Granted, but you will forever be stuck in the pool of peanut butter.
I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
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Granted, but Wall-ed is now in January, February, March, April, June, July, August, September, October, November & December.
I wish my cold was gone
I wish my cold was gone
Granted but now you have the black plague
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted, but it was very easy mode
I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
Granted but you will forget how it ends.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else (basically dead)
I wish for the most delicious chocolate
I wish for the most delicious chocolate
Granted but you will no longer be able to eat chocolate ever again
I wish I had a pet unicorn
I wish I had a pet unicorn
Granted. It died.
I wish to be less dark.
I wish to be less dark.
(Mah unicooooooorn ;-;)
Granted, but you will be emotionless
I wish I could sing
Granted, but you will be emotionless
I wish I could sing
Granted, but your voice kills people who hears it
I wish I had emotions
I wish I had emotions
Granted but you only have negative emotions
I wish I had some chicken strips
I wish I had some chicken strips
Granted, but it is poisoned
I wish I could not go to school
I wish I could not go to school
Granted, you're a laborer.
I wish for high speed internet.
I wish for high speed internet.
Granted, but with extremely unstable connection.
I wish for mania skills
I wish for mania skills
Granted, but you can effectively and perfectly draw a stick.
I wish for Re:Zero S2
I wish for Re:Zero S2
Granted, but he won't be able to save anyone.
I wish for beingthe Flash a very quick runner.
I wish for being
Granted, but your body gets horribly destroyed after you traveled at light speed.
I wish this thread sucked less
I wish this thread sucked less
Granted but you will never be able to eat it.
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
Granted but he will always disappear because of work. One day he becomes depressed because of the pressure of his job and commit suicide.
I wan't to rule the world.
I wan't to rule the world.
Granted, but you will be the only inhabitant.
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
Granted, but you can only do it on a "chibi" scale.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
Granted, but 1 JPY per skill
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
Granted, but you'll keep receiving notifications for it.
I wish I had all the books in the world
I wish I had all the books in the world
Granted. They fell on you. You died for the reason: "Being crushed by Knawledge."
I wish I had more confidence
I wish I had more confidence
You became "too confident" and ended up being a reckless little girl that picked up a fight with the big guy on your school.Damn he literally graved you to the ground T_T
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
Granted. But Kao already quit osu!
I wish I swam so fast
I wish I swam so fast
Granted.You swimmed through the ocean and got eaten by a shark
I want a better inernet!
I want a better inernet!
Granted. It's so stable that it's kept at 12kbps
I wish to become taller
I wish to become taller
Granted.Your boyfriend broke up with you cuz he loves shorter girls for hugging them like a teddy bear
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but the people you corrupted will lead the world to its end.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;
Cookies pleaseeee
Cookies pleaseeee
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Corrupt the wish.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.
I wish for cookies with raisins
I wish for cookies with raisins
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.
I wish i'm never ninja'd
I wish i'm never ninja'd