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The Green Man, Woman and Non-Binary Collective

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boat
🍃 GMWNBC is a group of elite users bold enough to break convention and venture beyond the confines of their desktops. In other words, the GMWNBC touches grass, and ostensibly it's members are superior to anyone who doesn't.

The GMWNBC stands for health, prosperity and nature, because anything else is inferior.

Being a member of the GMWNBC comes with numerous perks and benefits:
- Fresh air & sunlight
- Your stinky gamer chair gets a well deserved break
- Grass touchy feely goody
- Grounds & justification for your superiority complex
- A Bullying Pass allowing you to bully non-GMWNBC members

Application & Verification
To apply to become a member of the GMWNBC you must provide verification in the form of a photo.

Your verification photo must:
- Include a leaf and your username drawn on a note or on your person
- Visibly show you touching or being reasonably adjacent to grass, leaves, trees or bushes
- Visibly depict being outdoors - houseplants do not count

Example of a superior verification photo:


Member Ranking & Requirements
The ranking of GMWNBC members is denoted by the 🍃 Leaf with higher ranked members having more leaves.
Though all GMWNBC members are superior, having a higher rank earns you more diplomatic power and societal status.

You can earn additional 🍃 Leaf tokens by:
- Aggressively coercing the inferiors to attain health, superiority, and ostensibly GMWNBC membership
- Re-verifying your health and superiority with a new verification photo weekly

GMWNBC Membership Rules:
- Bigotry, xenophobia and misogyny is strictly prohibited
Any GMWNBC found to engage in this type of conduct, in or outside of this thread will have their membership revoked indefinitely

🍃 GMWNBC Members:
boat 🍃
Hachiman Ryouta 🍃 Verification
Dementedduck 🍃 Verification
Polyspora
Cut your nails
Topic Starter
boat

Polyspora wrote:

Cut your nails
pipe down favela goblin
Polyspora

boat wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Cut your nails
pipe down favela goblin
Sorry didn’t mean to offend a swedistan citizen
Duck o-o
grass party two waow
Topic Starter
boat

Dementedduck wrote:

grass party two waow
whatever that is, it is evidently inferior
Polyspora
grass party had like 30 members iirc
Duck o-o

boat wrote:

Dementedduck wrote:

grass party two waow
whatever that is, it is evidently inferior
nooooo ;-;
we touch more grass >:(
Topic Starter
boat

Polyspora wrote:

grass party had like 30 members iirc
an inferior mind wouldn't understand
Jangsoodlor
What
Scyla
Anyone knows where i can buy grass legally to join?
Polyspora

boat wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

grass party had like 30 members iirc
an inferior mind wouldn't understand
I mean... they got a position on the government thru eblf
Topic Starter
boat
yes thank you for your gibberish
Polyspora

boat wrote:

yes thank you for your gibberish
fwqfhnwepofgbhwaogfbwaopçgbwaofbófbwpaçifcbwaivbkhbwçkbwakçvjbwakçjv
Duck o-o
question: could i participate in mild misogyny if part of the thing
women are yucky :c (no offense)
Ymir

boat wrote:

Non-Binary
ACK
Polyspora

Ymir wrote:

boat wrote:

Non-Binary
ACK
change name
Nuuskamuikkunen
Grass party already exists althoguh we wouldn't mind having more members.
Topic Starter
boat

Dementedduck wrote:

question: could i participate in mild misogyny if part of the thing
women are yucky :c (no offense)
permitted if the misogyny is consensual
and you're yucky (no offense)


Ymir wrote:

boat wrote:

Non-Binary
ACK
discrimination is inferior
Topic Starter
boat

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Grass party already exists althoguh we wouldn't mind having more members.
this has nothing to do with your special needs olympics
Polyspora
Grass party >>>
Ymir

Polyspora wrote:

Ymir wrote:

boat wrote:

Non-Binary
ACK
change name
I did on Discord
Hoshimegu Mio
This sounds like an NGO.
Topic Starter
boat

YyottaCat wrote:

This sounds like an NGO.
it is a shitpost
Ymir
That's the 5th shitpost you've posted this week ma'am!
Topic Starter
boat
with more to come
Polyspora
its scyla but with a little more effort
Topic Starter
boat
silence, child
throw tantrums elsewhere
Polyspora
I'm quite hungry
Ymir
Polyspora is being disciplined, such a joyous occasion.
Hoshimegu Mio

Ymir wrote:

Polyspora is being disciplined, such a joyous occasion.
Exuberant even.
Hachiman Ryouta
Scyla
Looking at the picture, I am sure.

You're a lady boy
Topic Starter
boat

Scyla wrote:

Looking at the picture, I am sure.

You're a lady boy
I am your mum

clean your filthy room
Scyla

boat wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Looking at the picture, I am sure.

You're a lady boy
I am your mum

clean your filthy room
I live in the streets
Topic Starter
boat
no you don't stop larping start cleaning
Scyla

boat wrote:

no you don't stop larping start cleaning
My room cleans me
Scyla
Wait, mommy?
Scyla
Mommeh
This
Is
My
Room

How
Do
I
Cleab
It
Mommeh?
Topic Starter
boat

Scyla wrote:

My room cleans me
sure thing buddy I can literally hear the rustling of burger wrappers and your pepsi can mountain collapsing through your posts
Scyla

boat wrote:

Scyla wrote:

My room cleans me
sure thing buddy I can literally hear the rustling of burger wrappers and your pepsi can mountain collapsing through your posts
My pillow smells too
Patatitta
I don't think a bullying pass can be given
Karmine

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think a bullying pass can be given
It should.
Patatitta

Karmine wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think a bullying pass can be given
It should.
I mean I don't oppose I would like to legally bully some people here but I'm just saying it probably cant
Reyalp51
what about green woman



green woman good
Topic Starter
boat
none of you touched grass today

pathetic
Duck o-o

boat wrote:

none of you touched grass today

pathetic
am chilling and it raining
will do tomorrow
Patatitta

boat wrote:

none of you touched grass today

pathetic
I did
Scyla
MOMMEH

I CAN'T TOUCH GRASS

CANNABIS IS ILLEGAL
Topic Starter
boat

Scyla wrote:

CANNABIS IS ILLEGAL
not where I live got a coffee shop like 10 minutes away

but weed is lame anyways
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