Granted but your handwriting is basically illegible.
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I wish this wih isn't corrupted.
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Granted. You die instead.
I wish for a nice dinner under the moonlight with the guy I love.
I wish for a nice dinner under the moonlight with the guy I love.
Granted but due to rapid changes to the weather, it rains heavily instead.
I wish for cookies to be sold in every shop.
I wish for cookies to be sold in every shop.
Granted. now every shops sell cookies only.
i wish i get perfect score in tomorrow's test.
i wish i get perfect score in tomorrow's test.
Granted, but you fail the rest of your tests in this term.
I wish to go to America
I wish to go to America
Granted but you can only go to 'Muricah's ghettos.
I wish I was no longer addicted to nicotine.
I wish I was no longer addicted to nicotine.
Wish granted, but the production of cigarettes tripled.
I wish for more wishes to wish on something other than more wishes to wish for more wishes to wish for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes for REDACTED
I wish for more wishes to wish on something other than more wishes to wish for more wishes to wish for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes for REDACTED
wish granted but the wishes go to someone else
I wish for a car
I wish for a car
Granted. You got CARdiomegaly
i wish for more free time.
i wish for more free time.
Granted, but the funny joke is very old.
I wish I can get 100$ bill from the street paths.
I wish I can get 100$ bill from the street paths.
Granted, but they already torn.
I wish that i can eat bigger kebab.
I wish that i can eat bigger kebab.
wish granted but bigger is actually smaller
I wish for something to be interest in.
I wish for something to be interest in.
Granted but it's me.
I wish to be able to skate even better.
I wish to be able to skate even better.
wish granted but you can only have 1 skate
I wish for the ability to jump higher
I wish for the ability to jump higher
Granted, but you can't do anything but jump.
I wish for a dakimakura
I wish for a dakimakura
Wish granted but it's of yourself
I wish for a new smart phone
I wish for a new smart phone
Granted, but you only have one app.
I wish to be good at German
I wish to be good at German
wish granted but you can't speak it, only write
I wish to be a pianist
I wish to be a pianist
Granted, but you burn your hand in an accident and can't play it ever again.
:cc
I wish for new glasses
:cc
I wish for new glasses
Granted but you can't share it with me
I wish for a plushie to hug
I wish for a plushie to hug
Granted, it's rotten and poisoned.
I wish for holograms to become real things
I wish for holograms to become real things
Granted, but you will fap to death with 3D hentai.
I wish I had more chocolates.
I wish I had more chocolates.
Granted, you have so much chocolate, you die from being buried under them for days. . .
I wish for trolls to stop trolling
I wish for trolls to stop trolling
Granted, but they annoy you in real life instead of trolling online.
I wish for Garpo to come online
I wish for Garpo to come online
Granted, but Garpo also comes on you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wish my sense of humor wasn't completely retarded.
I wish my sense of humor wasn't completely retarded.
oh god, the lewdness is real
Granted, but now you can't make jokes.
I wish for a pretty rose
Granted, but now you can't make jokes.
I wish for a pretty rose
Granted, but it rusts instantly.
I wish for a flower crown
I wish for a flower crown
Wish granted but the flowers used you're allergic to
I wish for a better microphone
I wish for a better microphone
Granted, but you can only use it to talk to me.
I wish to get good grades in school from now on.
I wish to get good grades in school from now on.
Wish granted but good grades in your eyes is a C
I wish for a deck of cards
I wish for a deck of cards
Granted, it's all Joker cards.
I wish for something special to happen.
I wish for something special to happen.
Granted, but you die immediately afterwards.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you can no longer breathe in normal air and thus you have to stay a fish forever.
I wish that I would not be a scrub at this game
I wish that I would not be a scrub at this game
Granted, but the whole world dies with you
I wish for Iona to not say such sad things
I wish for Iona to not say such sad things
Granted. Now iona will say naughty things.
i wish i there is start/pause button for life
i wish i there is start/pause button for life
Granted, now you break the pause button and your stuck in a paused world.
I wish for all my life goals to come true
I wish for all my life goals to come true
wish granted but you become so bored after completing everything you kill yourself
I wish for a new pair of kicks
I wish for a new pair of kicks
Granted, but they're in the colour you dislike the most.
I wish for €2
I wish for €2
Wish granted but now you owe me a hug
I wish for a new blanket
I wish for a new blanket
Granted, but you have to give it to me when I'm cold.
I wish for a pillow
I wish for a pillow
Wish granted but it isn't a normal pillow it's me
I wish for a new scarf
I wish for a new scarf
Wish granted, but the scarf removes one year if your life each time you wear it.
I wish for a new computer.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted but there's a white smoke comes from motherboard after you turn on this pc.
I wish and pray for... Faster internet.
I wish and pray for... Faster internet.
granted, but your internet is suddenly slow somehow...
i wish for candy
i wish for candy
Granted, you got rotten-egg flavored candy. i don't even want to imagine the taste.
i wish for happy life
i wish for happy life
Granted, but you die happily so quick
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
granted, i'll just remove your bones
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
Wish granted but it's only motive of transportation is slithering
I wish for a better sense of time
I wish for a better sense of time
Granted, but time is slowed down immensely, only to you.
I wish to be a better person.
