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-[Cow]-
Granted. You're 1$ richer.

1 month supporter :v
LiLi
Granted but I put Osugy instead of Osugye so you got nothing ~

I wish I could fulfill my dreams~
Horaizon-
Granted but after one day, you died

I wish i could have Cookiezi's skills
LiLi
Granted but then you get Ulnar Claw syndrome

I wish the person I like likes me back
vinnicci
Granted, on facebook


I wish quantum mechanics is fully understood.

I wish quantum computers are built.
Kruzon
Sry to say but microsoft is busy building my castle

If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
-[Cow]-
Granted, but the only the castle floated, not the ground.
Good luck getting in. :v

I wish I has ponies \o/
LiLi
Granted but they turned out to be human flesh eating ponies~

I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
LolMitch5
Granted! But you can teleport anywhere you want before 0.001 seconds.

I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
PlasticMemor
Granted but you get the cancer from the comments as pms

I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
Meah
Granted but poisoned soup.

I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.
vinnicci
Granted, they taste water.

I wish for a creamy chocolate cake.
Natahotra
Granted, but its filled with raisins.

I wish for an airliner as a replacement for a car.
LiLi
Granted but you the eyeliner airliner gives your a massive pink eye.

I wish I could go to the lake with my crush today ~
Kruzon
granted but the lake has dried up

i wish to own a private jet
Natahotra
Granted, but the private jet's engine number 1 will flame out every 5 trips.

I wish for skill in this game.
Zafufu
Granted, but your sudden skills frame you as a cheater.

I wish for a job.
LiLi
Granted but it's a dirty job~

I wish I could travel this summer :')
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but your plane crashes into the alps.

I wish for a waifu.
Kao
Granted, but your waifu is trash.

I wish for worse aim (hehe)
puccithecat
granted, now you can't get aim for good scores

i wish my schoolmates wont make fun of me ;w;
Kao
Granted, but the teachers make fun of you

I wish I had Rem as my Waifu (hope she doesn't mind a girl)
Fhaye
Granted but who?

I wish for osu! skills
45Traeath
If that can give you a tiny hint of "who"...
You could make it so none of them can move from their respective world.
In other words, they can never see eachother, while Rem is fully aware of the granted wish.

But that's not the kind of thing I would do, so I intentionally skipped.

Granted, but it will waste 4 years of your life.

I wish for tranquility peace in my mind and soul.
Kao
Granted, but your "peace" is actually schizophrenia

I wish for more manga on my bookcase
Runiel
Granted, but it's all Hentai Manga

I wish for a 900 pp play
Kao
Granted, but it was determined as cheating and you were banned
(OT: H Manga isn't a ruined wish for me)

I wish for every anime existing on my hard drive
vinnicci
Granted, all in 144p quality

I wish for a strawberry milk.
45Traeath
Granted, but it's human milk. (What in whatever did I just do...)

I wish for my Steam (short) wishlist to be cleaned for Christmas.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but after you cleaned that, a whole bunch of stuff added in your wish list.

I wish I could FC blue zenith with HRHD.
-Kyu
Granted,but easy difficulty


I wish to play overwatch
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but with an extremely low skill that you can't even kill an easy bot. I wish I could sleep properly.
Runiel
Granted, but everytime you wake up, Danny Devito suddenly appears and stares at you deeply in the eyes and then jumps through your window.

I wish i could get a beast PC and Beast Internet
45Traeath

RunielVermell wrote:

get a beast PC and Beast Internet
Granted but you'll run for your life from that moment. {Bad joke, 0/100, thank you.}

I wish I could move to my next life right now.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you have to live the same way your life is before

I want to corrupt a wish. :lol:
Kao
Granted, but you actually made his wish better

I wish chatazfung99 followed rules properly
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted. But now he won't post on the thread anymore so it's kinda useless anyways

I wish to have a kawaii neko as my waifu
Kao
Granted, but it's a male cat that's perverted

I wish I could fly
MagatsuLana
Granted, but your waifu won't love you back

I wish to have the power to make anything I write come to life
Kao
Granted, but another person dies, to take place of that person
(Dark)

I wish I could fly
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