Wish granted but it's of yourself
I wish for a new smart phone
I wish for a new smart phone
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Granted, but you only have one app.
I wish to be good at German
I wish to be good at German
wish granted but you can't speak it, only write
I wish to be a pianist
I wish to be a pianist
Granted, but you burn your hand in an accident and can't play it ever again.
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I wish for new glasses
:cc
I wish for new glasses
Granted but you can't share it with me
I wish for a plushie to hug
I wish for a plushie to hug
Granted, it's rotten and poisoned.
I wish for holograms to become real things
I wish for holograms to become real things
Granted, but you will fap to death with 3D hentai.
I wish I had more chocolates.
I wish I had more chocolates.
Granted, you have so much chocolate, you die from being buried under them for days. . .
I wish for trolls to stop trolling
I wish for trolls to stop trolling
Granted, but they annoy you in real life instead of trolling online.
I wish for Garpo to come online
I wish for Garpo to come online
Granted, but Garpo also comes on you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wish my sense of humor wasn't completely retarded.
I wish my sense of humor wasn't completely retarded.
oh god, the lewdness is real
Granted, but now you can't make jokes.
I wish for a pretty rose
Granted, but now you can't make jokes.
I wish for a pretty rose
Granted, but it rusts instantly.
I wish for a flower crown
I wish for a flower crown
Wish granted but the flowers used you're allergic to
I wish for a better microphone
I wish for a better microphone
Granted, but you can only use it to talk to me.
I wish to get good grades in school from now on.
I wish to get good grades in school from now on.
Wish granted but good grades in your eyes is a C
I wish for a deck of cards
I wish for a deck of cards
Granted, it's all Joker cards.
I wish for something special to happen.
I wish for something special to happen.
Granted, but you die immediately afterwards.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you can no longer breathe in normal air and thus you have to stay a fish forever.
I wish that I would not be a scrub at this game
I wish that I would not be a scrub at this game
Granted, but the whole world dies with you
I wish for Iona to not say such sad things
I wish for Iona to not say such sad things
Granted. Now iona will say naughty things.
i wish i there is start/pause button for life
i wish i there is start/pause button for life
Granted, now you break the pause button and your stuck in a paused world.
I wish for all my life goals to come true
I wish for all my life goals to come true
wish granted but you become so bored after completing everything you kill yourself
I wish for a new pair of kicks
I wish for a new pair of kicks
Granted, but they're in the colour you dislike the most.
I wish for €2
I wish for €2
Wish granted but now you owe me a hug
I wish for a new blanket
I wish for a new blanket
Granted, but you have to give it to me when I'm cold.
I wish for a pillow
I wish for a pillow
Wish granted but it isn't a normal pillow it's me
I wish for a new scarf
I wish for a new scarf
Wish granted, but the scarf removes one year if your life each time you wear it.
I wish for a new computer.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted but there's a white smoke comes from motherboard after you turn on this pc.
I wish and pray for... Faster internet.
I wish and pray for... Faster internet.
granted, but your internet is suddenly slow somehow...
i wish for candy
i wish for candy
Granted, you got rotten-egg flavored candy. i don't even want to imagine the taste.
i wish for happy life
i wish for happy life
Granted, but you die happily so quick
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
granted, i'll just remove your bones
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
Wish granted but it's only motive of transportation is slithering
I wish for a better sense of time
I wish for a better sense of time
Granted, but time is slowed down immensely, only to you.
I wish to be a better person.
I wish to be a better person.
wish granted but you aren't your old self, you're mindless
I wish for a hug
I wish for a hug