegone look.
"Mark, I said penis and everyone's giving me a hard time about it..." He moaned. There was a brief silence then...
"Sin said PENIS AGAIN?!" Max exclaimed in mock horror.
"Whoops~" Tode laughed as Sin looked at the sky in silent, desperate appeal.
"Come on, I was quoting!"
---right I'll finish this later I need to go do hw nao D: I'll edit it in---