I wish to be a better person.
wish granted but you aren't your old self, you're mindless
I wish for a hug
I wish for a hug
Granted, but it's not from me.
I wish to disappear right now
I wish to disappear right now
done.
i wish to have a big cake.
i wish to have a big cake.
But no healthy drinks for you.
I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
Granted. now your cat want to have sex with you.
i wish i can run faster
i wish i can run faster
holy fucking shitFlying Pan wrote:
now your cat want to have sex with you.
Granted but you can't go slower.
I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
Granted, but somehow one of the containers was contaminated with a super virus and one day you accidentally ingest that very bottle. You end up very sick and somehow became a zombie in the emergency room. You sir, have just inevitably started WWZ...Ameth Rianno wrote:
I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
I wish sex bots became a thing. Gives me less reason to actually better myself.
Granted. but the bots are male and they crushed your butt hole.
i wish for good fortune
i wish for good fortune
granted, but then the good fortune gave you bad fortune
i wish im immortal
i wish im immortal
Granted, but you see all your friends die around you due to you never growing old.
I wish to change my past
I wish to change my past
Granted, you have changed your past, however your future is all screwed up in many ways you don't like
I wish to be less shy
I wish to be less shy
Granted, however you're bombarded with questions because of it.
I wish to be less lazy
I wish to be less lazy
Wish granted, but you're so hardworking that you even forgot to drink or eat. In the end you died of malnutrition and dehydration
I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
Granted.
i wish i can predict the future
i wish i can predict the future
Granted butnyou accidentally predict your death and it's a murder . It's actually also in a month's time. You get paranoid and do your best to avoid death, leading to insanity. You eventually crack and kill everyone you know in fear of being murdered.
I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
Granted. . . You are invisible but no one ever notices you and your lonely, this prevents you from doing certain 'stuff'
I wish people would appreciate my presence
I wish people would appreciate my presence
Granted, but you disappear from the world the following day
I wish to die right now
I wish to die right now
Granted, however the next day the people who care about you don't want you to die, somehow they turn back time and your alive again
I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
granted but granting someone's happiness means taking away that of another. By granting your wish you grant everyone who struggles happiness but make all those who aren't struggling suffer depression. Then they struggle. The cycle continues.
I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
Granted, Sirade volunteers You find a nice girl who is willing to feed you
I wish that I never have to go to school again
I wish that I never have to go to school again
(No corruption? Nice!)
Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.
I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.
I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Granted, but all the cats hate you.
I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
Granted, however you got a defective one.
I wish for immortality.
I wish for immortality.
Granted. but you'll feel unbearable pain of seeing your loved ones passed away and wish to die after that
i wish someone sent me some money
i wish someone sent me some money
wish granted but it's money laced with anthrax
I wish for a new rolex
I wish for a new rolex
Granted, but the time is wrong and can't be fixed
I wish for good test results
I wish for good test results
Granted, but you'll feel like school is too easy therefore the day you skip school you'll get hit by a car and die.
I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
Granted but you're stuck as a shadow for life, following the true zed around for as long as the game exists.
I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
Granted, but they all gather and take over the world with their ex love for Frozen.
I wish for nice music.
I wish for nice music.
Wish granted but it's made by yourself
I wish to be better at taiko
I wish to be better at taiko
Granted, but the new site removed Taiko.
I wish the new forum design would go away
I wish the new forum design would go away
Granted, but a new design is proposed and is completely worse.
I wish to get my mic soon.
I wish to get my mic soon.
Granted, you get your mic, but it breaks when you accidentally drop the box it was in.
I wish I could get better at osu standard
I wish I could get better at osu standard
Granted but everyone stops playing it except you.
I wish I was generally better at things
I wish I was generally better at things
Granted, you got better in being a scrub
I wish for inappropriate things.
I wish for inappropriate things.
In most cases, inappropriate can be considered as 18+ material, like porn and hentai, by wishing for this, you're basically asking for your lust to take over, which is not only bad on its own, but if you're a Christian, is even a sin.
I wish I was a faster speedcuber
I wish I was a faster speedcuber
Granted, But you complete them so fast that they break.TheBronyGames wrote:
I wish I was a faster speedcuber
I Wish for a new computer. :^)
Granted but I come to your house and smash it to pieces.
I wish tree leaves in autumn went straight from green to red with no transition colour in between.
I wish tree leaves in autumn went straight from green to red with no transition colour in between.
people pull the leaves off because its looks weird
i wis for long lasting color pencils
i wis for long lasting color pencils
Granted, but the colored pencils have a mind of their own, and draw what they want.
I wish to live forever.
I wish to live forever.
Granted but people find out you've been living too long. Scientists capture you and perform painful experiments on you for all of eternity.
I wish I had an everlasting sex drive.
I wish I had an everlasting sex drive.
chaee
granted, but the pizza is poisoned and you die.
i wish to stop time
i wish to stop time
Granted but you're stuck in your old time space for all eternity. You can never interact with the world normally ever again. Everything is still and cannot be moved so you are basically the only thing alive and everything else that exists is just an inanimate statue because nothing can move or do something in approximately 0 seconds.
I wish I could freely turn into a cat at will.
I wish I could freely turn into a cat at will.